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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Notorious Criminal Pets

In honor of our Heavy Petting event going on over at Sellout.Woot, we decide to look for some pet puns. But not just any pet puns, we want pet and notorious criminal mash-ups. Examples:

  • Cavalier King Charles Manson
  • Al Capoodle
  • Ted Catzinski

These are fun, but you can do better. Post yours in the comments and I'll choose my favorite next time.

Last Week's Winner (Crappy Cop Dramas):Walker, Texas Dangler from Eric Roberson on Facebook.

Other Favorites: Martial Lawg from stradni and Jake and the Scatman from blars.

moles1138


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Bonnie and Clydesdale
Billygoat the Kid
Lee Harvey Owlswald
Lizzie Border Collie

TheLonliestMonk


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I used to have two dogs and they were called: "Dr. Jakel and Scratchy Hide"

MISRy


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Charles Mastin
Jeffery Dahlmation
David Bowkowitz
John Wayne Guppy
Cowlamity Jane

dukes52


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We have a Texas Red Heeler. He has big brown eyes and red speckles all over. His name is Dexter.

lkench


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Pugsy Malone

barkwoot


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Keyser Hörse

Gerbil Kint

lucyfoss


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Attila the Pug?
Ivan the Terrier?
Osama bin Labrador?

Aroostook Lucy

paulsv


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James Earl Manta Ray

Snidely Whippet-Lash

David Barkowitz

Toucan Shakur

O-Llama Bin Laden

barkwoot


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Meyer Lambsky

barkwoot


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John Dillingerbil

Birdmanjeff


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Budgie Siegel

Stablenut


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Lee Harvey Osprey
Scotty Peterson
Vito Burmese (Genovese)
James Earl Stingray
Collie Ferguson
Albino Capone
Sam "The German" Sheppard

buzzy3814


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JOHN GOATIE
st.Bernard getz
ST.BANARD ARNOLD
CHIEF SITTING BULL
CRAZY HORSE
BULLDOG THE BOUNTY HUNTER

louis maria

moles1138


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barkwoot wrote:Keyser Hörse

Gerbil Kent



you win.

mcr618


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Say my name.....Heiferberg

jbraeuner


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Saddam Horse-ain

Addax Hitler

Parrot Hearst

thumpinc


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We got our Charles Maltiepoo from the Helter Skelter Shelter.

barkwoot


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moles1138 wrote:Bonnie and Clydesdale



Bunny and Clydesdale?

senorc


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Karl Barx

Margaret Scratcher

Joan of Bark

Chairman Meow

Adog Hitler

mannyG77


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Ted Bunny named after our Golden retriever who proudly massacred a family of bunnies in Plano Texas a few weeks ago. With no shame or conscious he brought a half dead one to our glass door as the others laid dead across the yard. SMDH!

bobmutch


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Lucky Poochiano (musta got a BOkittyC)

Ferret Bueller (he did skip school, steal a car, and impersonate a sausage king)

Joseph Gerbils

aTurtle the Hun

Pol PotBelly (pig)

Idi aMinPin

loatu


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Jack Russell the Ripper

seahawk1a


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James Earl Raven

Judas Escargot

Hannibal the Animal

abinkow


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Bugsy Beagle

jimkillian


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Budgie Beagle
Mutta Hare
Dread Parrot Roberts
Kitty Boy Floyd
Mary Sewer rat
Lizard Borden
Timothy McVole
Al Capony
Ted Bunny
Amy GoldFisher
Catty Hearst
Mynah Hindley
Fido Catsro
Idi Aminiature doberman
Juan Parrot
Vlad the Impointer
Judas Iscockapoo
Iagoat
Billy goat the Kid
Charles Dobermanson
Benitoad Mouseolini
Sirhamster Sirhamster
Tanya Hardingo
OJ Chimpson
Joseph Gerbils
Ayatollah Komanxi
Jeffrey Dalmation
Josef Mengelemur
Adolphin Eichmann
Che Iguana
Dachshund Holliday
Osalamander bin Laden
Jimmy Hoffrog
Wicked Witch of the Westie

duncansil


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dachshund-ote ... peeing on windmills

johnnyicemaker


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Joseph Stallion
Bunny and Clyde
Gary Ridgeback (The Green River Killer)
Ted Budgie

Kabong30


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Hudson Hawk

smallot


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Gerry Sandogski

Pet-Rock Obama (technically not a criminal, and technically not a pet - woot on)

Anthony Weiner Dog

Polly-ticians


smallot


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The Notorious B.I.G. D.O.G.

snake1924


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John Dillengermanshepherd or Son of Samoan

andyrjohnson


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Pretty Koi Floyd

John Chinchillinger

Scott Peterrierson

Sam Sheepard

Budgie Faced Nelson

O.J. Simian


secretariat73


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The Boston Terrier Strangler

Sow of Sam

Jack Russell The Ripper

Josef Mongrele

hbaizer


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Richard Nixhund. "I am not a cat."

SQUITODEATHPILLS


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Pony Soprano

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My boyfriend calls my Himalayan "Al Catpone" because the cat gives him mean looks. He said "If that cat had thumbs and could hold a gun, he would shoot me."