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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Bathroom Reads

We're going highbrow today, you guys. We're looking for books that belong in the bathroom. Wait, haven't we done this before? No, that was bands in the bathroom. Anyway, here are some examples of what we're looking to put in our library of potty literature:

  • Wipe Noise
  • Fart of Darkness
  • A Room with a Poo
     

Now's the time when we toi-let you play along. Post your best bathroom book title in the comments and I'll pick my favorites next week.

Last Week's Winner (Video Game Cocktails): Mai Tai-son's Punch-Out from zanderman48.

Other Favorites: The Sims' Cup from herbuveaux and Gex on the Beach from radium88.

Photo by Flickr user Johanna Billingskog used under a Creative Commons License.

JEBalke


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50 Shades of Brown

lipophilia


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1. Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Throne
2. Harry Potter in the Water Chamber of Secrets
3. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asskaban
4. Harry Potter and the Chiles of Fire
5. Harry Potter and the Order of the Penis
6. Harry Potter and the Half-done Prince
7. Harry Potter and the Deathly Odors

fnhoser


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Game of Porcelain Thrones

DennisG2010


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Brave New Turd

Sh!tterhouse Five

The Golden Bowl

Turd of the Flies

A Room With a Ew

Ship's Head Revisited

The Call of Nature

The Satanic Feces

Zen and the Art of Toilet Maintenance

Starship Poopers

The Dung Also Rises

On the Commode

Atlas Squatted

Stranger in a Strange Lav

The Sh!ttaker's Guide to the Laxative

You Pisses

David Plopperfield

Jane Eeew

The Scarlet Sh!tter

Dingleberry Finn

Three Men in a Bog

A Passage of Indian Food

Journey to the John in the Night

Crapper in the Sty

The Executive's Bog

An Artist of the Floating Turd

Loo Confidential

Dung Quixote

Toilita

Lady Chatterly's Loafer

Life of Pee

To Take a Whopping Turd

....

barkwoot


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War & Pees

elleoelle


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Bridget Jones' Diarrhea

RobinBobcat


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Charles Darwin's 'Origin of the Feces'

Judy Blume's 'Superfudge'

Meow

Go Squarryls!

renatuslives


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The Catcher of the Brown-eye

The Great Scatsby

The Grunts of Wrath

Chicken Poop for the Bowl

stevepom5460


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For Whom the Bowl Tolls

Mary Poopins

How Yellow Was My Valley

Little Outhouse on the Prarie



aardwolf64


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"If I Piddled", by O.J. Simpson

pcrockett83


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The Rise & Fall of the Turd Reich.

bbhegedus


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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

I didn't even have to modify the name.

p1ratemafia


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A Tale of Two Shitties

David Crapperfield

Journey to the Center of my Bowels

Everybody Poops

pcrockett83


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The Plunger Games

barkwoot


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Oh, the places you'll go

espnfx


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The Great Shatsby (Fitzgerald)
To Flush a Mockingturd (Lee)
The Grapes of Wrath (Steinbeck)
A Tale of Two Sh!tties (Dickens)
The Fart of War (Sun Tzu)
The Old Man and the Pee (Hemingway)
The Origin of the Feces (Darwin)
A Wind in the Door (L’Engle)
Great Emanations (Dickens)
Oh, The Places You’ll Flow! (Suess)
Children of the Corn (King)

barkwoot


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The Wonderful Whizard of Oz

anewlesmiz


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Commode-y of Errors
Romeo & Jutoilet
Much Adoo-doo About Nothing
To Kill a Mockingturd
Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azcrappan
The Great Scatsby
Animal Fart
Catch #2
Great Defecations
The Grapes of Bath
The Fellowship of the Ring Around the Tub
The Lion, the Witch and the Bathrobe
David Plopperfield
The Meta-more-flushes
A Pee Grows in Brooklyn
The Plungeback of Notre Dame

klarman


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The Waste Gland - T.S. Eliot
The Da Vinci Commode - Dan Brown
The Old Man and the Pee - Ernest Hemingway
The Lovely Cajones - Alice Sebold
Nancy Pew - Carolyn Keene

FishGuts


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Kids books:
Goonight, I love poo
Where wild things fart
The giving pee
Brown eggs and ham
Cloudy with a chance of dingleberries
Peek-a Poo?
Brown log, brown log what do you see?
Poopalicious
Everyone poops (no change here)
Go, doogie go!
chicka chicka plop plop
Dingleberris for Sal
The Tale of Pee-ter Rabbit
The Cat in The Hershey's Kiss
Hop on Poop
Little Pee

sonic625


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Gone because of his wind

marceepauff


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I put it on facebook already, but I figured I'd share here because I'm sooooo proud...

The DaVinci Commode.

Come on, that's good stuff.

Please consider voting for my shirts:

utopiac


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Farterhouse 5

utopiac


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Animal Fart
Turd of the Flies
Portnoy's Commode
The Crapper in the Rye
The Postman Always Flushes Twice
One Flew Over the PooPoo's Nest
Atlas Hershey's Kiss (or Farted or Pissed)
the Sound and the Fury (works w/o help!)

utopiac


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utopiac wrote:Animal Fart
Turd of the Flies
Portnoy's Commode
The Crapper in the Rye
The Postman Always Flushes Twice
One Flew Over the PooPoo's Nest
Atlas Hershey's Kiss (or Farted or Pissed)
the Sound and the Fury (works w/o help!)


