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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Under(the sea)Studies

We're looking for the best actors and actresses under the sea. Check out these examples:

  • Mark Narwhalberg
  • Reef Witherspoon
  • Marlin Brando

Eh? EH?? EHHHHHHH??!?!?! EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH????!?!!!?!?!? Pretty funny, right? But you can prolly do better. So post away and I'll choose my favorite next week.

Last Week's Winner (Fitness Superheros): Thigh master of the universe from Crystal Quibell on Facebook.

Other Favorites: Insani-TMNT from OldMatador and Lean Hornet from charlesjohns4.

Photo by Flickr user eutrophication&hypoxia, used under Creative Commons License.


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Ron Pearlman ("Wat'r. Wat'r never changes.")
Steve Coral ("That's what she... snorkled"?)
Angelina Joliefish (Even her lips look like a fish's)
Mariana Tyler Moore ("Water's all around, no need to waste it")
O'Sean Connery ("Paddled, not stirred")
Gary Seanise ("But you ain't got no legs." "Yes, I KNOW that.")
Jack Nicholsonar ("You make me want to be a better minnow.")
Stingray Liotta ("And there was nothing that we could do about it. Batts was a mermaid man, and Tommy wasn't.")
Mishell Rodrigills (Double score!)


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I feel like I'll regret getting in on this, somehow, but...

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And the winner is:

Leonardo DeCarprio

"I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life."