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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: IT National Parks

Techy people spend too much time inside. But you know what, it's not their fault! All that outdoor stuff is marketed for outdoorsy people. Well, we think there needs to be a rebrand. We think some of our national parks to be IT-ized. For example:

  • BadLANs National Park
  • North Cascading Style Sheets
  • ShenanDDoSa
     

That's what we got. Now it's your turn! Post away and we'll choose our favorites next week! This might help.

Last Week's Winner (Soupy World Leaders): Dwight D. Hotandsour from barkwoot.

Other Favorites: GazPancho Villa from Adam Hutchison and King Tutankhramen from Charles Banks, both on Facebook.

remartin


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Denali of Service attack

barkwoot


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Grand Canon National Park


barkwoot


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Cablesbad Caverns


Bartleby84


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Grand TCP/IPtons

barkwoot


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Blue Screen of Death Valley


mcdan333


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Big ABEND (Big Bend, Texas) National Park

SQUITODEATHPILLS


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Everblades

barkwoot


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WEND Cave


jimkillian


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DOSemite
Rack-mount Rushmore
GobLAN Valley
9-Pinnacles
Rocky Mounten-key
Halonakalā
Great BASIC (Basin)
Bill Gates of the Arctic
Lithium-Zion
Mount Blu-Raynier
Black-Cyan-Magenta-Yellowstone
Glacier Drive Bay
Data Conversion Islands
Olympicoliter
Petrified Wristrest
Google seArches
CRCquoia
Lassen VolcaNIC
HTML Springs
Isle Royalegorithm
Guada-FOR-NEXT-Loop Mountains
Great NAND Dunes
aCDia
Great CD Key Mountains
KenA.I. Fjords
RAMmoth Cave
Mesa VGA

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Logic Gates of the Arctic
Glacier Drive Bay

My wife woots too

moviewatcher


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SQLoia National Forest

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Ack-adia (ACK / Acadia)
ACRhes (ACR / Arches)
AS (AS / American Samoa)
Band-land (Band / Badlands)
BGPend (BGP / Big Bend)
Bisync-ane (Bisync / Biscayne)
North Cascading hubs (Cascading Hubs / North Cascades)
CAPitol Reef (CAP / Capitol Reef)
Blue Screen of Death Valley (BSOD / Death Valley)
Denali of Service (Denial of Service / Denali)
Gateway to the Arctic (Gateway / Gates of the Arctic)
Host Springs (Host / Hot Springs)
Joshua IEEE 802 (IEEE 802 / Joshua Tree)
MCSA Verde (MCSA / Mesa Verde)
Petrified Forest and Trees (Forest and Trees / Petrified Forest)
SAPuaro (SAP / Saguaro)
SQLoia (SQL / Sequoia)
Theodore Route-svelt (Route / Theodore Roosevelt)
VOIPageurs (VOIP / Voyageurs)
VCave (VC / Wind Cave)
Z(i)one (Zone / Sion)

from: http://www.computerhope.com/jargon/network.htm

and:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_national_parks_of_the_United_States

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Magic Smoke-y Mountains National Park

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Joshua Binary Tree

pcrockett83


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RAMmoth Cave

pcrockett83


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Great Silicon Dunes

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LANassas/WANassas Nat'l Battlefield Park

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Fort Scrumter

FishGuts


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HTMLells Canyon (not a national park though) - hells canyon (idaho)
zI/On national park - Is this a pun?
daemon's tower - Devils tower
ConGIGree - south carolina
Windows Cave - south dakota

FishGuts


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CarlsbadIP Caverns

jetkins


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Big Bendian
Back Channel Islands
Cray-ter Lake
Bill Gates of the Arctic
Guada-infinite-lupe Mountains
Joshua B-Tree
Kenai Fjords-quit
HacKings Canyon
Waiting on a disk Mount Ranier

Admoseremic


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+1 for Big Bendian!

jetkins wrote:Big Bendian
Back Channel Islands
Cray-ter Lake
Bill Gates of the Arctic
Guada-infinite-lupe Mountains
Joshua B-Tree
Kenai Fjords-quit
HacKings Canyon
Waiting on a disk Mount Ranier

mdsmoker


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Hi-def Valley
Arcade National Park
YosemIT
The BadLANs
...oops, guess I should read the examples a little closer

johnnyicemaker


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Grand ITeton NP
DISC MOUNT Rainier NP
GuadaINFINITELOOPe Mountains NP
LANssen Volcanic NP
BYTE Canyon NP
BIT Bend NP
BITScayne NP