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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Rabbit Celebrities

What would a famous rabbit be named? Here are our ideas:

  • Dustin Hopman
  • Jennifhare Lawrence
  • Watership Townes Van Zandt

Those are ours. Now yours! We'll pick our favorites next week!

Last Week's Winner (Shakespearean Hits):Othello, Goodbye from mmongeau.

Other Favorites: Love's Labour Lost in Your Eyes from Jennifer Patterson on Facebook, and romeo and julio down by the schoolyard from Kris Eastlund Koenigsberg also on Facebook.

Photo from Larry D. Moore. Used under a Creative Commons License.

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Coney Britton

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Michelle HasenPfeiffer

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Dennis Hopper.

Too easy, okay how about Angora-lina Jolie? Or Peter "Cottontail" Dinklage?

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Cottonthail Gorbachev

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Cyndi Lop-er

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Hare-y Reasoner

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Thumper S. Hopson

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Angora Lansbury or Angela Lansbunny

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Bunny Berigan

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Hugh Hopner

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Edward R. Burrow. Or Rabbit & Costello. Perhaps Henry Rabbit Lodge?

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Hare-y Pooper (ever have a pet rabbit? That's ALL they do!)

Eddie VanHare-en

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For fairly liberal values of "celebrity," at least...

Cotton(tail) Mather
Orrin Hutch
Maybe the Whazzup (Doc) Guys?
Peter CO'ttontoole

I guess Hare Krishna is just cheating, though.

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Bunny Honey Boo Boo

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Honey Bunny Boo Boo

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First, one I thought of for last week's but I was too late: VIII67-5309/Henry

Bun Affleck
Bob Newhare
Jackrabbit Nicholson
Hraka Khan (sorry, Chaka, but it rhymes)
Eddie Rabbitt (easy)
Hareson Ford
Catfish Thumper
Lee Harvey Oswald the Lucky Rabbit
Bunny Hill
Mr. Rogers Rabbit
Jessica (Rabbit) Alba
Cottontailor Swift
Br'er (Rabbit) Underwood
Woody Harelson
Bunny Bono (Sonny Buno?)
Buno (U2 guy)
Eartha Kit
Buckminster Fuller
Placidoe Domingo
Conejo Piscopo
Pikareem Abdul Jabbar
Dudley Lagomorph
Ed Bugsley, Jr.
Harey Coney, Jr.
Cesar Romerolagus
Amami Gummer
Daniel Leporidae Lewis
Oryctolagus Bloom
Warren Buffet
Richard Hutch
Jane/John Doe
Mopsy Bandy
Trixie Whitley
Quiky Minaj
Coney Chung
Robert Watership Downey, Jr.
Elizabeth Snowshue
Gordon Rabbitfoot, Jr.
Carrottop
Pears Brosnan
Cindy Lop-ear (taking someone else's farther)
Dennis Hopper (really?)
Altex Brown
Argente Claire Danes
Evelyn Argente de Champagne King
Jim American Blueshi
Ron American White
American Fuzzy Lop Zoeller
Clark American Sable
George Argente Bleuney
Argente Bruno Mars
Argente Crème Kadiddlehopper

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Who can forget Eddie Bunny's hit, "Two Tickets to Hare-adise"?

Also, did you hear that Olivia Bunn has is in that new Newsroom show? She plays Sloan Rabbith.

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Harey Bunnyfonte.

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Harena Bunnyham Carroter

(mic drop)

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Jason Toon wrote:Harena Bunnyham Carroter

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I think I am supposed to be here...

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Haremione Granger

Oh not just bunny/potter mashups?

Warren Bunnet

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Bunny Yeager (look her up!)

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Bunny, you don't look Jewish.

[No disrespect intended. Shalom.]

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