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Have you ever watched a master pianist play Rachmaninoff's 3rd and thought, "I could do that"? Us too. 

Announcing the first-annual Employee-Designed Shirt Contest, a week-long experiment in hubris and megalomania. We may lack basic Illustrator skills and aesthetic sensibilities, but that didn't stop us from designing our own tees! So come check out our fair-to-middling offerings, and buy one if you feel especially sorry for us. 

Here's how it works: 

  •  All Woot employees were eligible to submit designs. No "expertise" required. 
  •  Winners will be chosen based on number of shirts sold. 
  • 1st place: A date with Joel Lewis, director of Shirt.Woot (pictured above)​
  • 2nd place: An "Almost Good Enough" trophy ​
  • Last place: A framed poster of your design 
     

We'll post updates in the next week as these shirts FLY OFF THE SHELVES, and expect to see a lot of hectoring, cajoling, and downright bribery from desperate employees in the forums. Speaking of which, we can all agree right now that this is the best design of the bunch: 

Y'see, because some people pronounce that Greek letter "mew" and others "moo" so...listen, I don't need to explain it, OK? Just buy it and let me win that date!

ThunderThighs


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Nooooooo. Buy mine! Mine is the best! Please!



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dfunk29


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ThunderThighs wrote:Nooooooo. Buy mine! Mine is the best! Please!



Which is yours? Oops, nevermind. My brain's a little slow tonight.


ceagee


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Are the Woot employees really that hard up for a date ?

( Nothing personal Joel. I'm sure you'd make a fine date )

matthew


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I feel like Last might be the place to play for. How nice is this frame?

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matthew wrote:I feel like Last might be the place to play for. How nice is this frame?



See I'm gunning for that trophy, so am going to have to cool some jets if I start veering into Joel-date land.

jfenchel


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an ass or bran poster would be absolutely hilarious. Also, I'm not quite sure how you would frame the wait for it design ... would it have a front and back and you have to take it off the wall and flip it?

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jfenchel wrote:an ass or bran poster would be absolutely hilarious. Also, I'm not quite sure how you would frame the wait for it design ... would it have a front and back and you have to take it off the wall and flip it?

Could mount it in an acrylic block so it could be seen from both sides. Not that they'll do that.



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So if whoever sells the most shirts gets a date with Joel, if i buy the most shirts from one staffer, do i get a date with that staffer????

pinchecat


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brndnstffrd wrote:So if whoever sells the most shirts gets a date with Joel, if i buy the most shirts from one staffer, do i get a date with that staffer????



yes