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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Fitness Heroes and Villians

So, to celebrate the Woot Will* Get You Ripped In 5 Days event happening on Sport.Woot right now, we decided to do some fitness puns. But not just any fitness puns; fitness super hero and super villain puns. Check out the examples:

  • Pumping Iron Man
  • Flex Luthor
  • P90X-Men
     

Those are mine. What do you got? Post your response in the comments and I'll pick my fave next week.

Last Week's Winner (Math in the Kitchen): Mathematical spices: SINnamon, parse-ly, Descartes-amom from migelito.

Other Favorites: Inte-grill from jcolag, and  grease trapezoid from Pamini.

Photo by Flickr user CrossfitPaleoDietFitnessClasses, used under Creative Commons License.

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Insani-TMNT, or Shaun TMNT.

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Richard Simians
Lean Titans
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Dead-Pullup

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Bruise Sprain

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Lean Hornet
Silver Squater
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Lean Hornet
Lean Arrow
Cycleclops
Captain Abmerica

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Captain Barbell
Professor X-crutiating Pain

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charlesjohns40 wrote:Lean Hornet
Lean Arrow
Cycleclops
Captain Abmerica



You got Lean Hornet and Lean Arrow and didn't do Lean Lantern?

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Deadpool jogging
Headpool planking
Daredevil dash
Thunderball jacknife

Reed Richards Simmons

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aardwolf64 wrote:Black Widowmaker



My favorite. :D

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Cyclaps
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Sasquats?
Magnetone
Isismetric
Mr. Mxyzspinlk
Brainiactivity
Ice-ometric Man
Atrophynix
Human Torchinups
Green ArRow
Green Arrowbics
Kryptoe touches
Dr. Doombells
Tai-Cheetah
Jumping Jack of Hearts
Abs-omination
Irun Man
Hundred-Yard Dash
Ju-JitSue Storm

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jimkillian wrote:DeadLiftPool
Deadpullup
Elektrampoline
Joggernaut
Coweightlossus
Dr. Octopushup
Hygiene Grey
Cyclaps
Galacticurls
Sasquats?
Magnetone
Isismetric
Mr. Mxyzspinlk
Brainiactivity
Ice-ometric Man
Atrophynix
Human Torchinups
Green ArRow
Green Arrowbics
Kryptoe touches
Dr. Doombells
Tai-Cheetah
Jumping Jack of Hearts
Abs-omination
Irun Man
Hundred-Yard Dash
Ju-JitSue Storm



Nice.

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