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"So, how you gonna celebrate your 40th birthday? Feeling HALF way through the race yet?" he asked his friend, quite sardonically.
"I'm not having a midlife crisis! It's not like I went out and got a cherry red convertible to let my last few hairs blow like pure freedom in the wind. I just got this thing."
*pulls toshiba out of his wallet*
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