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ATTENTION: WATCH FACEBOOK NEXT WEEK FOR AN EXCITING PUN EVENT!

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Deadly Musicians

Halloween is coming up, so we're looking for some chilling puns this week. Deadly musicians throughout history. Let's do it! 

  • Johann Stabastian Bach
  • Amy Mannslaughter
  • Dieana Ross

Gimme yours and I'll name my fave in a couple weeks. Next week, we've got a special pun event...

Last Week's Winner (Notorious Criminal Pets): Keyser Hörse from barkwoot.

Other Favorites: O-Llama Bin Laden from paulsv and Idi aMinPin from bobmutch.

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Guns 'n Roses (took no thought)
Bury Manilow
Huey Lewis and the Noose
Hang Chung
.38 Special
Arrowsmith
Escape Club (again, no change)
Nine Inch Nailed
Freddy Mercury Poisoning
The Police Brutality
The Thomson Sub-Machine Gun Twins
Cyndi Head-Lopper-Offer
Patty Scythe
Paul McCartney & Wrings
Fine Young Cannibals (no change)
UBoat 40
Pat BeneTar & Feather
Wham! (worked for Batman)
Vanilla Iced
Shocking Kahn
Stevie Nixed
Heart Attack
Talking Headless
10,000 Homicidal Maniacs
Doris D-Day
Dead or Unliving
Tom Petty Larceny
Deadly Gibson
Marilyn Manson (that's enough)
John Pyre (Parr)
Bang Crosby
Choke-o Ono
Knife Ranger
Kill Tuesday
The Cartridge Family
Wolfpack Amadeus Mozart
Rick Ghastly
Bruce Springsten
Frank Sinatrap
Paul Shanka
Killing Minogue
Stradivirus
Yo Yo Maul
Billy Club Joel
Missile Persons
Eddie Blood Money
Tank Zapper
Kenny Floggins
Bob Gnarly
Human Plague
Van Hellion
Anita Breaker
Sadíst (Sadé)
Diamond RIP
Faith Boot Hill
Tim McGrave
Johnny Cash It In
Pariah Carey
Elgarrotte (Elgar)
Franz Schuburnt
Indigo Ghouls
Char (Cher)
Tina Interrer
Phil Coffins

barkwoot


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Coldplague

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Johnny Crash

The Croak Ridge Boys

dmt256


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Stevie Nixed
Radio Headshot
Vampire Weakened
Ed Killwalczyk

barkwoot


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Killi Vanilli

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Pscythe (Loved his hit "Gang Green Style")

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Decapitate & Tennille

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Mick Dagger

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The Bleachboys
The Rolling Bones
Radiodead

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Johnny Slash
Johnny Gash

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Murdona

lordvos


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Doc Severingheads

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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozombie

lordvos


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Blake Skeleton

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Minnie Reaperton
Pan(dem)ic At The Disco
Jose Felicyanide
The Steve Killer Band ("The Choker" was one of their biggest hits)
Ravi SHANKar
New Found Gory

lordvos


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Mary J. Bludgeon

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David Bowie Knife

barkwoot


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Death Leppard

Guillotina Aguilera

Ringo Starrve

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Van Morguessy
The Kaiser Blade Chiefs
TB King
Chuck Bury

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Nikki Sixxfeetunder
John Slayer
Slash (embarrassed to even include)
Katy Bury
Talking Dismembered Heads

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It's not a pun but this guy was pretty deadly: http://www.theguardian.com/music/tomserviceblog/2010/mar/18/carlo-gesualdo-composer-psychopath

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Faith Shrill

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Ghouls Barkley

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The Spice Ghouls

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No Air Supply

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Jack the Ripper Johnson

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80's Minded:

Culture Clubbed
Ded Leppard
Arrhythmics
REO Deathwagon
Talking Headhunters
Fleetwood Smack
SinDee Lopper
Shears for Fears
Simply Blood Red
Bob Cigarette
Frankie Goes to Bollywood

barkwoot


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Shootie & The Blowfish

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Gun Iver
Malice Cooper
Deathtones
Modest Mousetrap
Mumford & Guns
The Verve Pipewrench [to the Head]


And, of course, the obvious ones:

The Presidents of The United States Of Amurderca

The Beatentodeathles


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Bruce Stingsteen and the Elm Street Band
The Cure... didn't work.
Elviscerate Presley
Mummyford and Sons
Cheers for Fears

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Hédéric Chopin

Jason Carr

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Sergei Knockmaninoff

Jason Carr

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Johannes Bahms (bombs)

Jason Carr

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Electric-chair Light Orchestra
Electrocution Light Orchestra
{not sure which I like better}


DEFenestration Leppard {look it up!}


Adam-bomb Ant

Arcadia Fire-ingSquad

Hell Hell Cool J

Bonfire Jovi


country musician James Otto-Erotic Asphyxiation

DeepPurple


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DeepPurple wrote:Electric-chair Light Orchestra

DEFenestration Leppard {look it up!}

Adam-bomb Ant

Arcadia Fire-ingSquad

Hell Hell Cool J

Bonfire Jovi

country musician James Otto-Erotic Asphyxiation



Thin Lizzy Borden
Mileycardial Infarction Cyrus


The Edgar Nuclear Winter Group

The Grateful Dead

Radiation Fall Out Boy

Death-Ray Parker Jr. "Who Ya Gonna Call?"

CHERing Needles

"I Fell off a " Cliff Burton

One of the Spice Girls, Baby Spice, whose name is Self-Emmolation Lee Bunton {Emma Lee Bunton}

SIDS Vicious

DecapitaTED Nugent

DeepPurple


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Debbie GibSon of Sam

Earthquake Wind and Fire

Dire Straightjackets

Tom Petty and the Heart-Attacks

Janis Joplin Missouri

Militia Ethridge

Jefferson Airplane Crash

dernst_ca1


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Oskar Deadbal

Eric Crypton

Hellvis Presley

Jack-o Lantern

Benny Deadman

Gustav Mauler

-JMHSRV



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The Bleedles
PineboxTwenty
Keeled Diamond
Manson (MMMdrop)
No Air Supply
The Cleaver Brown Band
Thin Lizzy Borden
Deathhouse
Disembowling for Soup

mrscott


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The Strangles,

Famous for their hits
"Just another Maniac Moanday"
and
"Stalk Like an Egyptian"

The Electrocution Light Orchestra
"You'll turn to stone"

Billy Soul - "We did start the fire"