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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Boozy Video Games

We're looking for video games that'll get you DRUNK! Or that can be enjoyed responsibly. Video game cocktails, to be exact! (Although, we'll accept video game liquor, video game beer, video game wine.) Anyway, check out these examples!

  • Mariotini
  • Maddenhattan
  • Gin and Tonic the Hedgehog
     

Now it's your turn. Whatchoo got? Post your puns in the comments and I'll pick my favorites next week!

Last Week's Winner (Under(the sea)Studies): Minnow-na Ryder from jcolag.

Other Favorites: Scuba Gooding Jr. from OldMatador and Sealvester Stallone from Terry Hickey on Facebook.

I took this photo when we were at PAX a couple years ago. If it's you, lemme know!

dotalix


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Metroid-politan!

Con-treau!

Q-"beer"t!

Spiked Punch-Out!

CapnJB


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Vodka Tron-ic

Side Car-nival

Moon Patron

Zaxxon The Beach

FrostByte


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Black and Tan Ops

Irish Car Bomberman

THIS SPACE RESERVED FOR MANHANDSHA'S BADGE

qkp000


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BioShock Top

GordonB8


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Duke Drinkem

Gin & Sonic

Donkey Beer Pong

neyfam2000


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World of Winecraft

neyfam2000


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12-Pack Man

neyfam2000


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Angry-Drunk Birds

neyfam2000


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Rum and Cokemon

neyfam2000


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Pabsteroids

abeana


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Pacmanhattan

Grand Marinier Theft Auto

Mario SideKart

Peach Schnapps

barkwoot


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Cape Cod of War

Halo Reach Schnapps

abeana


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Port-al

Pimm's City

Gewurztraminesweeper





endmyown


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Dead Island Iced Tea

tmicoley


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Command and Cointreau

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Call of Hoochy

endmyown


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Hitman: Bloody Mary

endmyown


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Red Death Revolver

earl42install


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Galager

endmyown


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Jägermonster Rancher

barkwoot


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Shirley Temple Run

barkwoot


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MineCarafe

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Screw "Driver"

ALecs4000


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Pong Island Iced Tea

And how can Woot not know about "The Monkey I-gland"?

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For those with zero creativity, there are plenty of video games that already have the same name as alcoholic beverages:

Kamikaze
Goldeneye
Agent Orange

abeana


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Brass Monkey Island

Toe Jam and Early Times

Liquor-Store-Again Trail

mellownello


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Skyyrim

Devil May Crai Tai

Onimimusha

Manhunttan

jimkillian


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Castle Wolframstein
Grogger
Donkey Kong Island Iced Tea
Pac Manhattan
Fuzzy Naval Ops: Commander
Sex on the Sandy Beach
Absinthe City
Space Invadirty Martini
Gran Marnier Theft Auto
Mai Tycoon
Tequila SunRise Of The Guardians
Amaretto Myst
Stoli Around the World of Warcraft
Gin and Sonic the Hedgehog
Crash Brandycoot
GalactiCabo Wabo
Dig Dubliner
AsteRobRoids
Shirley Temple Run
Galaxianisette
Dead Risingapore Sling
Gull's Wing Commander
BurgunDiablo
Dark Sidecar
Black and Tank
dRums of War
TeKillzone
Gin FizZork
Jägermeister and Commander
Blood-y Mary
Tia Maria Brothers (sisters?)
The Blue and The Grayhound
Vodka Dragon's Lair
Harvey Wallbangry Birds
WhiSkee Ball (I know, not video, but at Chuck E Cheese [back in '83])
Seven and Seven Cities of Gold

Sen Sentipede (for after all those cocktails)

sjdannen


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Left 4 Death By Chocolate

Bio Shock Tart

Far Cry Baby Blues

fgarriel


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Stupor Smashed Bros.

fgarriel


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On second thought, that's not really a cocktail, but rather the result of them.

jleemorrison


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Scotch on the Rockman
Irish Car Bomberman
Brass Monkey Island
Pokemojito

bloojax


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Skyyrim; Assassin's Mead; Grand Theft Blotto

megmitch86


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Fratman for Sega Gin-esis.

cappo


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So many LIIT puns and no Hudson's Adventure Island Iced Tea.

You FAIL!

xD


legendaryneo


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Beers of War, Spiked Punch Out, Star Draft

warflea


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Tomojito and Earl

Jason Toon


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Cosmopoleposition

Mint Bejewelep

You Don't Know Jack & Coke

OhGoodOne


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Ouzone of the Enders
Earthworm Jim Beam
Makers Mark of Kri

Sorry.