National Vomit

deirdretoe


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Prince and the POOPer (Twain)
The MetamorPOOsis (Kafka)
O PEE-on-here(s)! (Cather)

fgarriel


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Chicken Poop for the Bowl

fgarriel


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renatuslives wrote:
Chicken Poop for the Bowl



DAMN.

fgarriel


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Hershey's Kiss of Asses
Prince Charmin

shabulous


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A Single Shart

DennisG2010


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Little Women's Room

The Bonfire of the Vanities

A Tinkle In Time

The Gastroenterologist (Coelho)

Water Closets for Elephants

The Outhousers

The Load

The Color Yellow

The Brothers Cr@p Their A$$ Off

A Prayer for Goin' Easy

The Shite Runny

The Secret Life of Pees

Lonesome Dump

The Five People You Meet in Restrooms

The Thorn Turds (ouch)

P!ss of the D'Ubervilles

The Wonderful Whizzes of Oz

The World According to Cr@p

Oliver P!ssed

Schindler's P!ss

The Girl With the Dragon Shaped Poo

Your A$$ is Dark

Uncle Tom's Crappin'

Like Watery Chocolate

The Tell-Tale Fart

The Dungslinger

Salem's Pot

Steppinpoo

Waiting For To Go

Loud Flatus

Cleft Behind

I Know Why the Caged Turd Stinks

A Million Little Feces

Forrest Dump

The Taming of the Poo

Outhouse Rules

homechicken


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Frankenstein's Monster
Les Miserabowels
The Water Babies
Brown Beauty
Food and Punishment
Eat Pray Poop
The Catcher in the Bowl

skemmis


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Staff

Piddle Women

marimvibe


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Jurassic Shart
Atlas Fudged
Catch-#2
The Thin Brown Line
2-Ply Boys
Winnie the Pooh (does it count if I didn't have to change it?)
Hershey's Kiss in the Hat
Brothers Crapalotsof
Horton Hears a Poo

anewlesmiz


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The Girl with the Dragon That Poo'd
The Girl who Sprayed With Fire
The Girl who kicked the Toilet's Nest

So many Seuss books ...
McElligot's Poo
Thidwick the Big-Farted Moose
Bartholomew and the Poo-bleck
If I Ran The Poo
Scrambled Eggs Pooper
Horton Hears a Poo
One Fish Poo Fish Red Fish Poo Fish
Happy Birthday to Poo
Mr Brown Can Poo Can You
Marvin K Doodie, Will You Please Go Now?
The Cat's Pisser
Hunches in Plunges

skispeakeasy


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Loofa of Pi

Don Thee Hot Lave (Speak with a spanish accent to get it)

The Shart of Truth

Tweeze Tallies' High

Caption Underpants

The Girl Who is Flossing Her Tooth

Bic Patootie

The Bed Pan And The Pee


Done and done! ;)

DennisG2010


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Can of Green Apples

Angel Soft® and Demons

The Bathroom Habits of Highly Effective People

What to Expect When You're Expectorating

How to Win Friends and Flatulent People

The Excrement

The Farty Boys and Nancy's Poo

PeePee Longstocking

Sh*t House on the Prairie

Homer's The Maxipad

The Commode Sutra

Diuretics: The Modern Science of Renal Health

Love In the Time of Diarrhea

A Portrait of the Artist on the Can

The Sun Also Whizzes

Great Expectorations

Old Spice and Mennen

The Remains of The Bidet

A Confederacy of Dookies

Anne Stank: The Diarrhea of a Young Girl

Urinate 451

The Toilet Saga: Breaking Wind

phileoca


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Here's your winner:

The Holy Crap

My wife woots too

jimkillian


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Of Mice and Men's Rooms
Angela's Asses
Loositania: An Epic Tragedy
The US Constipation
All Mortal Flush
The Sword of Sheetara
Animal Fart
I Ropot
Tuesdays with Immodium
Bladeruns
Sheetty Sheetty Bang-Bang
Crapper in the Rye
To Kill a Mockingturd
1 Fish, 2 Fish, Red Fish, Poo Fish
Winnie the Poo (duh)
Pooter Pan
Peeter Pan
Horton Hears a Poo
Much a-doo-doo About Nothing
Doo-doon
Pooster's Millions
The Color Poople
TP Guide
Plungering Heights
Rear Window
Jurassic Fart
Eloweewees
No Farting in the House
Mostly Fartless
So Long and Thanks for All the Fish Poo
Crapricorn 1
Utopeea
Dungle Book
Great Defications
Latrine and I
My Favorite Urine
Poop Fiction
Craptastic Journey
Wipe Fang
A Boy and His Dung
The Gas Harp
Flush Dance
Xanadoodoo
Backside Story
Silence of the Lavs
Fecal Friday
Grimm's Farty Tales
In Praise of Flatus
TP 109
"When Hemorrhoids Sleep, Do They Dream of Electric Sheet?"
Toots
Richard the Turd
Julius Cheeser
Close Encounters of the Turd Kind
The Pooter Wore Tennis Shoes
A Midsummer Night's Pee
Discover Urinate Worth
The Fart Side