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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Bird Disorders

Everyone knows about the psychological disorders that people have. But what about birds? That's what we're looking for today: psychological disorders for birds. Here are some examples:

  • Borderloon Personality Disorder
  • Parrotnoia
  • JayDHD

 

Those are the ones we got. Now it's your turn. Hook us up with some bird disorders in the comments and we'll pick our faves next week!

Last Week's Winner (Art Rock):Monet For Nothing from Stephen Lee on Facebook.

Other Favorites: We are the Duchampions from mossygreen and Don't Stop Bernini from barkwoot.

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schizowrenia


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Phoebia

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Magpieromania


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Peahencephalopathy
Owlzheimer's
Amnenesia
Acrowphobia
Tristorkaidekaphobia
Eaglemania (ego)
Hypocondoria
Agullaphobia
OSeedeater (OCD)
Post Partridge Depression
Tragopanic disorder
Raven Loonatic
Insomnemu
Adducktion
Alcohawkism
PTSDodo
Cardenial
Aukism
Flamingotism
Dospreyssion
Incoheroncy
Roostir crazy
Inferioritern Complex
Passive-Agrouseive Disorder
Oneirofrench henia
Amynaphagia
Lesch-Nyhen syndrome
Catbirdatonic disorder
Lacanary amnesia

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Munchauswan by proxy

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North-South Polar Skua
Egrets Disorder
Little Bustard Tourette Syndrome
Thick-eared Misophonia
Kelpgullomania
Male egretile disorder
White-necked PICAthartes (Due to eating a lot of chalk)

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Multi-pullet Personality Disorder

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Cockatourette's

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Multi-pullet Personality Disorder
Rook-atillamania

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Birderline Personality Disorder

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Bulemuia

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pLARKinsons disease

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BiPlover Disorder

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loonacy

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Emuresis

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Conduck disorder