The person below me has been known to spend some "private time" with Krispy Kreme doughnuts.
Indeed, I once ate fourteen Krispy Kremes in one sitting. One Friday night in college, the other SPLUHGs (Sad, Pathetic, Lonely, Undated, Handsome Guys) and I decided to go to the Roanoke KK for Hot & Now doughnuts. For some reason, some girls decided to join us. So we piled in the cars and drove there and proceeded to eat doughnuts.
As we were leaving, one guy said, "oh I ate so many doughnuts, I think I ate five!" And another said, "well, I ate seven!" Then they asked me, "Kenny, how many did you eat?"
"Yeah, fourteen. We came here to eat doughnuts. While you were talking with those girls, I was eating doughnuts."
The person below me can't figure out how this works: