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Even in his dreams, Mortimer doesn't stand a chance against bantamweight MMA pugilist Urijah Faber -- unless Sport.Woot can help him get RIPPED in just five days!

jcolag


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Mortimer seems to have succumbed to anti-monkey prejudice in society. He dreams himself as a masked human instead of a monkey.

Someone should tell him he's loved exactly the way he is. By someone. Probably. I'm guessing.

Or maybe just show him some of the PSA videos.

cappo


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Not only that, but it's apparently a human version of one of the masked bandit bear-monkeys.

It's scary what goes on inside Mortimer's head.


bpr2


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If y'all could somehow sell the fairtex shinguards, (size XL) that'd be great. Thank you!

that was fun while it lasted!

ThunderThighs


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bpr2 wrote:If y'all could somehow sell the fairtex shinguards, (size XL) that'd be great. Thank you!

I'll pass on your wish to the Sports team.



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