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ATTENTION PUNSTERS: IF YOU'RE A FREQUENT PUNSTER, YOU SHOULD CHECK YOUR PERSONAL MESSAGES FOR AN EXCITING OPPORTUNITY!

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Video Game Politicians

Politicians have been all over the news lately, but it's rarely for something funny. So, we thought we'd yuk-yuk things up a bit with these video game politician puns:

  • Turok Obama
  • Elizabeth Gears of Warren
  • Golden Eisenhower


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Got some of your own? They can be from any era of politics. Post em in the comments!

Last Week's Winner (Hip Hop Poets): eazy-e cummings from SticksCalhoun.

Other Favorites: LudaCristopher Marlowe from countryjustice and Ralph Waldo Eminemerson from Jody Layman on Facebook.

barkwoot


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Space InBoehners

barkwoot


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Rand Theft Paulto

tmicoley


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MikHalo Gorbachev

barkwoot


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World of WarTaft

barkwoot


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Dragon's Blair (Tony)

jimkillian


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John F. KenneDefender
Ron Paul Position
Dan Quayle*Bert
Jim FrogGerlach
Dutch RuppersBurger Time
Castle WolFeinstein
George Doomejian
Chuck Quakenbush
Edward Zorkinsky
Kathryn GalaXian
Leisure Suit Larry Craig

johnnyicemaker


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Q*bert H. Humphrey
James K. Polkémon
Paper Mario Cuomo
Q*bert Hoover
Ulysses S. Grant Theft Auto V
or
Ulysses S. Gran Tourismo

devguy22


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James Maddenson
James K Polkemon
Lindsey Grand Theft Auto
Frank Rudolph Wolfenstein
Brian Sims
Jade Empire Morey

And no points for this one: The Governator (Arnold S)

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devguy22 wrote:James Maddenson
James K Polkemon
Lindsey Grand Theft Auto
Frank Rudolph Wolfenstein
Brian Sims

And no points for this one: The Governator (Arnold S)



Check your personal messages, please!

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Ronald ReaGun Smoke
Ghosts N' GobLynn Jenkins
Call of Judy Chu
Virginia Star Foxx
Jimmy "Super Mario" Karter
Harry S. TruMegaMan



SticksCalhoun


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Caspar Weinbergertime
Robert Spy Hunter
Chris Dodd of War
Ted Cruis'n
and my favorite,
Kim Pong-Il

Darksaber99999


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Malcolm X-wing Vs. TIE Fighter

lichme


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Earth Worm Jimmy Carter


Mark Daytona USA Racing
Max Payne Baucus
John Adams Family

barkwoot


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Ms.chelle Pac-mann

Angry Bird Johnson

The Legend of Imelda (Marcos)

Davy Crockett & Clank

dipdac


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George Bushido Blade
Ted Cruz'n USA
McCaine & Lynch: Dead Men
Toe Jam & Earl Blumenauer
Tony Blairport Simulator 2013
Escape from Butcher Boehner, Speaker of the (Mickey) Housecapades.

Alan Wake: AmEricCantor Nightmare
TermiNader II: Judgement Day
Gohmertta: City of Gangsters
Rubiocop
Ninja Biden


might have some more

larryw54


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King of Turds (Congress)

LW-FFX

jordteic


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Anything by Merkelsoft studios
Ho Chi Pac-Min
Johnkey Hankong
Need for Queen Elizabeth II
Mao Zenintendongs

se1zurez


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Martin Luther Kingdom Hearts!

aknapik


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Spiro T. Dragnew
Sarah Paydaylin
Al Franken Centauri

This will be on my mind all day.

g0nz0


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Super Mario Quomo
Raid on Bungeling Baynor
Space Harry Reid
Poke-mondale
Gore-f
Donkey Kongress
Weiner-mon Snap
The Adventures of Bayou Billy Clinton

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Myst McConnell

todoberhaus


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Contraleezza Rice

mdsmoker


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Mario Carter
Castle Wolfenstein Blitzer

wootfast


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O-Bomberman
(random picture to illustrate)

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MASTER OF ORION Hatch (Orrin Hatch)

Ken STARR WARS: Lawyers of the old republic. (Ken Starr)

FALLOUT: NEW Jose Maria VARGAS (José María Vargas was a President of Venezuela)

Umar PORTALL (Umar Tall founder of the Toucouleur Empire)

GRAND THEFT AUTO: Sandinista (Augusto César Sandino Nicaraguan revolutionary)

SILENT winston churcHILL: being silent was his own nightmare not yours. (Winston Churchill, PM of United Kingdom in the early 1940's)

William Pitt THE ELDER SCROLLS
(William Pitt, PM of United Kingdom in the late 1760's)

METROID optimus PRIME
(Optimus Prime, leader of the Autobots)

Alan SIMPSONS: HIT AND RUN down the deficit. (Alan K Simpson, senator from Wyoming)

THE DEVIL MAY st. CYR (Laurent de Gouvion Saint-Cyr marshal of france and Marquis)


buchan44


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CONTRA-liza Rice

EDIT - Already submitted...great minds... yada yada yada

joystickj


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Barakarateka Obama

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House of the Dole 2

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Claire McCaskillvania
Jesse Zaxxon

Razup


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William Howard Minecraft
James MadiSonic
Sarah PaLink to the Past

DTums


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Mario Cuomo.

DTums


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Sonicolas Sarkozy
Mired-Shell Bachmann
Calivin Cool Spot
Nigel Farage of Empires
Barock Band Obama
Rush Limbaughtnik's Mean Bean Machine
Justin Amash Bandicoot
Vladimirelurk Putin

teddyteddy21


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Harry S. Pac-Man
Thomas Tekken-Son
William Howard Crazy-Taft-Y
God-of-War-ren G. Harding
Angry Bird-row Wilson
Theodore Doom-sevelt
Martin Van Berzerk-en
James K. Pong

Hope that was cringe-worthy.


12/10/2013

acbrumbley


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Call of Duty - Black Ops
Whiz Khalifa Doodie - Black Cops

Teehee, the first Black Ops tech support call I took, I really thought the guy was saying Black Cops.

The call only got better as we discussed his internet provider Cox which of course led to the discourse of Siemens.

(if you are just starving for puns, I have some truly great presidential ones but you'll have to email me a request because they're pretty bad...except for the easy ones:living in an Obamanation or hunting the Obamanable snowman)

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