WootBot


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Mortimer and Monte want everyone to know about their favorite entry in Shirt.Woot's Employee Designed Tee Contest!

ThunderThighs


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Oh come on! Seriously?

//goes off to see about buying ad space on the front page

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WilfBrim


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Proof positive that there is no editorial control on the Woot Video Podcast. Really: getting Mortimer and Monte to do your dirty work: have you no shame?

jcolag


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This is horrible! An atrocity!

You guys can make monkey-sized shirts and you don't sell them!?

Slydon


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jcolag wrote:This is horrible! An atrocity!

You guys can make monkey-sized shirts and you don't sell them!?



I asked the same question, and was told it was hand-sewn by one of the shirt team working late into the night. Unless we hire a warehouse of little old ladies, we probably couldn't keep up with the demand.

Hi, I'm one of the writers. My powers are limited but I'll do what I can.

ceagee


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Slydon wrote:I asked the same question, and was told it was hand-sewn by one of the shirt team working late into the night. Unless we hire a warehouse of little old ladies, we probably couldn't keep up with the demand.



Hire away !

Slydon


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ceagee wrote:Hire away !



It'll be $86.98 per shirt, I'll tell them you okayed it.

Hi, I'm one of the writers. My powers are limited but I'll do what I can.

ceagee


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Slydon wrote:It'll be $86.98 per shirt, I'll tell them you okayed it.



Yes, that should work. They are especially receptive to listening about customer Tshirt preferences !

jcolag


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Slydon wrote:I asked the same question, and was told it was hand-sewn by one of the shirt team working late into the night. Unless we hire a warehouse of little old ladies, we probably couldn't keep up with the demand.



Tiny t-shirts, sweatshop conditions, and little old ladies posting to the forums in the middle of the night. Win-win! Err, win.

(And yes, I figured it was hand-done. I was mostly making fun of the reaction from crass commercialism on an e-commerce site. Hopefully, that didn't register anywhere as actual demand, although I probably would buy a few to say that I had. And to support the little old ladies.)

onkm


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If you can make plush-monkey-sized clothing, I would like to request a wide variety of other options, including ties (mafia-style), hats (porkpie). Most of all, however, there is a high demand among plush monkeys for Chuck Taylor sneakers. High-top, preferably. Orange, if possible.

Can you have these ready soon? My birthday is coming up.

Thanks,
Onk M. Ph.D.com