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ATTENTION PUNSTERS: IF YOU'RE A FREQUENT PUNSTER, YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR PERSONAL MESSAGES FOR AN EXCITING OPPORTUNITY!

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Hip Hop and R&B Poets

Hip hop and R&B artists are modern poets, right? Well what if they were classic poets? Check it:

  • Will.I.AM Carlos Will.I.AMs
  • Eminemily Dickinson
  • MissTSy Eliot
     

Your turn, now. Whatcha got?! Post 'em in the comments!

Last Week's Winner (Rabbit Celebrities): Michelle HasenPfeiffer from barkwoot.

Other Favorites: Cottonthail Gorbachev from dracjr and Harena Bunnyham Carroter from Woot's own Jason Toon.

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Salt-n-PePoe
Will.i.am Shakespeare
Elizabeth Barrett Chris Browning
Francis Scott Keyshia Cole
Hans Christian Sunshine Anderson
Brontë Sisters Sledge
Dante Hathaway
Louisa May Al Green
Giacomo Cooliopardi
William Busta Rhymes Yeats
Mark Lil TWayne
Samu-LL Cool J-lemmons
Maya AngeLudacris
Henry Wadsworth LongfellOhio Players
Sir Thomas MaloRihanna
Christopher MarLou Rawls

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jimkillian wrote:Salt-n-PePoe
Will.i.am Shakespeare



CHECK YOUR PMS, PLEASE!

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This seems too easy but Mýa Angelou

Edit: Fun fact she was named after Maya Angelou

Edit: Edit: (Speelling!)

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Pfft! Big Daddy Keane!

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And just so it's not all Fugees all the time: Foxy Browning

barkwoot


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