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Even in his dreams, Mortimer doesn't stand a chance against bantamweight MMA pugilist Urijah Faber -- unless Sport.Woot can help him get RIPPED in just five days!
Mortimer seems to have succumbed to anti-monkey prejudice in society. He dreams himself as a masked human instead of a monkey.
Someone should tell him he's loved exactly the way he is. By someone. Probably. I'm guessing.
Or maybe just show him some of the PSA videos.
Not only that, but it's apparently a human version of one of the masked bandit bear-monkeys.
It's scary what goes on inside Mortimer's head.
If y'all could somehow sell the fairtex shinguards, (size XL) that'd be great. Thank you!
bpr2 wrote:If y'all could somehow sell the fairtex shinguards, (size XL) that'd be great. Thank you!
I'll pass on your wish to the Sports team.
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