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Screaming Woot Monkey

Speed to First Woot:
0m 41.553s
First Sucker:
flag2075
Last Wooter to Woot:
starchie
Last Purchase:
a year ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 31% of Woot.com Woots
Top 11% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 24% of Woot.com Woots
Top 19% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 4% first woot
  • 2% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 23% < 25 woots
  • 59% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 1% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 88% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 38% bought 1
  • 15% bought 2
  • 47% bought 3

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Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

dabills22


quality posts: 4 Private Messages dabills22

Darn, no clue on the last item? Give the people a chance!

anago


quality posts: 1 Private Messages anago

Thank you, and good night!


I’m addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn’t matter. -- Steven Wright

jerry465


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jerry465

che che meh...

andrewshulman


quality posts: 4 Private Messages andrewshulman

Alas, he is a rerun from December, 2012.

But hope springs eternal that there is more fun to be had ...

pakopako


quality posts: 2 Private Messages pakopako
dabills22 wrote:Darn, no clue on the last item? Give the people a chance!

Power to the 90%?

roxannez


quality posts: 13 Private Messages roxannez

"Didn't need no welfare state... everybody pulled his weight... gee the old La Salle ran great... those were the days" (When Amazon didn't own Woot and Woot-Offs didn't suck my white nether regions)

wilcononomous


quality posts: 20 Private Messages wilcononomous

theoneill555


quality posts: 56 Private Messages theoneill555

I said it over at kids.woot and I will say it over here - Can we please have some NEW monkeys? The last new ones I got were from CES in January. That's a long time to go without new monkeys. I am in withdrawal here.

That's O'neill with two L's *holds up three fingers*

lichme


quality posts: 2856 Private Messages lichme

Moueska


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Moueska

Where's the "I've seen the End" cat pic. ;)

It's tradition!


... Unless it's a red herring, which I doubt.

birdie923


quality posts: 0 Private Messages birdie923

I'm tempted, if only for the exasperation and irritation of my sister and her husband as they try to outrun the boys in an effort to exterminate these monkeys. Bwahahahaha....

I think their dog may deserve one, too.

sthnbelle


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sthnbelle

When's the last time they had a new monkey? The Whoot one?

jeepgrl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jeepgrl

When was the last time a Board of Circuits was for sale?

PresidentBird


quality posts: 0 Private Messages PresidentBird
theoneill555 wrote:I said it over at kids.woot and I will say it over here - Can we please have some NEW monkeys? The last new ones I got were from CES in January. That's a long time to go without new monkeys. I am in withdrawal here.



This x1000!

andrewshulman


quality posts: 4 Private Messages andrewshulman
sthnbelle wrote:When's the last time they had a new monkey? The Whoot one?



That's the last one I bought and since I am an obsessive collector ... I actually look forward to getting a new addition to the desk at work ...

reverendc


quality posts: 1 Private Messages reverendc

Missed the entire woot off. Anything good? Was there a Benevolent Overlord Creator?

MuteDeCute


quality posts: 1 Private Messages MuteDeCute

I have extras of almost all the woot monkeys, even the famous first red caped woot monkey! PM me with your offer, serious inquiries only. (note: the rarer the monkey, the more $$$ I will be expecting).

goodmayham


quality posts: 0 Private Messages goodmayham
jeepgrl wrote:When was the last time a Board of Circuits was for sale?



When the Accessories and Watches site launched. I missed out on it

Time before that: April Fools' Day when tools and garden launched (my first and only)

Lesson: Beg for more sites to launch

Moueska


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Moueska

OH, WAIT.



And WHY is it the best Woot-Off ever?

Let's take stock:
+100 for the fun way to get Board of Circuits#39;s
-10 because I didn't get to catch any of the clues quickly enough to figure them out
-5 for no bacon coffin
+50 for Shirt.woot woot-off
+25 for the filter chosen for this computeing awesome woot-off

thus...

BEST WOOT-OFF EVAR.


(Don't ban me plz. ^_^)

jeepgrl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jeepgrl
goodmayham wrote:When the Accessories and Watches site launched. I missed out on it

Time before that: April Fools' Day when tools and garden launched (my first and only)

Lesson: Beg for more sites to launch



Thanks for the reply...I thought it had been a while. I have never been able to get a Board of Circuits

kgirl123


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kgirl123

I miss one day woot-offs. On just original woot with random c.r.a.p.

bluejester


quality posts: 564 Private Messages bluejester
Moueska wrote:Where's the "I've seen the End" cat pic. ;)

It's tradition!


