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Poll: Which cereal mascot would win in an all-out brawl?
  • 1.7% - Toucan Sam 40
  • 10% - Count Chocula 232
  • 3.1% - Lucky 72
  • 67.2% - Tony the Tiger 1552
  • 6% - Cap'n Crunch 138
  • 0.7% - Dig 'Em 17
  • 3.8% - the Trix Rabbit 87
  • 0.5% - Buzz 12
  • 5.4% - Frankenberry 125
  • 1.5% - I know another one that would beat all these up and I'll tell you in the comments 34
2309 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

narquespamley


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Quisp, of course.

macgyver53189


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I think Kaboom would win.

wpolyak


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The Trix Rabbit would totally win. He's a meth head, they'll do anything to get a fix!

conanthelibrarian


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Frankenberry. How can he be killed if he is already dead?


amg06f


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You have a guy (Cap'n Crunch) with a naval fleet at his disposal. I don't care how GRRRRREAT! he is, one tiger can't down an entire naval fleet; cats hate water.

jsvend


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a PIRATE
versus a tiger ...

no contest.

pirate would win every single time.

watkinssr


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Count Chocula is undead. You cannot kill that which does not live.

ricknot


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Count Chocula! Vampires have super strength!

etolendi


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Has to be Tony the Tiger because....he's GRRRRRRRRRREAT!

(And trained by Chuck Norris)

theother1


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Which of these mascots is from South Dakota?

mcden


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The Quaker would, were it not for his pacifism.

pcrockett83


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wpolyak wrote:The Trix Rabbit would totally win. He's a meth head, they'll do anything to get a fix!



And he probably has a lot of built-up rage over being denied so many times over the years.

hawkm7


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watkinssr wrote:Count Chocula is undead. You cannot kill that which does not live.



But he's a vampire. Stake to the heart and fights over. I think Tony can handle that.

Spankmeister


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Sonny the Cuckoo Bird from Cocoa puffs!!
Dude is straight trippin' and he don't care who he has to hurt!

rellisg2


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The Trix Rabbit is the top contender. Silly insults and denials from kids keeping from his Trix, causes him to go Ninja Postal !!!

hot72chev


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narquespamley wrote:Quisp, of course.


Ah, another child of the 70's, I see.

Do you remember Quake? (Not Quaker, but Quisp's rival).

oclafretep


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Snap, Crackle or Pop.

Any one of them can take on them all!

drewmichel1


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Mr. T if recalled cereals count.

kyle2ooo


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Hello king vitamin would knock all the daubers in the dirt.

moles1138


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conanthelibrarian wrote:Frankenberry. How can he be killed if he is already dead?



Thought the same thing myself

moles1138


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watkinssr wrote:Count Chocula is undead. You cannot kill that which does not live.



ricknot wrote:Count Chocula! Vampires have super strength!



But he can't fight during the day.
Unless...he drinks Lilith's blood.

Smitelight


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Cthul-oos' mascot: Shuggy, The Sweetest Abombination.

chocoboomelette


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Bigg Mixx

HomerTime


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jsvend wrote:a PIRATE
versus a tiger ...

no contest.

pirate would win every single time.


What cereal has a pirate for a mascot? Horatio Magellan Crunch was no pirate, but he did have a pirate nemesis (Jean La'Foote)

jpm9170


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Sonny. He'd go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and destroy everyone in a chocolate induced berserker rage.

roadster92


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I would have to argue that NO ONE can beat Link and Super Mario! Does no one else remember the "Nintendo Cereal System" Cereal? it had two cereals in one box, Mario and Zelda! it was a tag team made in heaven.

roadster92


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roadster92 wrote:I would have to argue that NO ONE can beat Link and Super Mario! Does no one else remember the "Nintendo Cereal System" Cereal? it had two cereals in one box, Mario and Zelda! it was a tag team made in heaven.



And if that partnership wants to be argued then what about the "Croonchy Stars" Swedish chef would dominate LOL! or even the gremlins cereal. Gremlins would tear SH** up!! dont believe me? just watch the movie again as a refresher.

camel589


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Doug Flutie with his Flutie Flakes would kick everyone's behind

daveinwarshington


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Quick Draw McGraw. He sold Sugar Smacks. yum.

Weapons win every time.

matthew


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Steve Yzerman

ratmotor


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Sugar Bear

jlsulli2


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Another vote for Quisp. He's an alien and has access to all that cool technology. Also a bit ironic that we have to hit the "post" button to save these.... ;-)

jfenchel


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amg06f wrote:You have a guy (Cap'n Crunch) with a naval fleet at his disposal. I don't care how GRRRRREAT! he is, one tiger can't down an entire naval fleet; cats hate water.



Lies, Tony definitely swam in at least one commercial

dontl00kback


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conanthelibrarian wrote:Frankenberry. How can he be killed if he is already dead?



That is exactly the reason
I voted for him! Good call!

dontl00kback


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Spankmeister wrote:Sonny the Cuckoo Bird from Cocoa puffs!!
Dude is straight trippin' and he don't care who he has to hurt!



Damn good point. I should have thought of that!

asingh89


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The Quaker Oats guy. His expression clearly shows he's a stone cold killer.

dontl00kback


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jpm9170 wrote:Sonny. He'd go cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs and destroy everyone in a chocolate induced berserker rage.



And one has to look no further than Beavis and his Cornholio rage to fully support that theory! You can win by weaponry, by tactical prowess and the like, but it's hard to beat crazy. Crazy trumps everything. I know from ex-girlfriend experience. Best way to handle crazy is not to fight it. Just run. And start a new life somewhere else.

tapoutnc


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camel589 wrote:Doug Flutie with his Flutie Flakes would kick everyone's behind



Good one!

fvarlese


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