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kenney9226 wrote:I must wait until the world is prepared to accept an anthropomorphized pair of lips as the protagonist. And until that fateful day, we all must remain patient.
The person below me has dug a pit in his basement, just like Buffalo Bill in "The Silence of the Lambs," where he keeps a tied-up mannequin at the bottom and periodically re-creates the scene by lowering a bucket with a bottle of Lubriderm in it down to the bottom and shouts "IT RUBS THE LOTION ON IT'S SKIN OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN!"
I've recently upgraded to Aveeno products.
The person below is wondering why they haven't won the lottery yet, despite using the lucky numbers provided by their fortune cookies, received on the 7th of each month, eaten at 7:00 pm from the restaurant at 77 Seventh Street.
My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.