... Unless it's a red herring, which I doubt.



I've checked and it would seem that this is the last item, the woot off appears to have an end date of tonight meaning because you asked for it, here it is:



(just because I'm on vacation doesn't mean I've forgotten. Can some one post a long cat too? This might be Nevermore's last woot off)

goodmayham


quality posts: 0 Private Messages goodmayham
jeepgrl wrote:Thanks for the reply...I thought it had been a while. I have never been able to get a Board of Circuits



No prob.

Just in case, when they had them there, they were in the woot plus stuff. I think the Board of Circuits was grouped with men's cologne last time.

Good luck getting one.

jeepgrl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jeepgrl
goodmayham wrote:No prob.

Just in case, when they had them there, they were in the woot plus stuff. I think the Board of Circuits was grouped with men's cologne last time.

Good luck getting one.


Oh wow...thank you for the heads up!

curtise


quality posts: 20 Private Messages curtise

Hey, of note, kids.woot is ALSO selling FSMs, and in fact has two different designs! whoot monkey, and meta monkey (though meta monkey's cape design is hidden in the photo).
So, if you want a monkey with a different design, head over to kids.woot! (or do like they say and add these to your cart, then head over and add some of the kids.woot ones too)
-=C=-

thumperchick


quality posts: 239 Private Messages thumperchick
bluejester wrote: Can some one post a long cat too? This might be Nevermore's last woot off)



bluejester


quality posts: 564 Private Messages bluejester
thumperchick wrote:



Epic longcat is epic.

Thanks much. *sniffle* it's a beautiful use of longcat. LOTR is one of my favs.

whatsamattaU


quality posts: 1069 Private Messages whatsamattaU
bluejester wrote:I've checked and it would seem that this is the last item, the woot off appears to have an end date of tonight meaning because you asked for it, here it is:



(just because I'm on vacation doesn't mean I've forgotten. Can some one post a long cat too? This might be Nevermore's last woot off)



Oh, what the heck, more old traditions/clutter: http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=4202231&pageindex=9&replycount=460#post4202700
My woot post from nearly 3 years ago:
Feel free to improve (with sincere apologies to Frank):

And now the end is near
And so I face the final monkey
My friend I'll say it clear
I've bought some crap, was so unlucky
I've saved a lot that's true
I bought each and every woot-off
And more, much more than this
I wooted my way
The Bags I've had a few
But then again too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And hit F5 without exception
I sought each silly mouse
Each careful step to get the cheapest
And more, much more than this
I wooted my way
Yes there were times I'm sure you knew
When I bought way more than I ever use
But through it all when there was doubt
I charged it all as my way out, I bought it all
And I stood tall and wooted my way
I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I bought all that
And may I say not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I wooted my way
For what is a man what has he got
If not a Flip then he has not
To say the things he truly feels
That "this" woot-off had the "worst" deals???
The record shows I wrote this prose
And wooted my way
Yes wooted my way

video (pardon the language):


and for bluejester


Back to our regularly scheduled programming in 5 minutes.

maggie3052


quality posts: 3 Private Messages maggie3052
whatsamattaU wrote:Oh, what the heck, more old traditions/clutter: http://www.woot.com/forums/viewpost.aspx?postid=4202231&pageindex=9&replycount=460#post4202700
My woot post from nearly 3 years ago:
Feel free to improve (with sincere apologies to Frank):

And now the end is near
And so I face the final monkey
My friend I'll say it clear
I've bought some crap, was so unlucky
I've saved a lot that's true
I bought each and every woot-off
And more, much more than this
I wooted my way
The Bags I've had a few
But then again too few to mention
I did what I had to do
And hit F5 without exception
I sought each silly mouse
Each careful step to get the cheapest
And more, much more than this
I wooted my way
Yes there were times I'm sure you knew
When I bought way more than I ever use
But through it all when there was doubt
I charged it all as my way out, I bought it all
And I stood tall and wooted my way
I've loved, I've laughed and cried
I've had my fill, my share of losing
And now as tears subside
I find it all so amusing
To think I bought all that
And may I say not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me
I wooted my way
For what is a man what has he got
If not a Flip then he has not
To say the things he truly feels
That "this" woot-off had the "worst" deals???
The record shows I wrote this prose
And wooted my way
Yes wooted my way

video (pardon the language):


and for bluejester


Back to our regularly scheduled programming in 5 minutes.



Aahh, the good old days...Miss Nightghost...