So, for my first-ever Badgers or Chipmunks, I received a 3.9-pound, 17x12x12 box at my front door today. It contained:
1x plain black duffel bag
1x pair of women's Oakley gym shorts, size small. Which I would totally wear if I were a size small. But I'm not.
1x snowman stocking. This will go up in my work cube, come Christmas.
1x weird white-and-green ribbon snake with a tag stating that it is a "Party & Spirit Accessory" that was manufactured in June, 2010.
1x box of "12" crayons, which actually contains 13. Two of which are broken (the others are new)
1x box of colored pencils which seem to be unused
3x2 Little Hotties. Inasmuch as I live in Phoenix, these are destined to go unused.
1x child size 10 t-shirt with the night-vision owls. This will eventually go to my five-year old, who currently wears size 6.
1x roll of Global Pack tape
6x SanDisk MP3 players in conditions ranging from nearly new to pretty beaten up, 5 bronze and 1 gold, all with what look to be new earbuds. Haven't tried plugging these in to see what's there.
And, the nicest piece, the Akribos XXIV watch (marked $495, but $74 on Amazon). For a man's watch, it's not too big. I may try to see if I, a woman, can pull it off, because I like the way it looks. Otherwise, the hubby will get it, alas.
Pic, I hope: