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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Shakespearean Hits

What if Shakespeare wrote hit songs? I think it'd go a little something like this:

  • Hamlet's Get it On
  • The Two Gentlemen of My Sharona
  • A Midsummer Night of '69
     

Now you're up. Give me your best puns and I'll give you my favorites next week.

Last Week's Winner (Italian Food Sports Teams): Kibble Big Man from Charles David Dent on Facebook.

Other Favorites: Over the Border Collie from johnnyicemak and all the users who suggested "A Fistful of Collars." There were, like, 20 of you.

mcwagner


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My Verona
Romeo & Juliet - John Cougar


I don't care if you used My Sharona. I'm using it too.

robsachs


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Othello Budget

llandar


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The Rap of Lucrece.

LadyLuck84


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I added this on your fb post as well— Twelfth Night in Bangkok

Mike4


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Hamlet's Get It On!
Romeo & Juliet's Get it On!

llandar


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Mike4 wrote:Hamlet's Get It On!
Romeo & Juliet's Get it On!



It takes a special kind of numa numa to use the example they gave you as your own submission.

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tuvanhillbilly


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As You Like A Virgin
Trololo and Cressida
Big King John
Richard II That Emotion

acmscully


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Romeo and Julio down by the school yard...

mmongeau


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Othello, Goodbye
Love's Labour's Lost Without U

senorgringolingo


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What dreams may come on over baby

barkwoot


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I'm Henry the VIII, I am

barkwoot


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Macbeth The Knife

ayteekay


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A Midsummer Night's Dream Police
As You Like It's Like That (And That's The Way It Is)

dcobranchi


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Twelfth Night Fever
Pericles, Prince of "I'm so Tired"

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Smells Like Timon Spirit.

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Mario and Luigi

My wife woots too

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Much Ado About Nothing from Nothing

Antony's Song (Moving Out)

A Bard Rain's Gonna Fall

barkwoot


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Much Ado About Money For Nothing

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Stairway to Avon

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Stone Tempest Pilots
The Taming of the Goodie Two Shrews
Love's Labours Lost in Your Eyes
Cymbaline On Me
The Merry Wives of Wind Under My Wings
Troilus and Cressida-doo-doo-doo, da-dah-dah-dah
I Miss You Much Ado About Nothing
Timon of Athens She Did
Hamlet It Be Me
I'm Your Venus and Adonis
(Just Another) Macbeth Monday
Othello, Is it Me You're Looking For?
Pericles, Prince of Tyre Yellow Ribbon
A Hazy Shade of Winter's Tale
Next Time Julius Sees Her
Don't Go BreaKing John My Heart
Beyond Measure for Measure
Something wicked this way Come on Eileen
CaliBang Your Head
ProspeRosanna
All's Well That Ends Welcome to the Jungle
Tonight, Tonight, Twelfth Night
Henry the Fifth of Beethoven
A Midsummer Night's Dream a Little Dream
Catch Me, I'm Falstaff
Titania Tucker / Turner
Oberon the Roof
I Need a New Puck
Here I Go Regan
Ophelia Near Me
True Coriolanus
Once more unto the Breach Baby
Movin' Out, out, damn spot!

dracjr


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Bad King Learoy Brown

Pamini


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Love is a Rose by any other name

Pamini


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My Kingdom for a Horse with No Name

barkwoot


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Let It Be Or Not To Be