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ATTENTION: WATCH FACEBOOK NEXT WEEK FOR A FUN PUN EVENT! SERIOUSLY THIS TIME!

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Drinks for Vampires

In honor of Halloween, we're looking for drinks that vampires would like. Check out these examples:

  • Dracola
  • Single Bat-ch Whisky
  • Fang

Your turn: hit me up in the comments and I'll choose my favorites soon!

Last Week's Winner (Deadly Musicians):Guillotina Turner from goldilion.

Other Favorites: Harakiri Underwood from DeepPurple and Burt Stabbed-in-the-Bacharach from Pamini.

jimkillian


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Vladka
O+ J
Batnana Milkstake
Decaf Coffin
Orange Fangta
AB+solut
Frescarotid
Undead Bull
Fear Beer
Schlitz Your Throat Malt Liquor
Blackula and Tan
Boozo
FrAngelico (Buffy)
Spiked Punch (Buffy)
Drusillary juice (Buffy)
Darlajeeling tea (Buffy)
Carrotid juice
Premium jugular wine
Casket of Ale
Tombato Juice
MausoLeum Perrins Worchesteschisteshire Sauce

barkwoot


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Nosferatea

ImPale Aler

barkwoot


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Bloodweiser (Longnecks, of course!)

barkwoot


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Caped Cod

jalopatin


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neck-tarine juice
vein-illa milkshake
fangta (blood orange?)

...something something bloody mary (I'll leave that to someone wittier)

ackmom


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A B negative

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Ghoul-Ade

Killer Lite

Dread Bull

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Jamessir


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Blud Light
Killian's Dead
Scareya Nevada Impale Ale
Pilsner Urkill
St. Pauli Ghoul

I'm so easy a caveman could do me!

goatcane


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Cocktails:
Tom Coffins
Gin Hand Tonic
Black and Tan and Dead
Mumm-osa
I-Witch Car Bomb
Punch (that Zombie in the Head)
Moji-Tonight You’re Gonna Die
Long Island Iced Tears
GibSon of the Living Dead
Zombie Wallbanger
Bloody Mary (win!)

Beers:
Rolling-in-my-Grave Rock
Boo-rs Light
Blood Light

soundguybob


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Blood Red Cross
Red Bull-ud
Ghoulbert Gottfried
Casper Oil
charlotte's web site

barkwoot


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Dracuccino

Bat Tire

barkwoot


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Apple Biter

barkwoot


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Milwaukee's Nest

barkwoot


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Countain Dew

Béla Artois

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H2O Negative

johnnyicemaker


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I can't believe only two references to a BLOODY Mary and no one has used BLOODY Maria, two actual drinks. I know, not puns, but definitely something that a vampire would drink.

johnnyicemaker


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Blood Orange Juice
Count Chocula Milk

johnnyicemaker


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More real drinks that come to mind:
Monster Energy Drink
Zombie
After Five
Tequila Sunrise (may want to stay away from that one)

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DeepPurple


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Nosferatomato Juice

barkwoot


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IV8

Jennable


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Mimonsta (mimosa + monster)

pepetheone


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Count Choculatte

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Moh(squ)ito.

ni0h


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punchline without the joke...

"tea time!"

73

SQUITODEATHPILLS


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eSprite de corpse