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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Dog Westerns

Dogs are fun. Westerns are fun. Let's put 'em together. Here are a few examples of the stuff we're looking for:

  • Pawnanza
  • Dingo Unchained
  • The Mutt-sniff-a-scent Seven
 

You can do better than that, right? Well, PROVE IT! In the comments.

Last Week's Winner (Clothing of Nations): Madagascarf from Scott Hewitt on Facebook.

Other Favorites: Pajamaica from jimkillian and Ar-jean-tee-na from John Bottini on Facebook.

barkwoot


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The Good, The Bad, and The Pugly

barkwoot


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Wild Wild Westie

davidjkunze


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A Fistful of Doghairs

barkwoot


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McLicktock!

JimmCobb


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High Plains Sniffer

barkwoot


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Two Malamutes for Sister Sara

barkwoot


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Stagepooch

Red Rover

Dances With Wolves ?

jimkillian


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Boneanza
A Fistful of Collars
Go Kill Everybody and Come Back A Lhasa Apso
Poodle Express
Roverboat
The Cisco Akita
Davy Cocker Spaniel
Desperadoberman
The Chihuahua Kid
The German Shepherd of the Hills
Sunsetter in Wyoming
White Beagle
The Ox-Bow-wow Incident
Gunsmoke Mastiff
Hands Across the Border Collie
Song of Nevadalmatian
Zorro's Black Whippet
The Chisolm Tail
The Last Drop of Water Spaniel
The Last of the Mexican Hairless
The Girl of the Golden Retriever
The Heart of a Bandogge Mastiff
Riders of the Purple Sage Ashayeri
Dog Walker, Texas Ranger
B¡tch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (sorry)
Sereniteacup poodle (space cowboys)
The Adventures of Cockapoo Banzai Across the Eighth Dalmatian (it's got "Buckaroo" in the title)
Little House on the Prairie Dog (not really a dog)
Waggin' Train
Chow the Westie was Won
Pant your Wagon
Boot Heel
Dingo Unchained
The Malamute (Alamo)
Sics Gun
The Shih tzutist
Spay It with Bullets
The Big Stampekinese
Rollin' Over Plains
Thunderbolt Jack Russell
The Trail of the Hound (actual title)
In the Days of Spaniel Bone
Dachshund Holliday
Russian Ridgeback Mountain
Sergeant Yorkie (couldn't help myself)
Foodle Troop
Dances with Wolfhounds
The Poosman (it's frontiersy)
Cowboys and Aluskies

johnnyicemaker


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Bichon Cassidy and the Shih Tzu Kid (1969)
Over the Border Collie (1950)
The Lone Rover (1956)
3:10 to Shih Tzuma (1957 & 2007)

susani8


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Lonesome Dane
Silverdogoh

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Cur-ban Cowboy

streborekim


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A pawful of dollars.

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that's what she said.

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A Man Called Dog

Little Big Dog

Two Dogs for Sister Sara

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that's what she said.

Swedaro


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Go Westie

stevepom5460


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Bad Dog at Black Rock

Blazing Poodles

Labradorado

Pamini


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McKenna's Golden Retriever
BullTerrier for a Badman
One-Eyed Jack Russell Terrier
Hang 'Em Highland Terrier

Pamini


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Little Big Manchester Terrier

stevepom5460


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The Shar Pei Social Club

Comanche Terriertory

swilgar


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Fido Goes West

Pamini


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The Duchess and the Dirtwater Fox Terrier

anthony27302


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Barking Saddles

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Gun Fido at the OK Corral

Pamini


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There Will Be Bloodhounds

fokl


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Rio Bark-o

Pamini


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The Big Skye Terrier
Lone Wolfhound McQuade
Great Dane in the Morning

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Tombsbone

The Bone Ranger

ericl32


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Seven Brides for Seven Boxers

mclzerbe


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Rio Lab-o
Two Mutts for Sister Sara
Paint Your Weimaraner
Cat Bulldog
Guns for San Samoyed
Shenandogo
Rooster Cogbernese
Annie Get Your Golden (or Greyhound)
The Lone Rottweiler
Blazing Spaniels
Fort Apachihuahua

tomspc


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West Highland Drifter
One-Eyed Jack Russell

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The Outlaw Josey Welsh Corgi

MiteyJoe


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Bark back mountain

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Pawnderosa

barkwoot


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The Great Dane Robbery

The Mastifficent Seven

Old Yeller Sky

Sasfetchewan

vvfarris


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Cat Bowllou
A Fist Full of Collars
True Sit
The Outpaw Nosey Tales
Kitty Lickers
Seven Guides for Seven Brothers
The Good, the Bad and the Pugly

brcarthey


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Fistful of Dog Treats
How the Kennel Was Won
Lonesome Dog (or Lonesome Doberman)
The Dogs of Katie Elder

mistyeyedone


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Little House on the pawrairie
Boneanza

jcolag


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The Mutt Who [redacted "poop" synonym] (on) Liberty Valance
Rawhide (Low-hanging fruit, admittedly)
The Food, the (training) Pad, and the Ugly

SQUITODEATHPILLS


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The Hound of Nebraskaville

Killgies


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McGruff