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Poll: Favorite word for poop:
  • 46.5% - Poop 1005
  • 6.8% - Turd 147
  • 13.1% - Deuce 282
  • 3.4% - Feces 74
  • 19.5% - Crap 421
  • 1.8% - Log 39
  • 8.9% - Other (comments, please) 192
2160 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

nhuth


quality posts: 1 Private Messages nhuth

Poo.

tehmax


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tehmax

I'm pretty sure it's filtered out of these forums.

ROGETRAY


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tehmax wrote:I'm pretty sure it's filtered out of these forums.



reconwf


quality posts: 0 Private Messages reconwf

You cant go wrong with grunt sculpture

joanowl


quality posts: 4 Private Messages joanowl

I mean, it's obviously 'poo'.

richaemry


quality posts: 0 Private Messages richaemry

Ted Cruz

Mushystz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Mushystz

Doo doo butter.

manhandsha


quality posts: 34 Private Messages manhandsha

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reconwf wrote:You cant go wrong with grunt sculpture



Accurate. Or the ever classic and ALWAYS used by my mom, BM.

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mrsurferguy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mrsurferguy

a "number 2"

onestinkyfish


quality posts: 1 Private Messages onestinkyfish

Grumpy

widmer69


quality posts: 14 Private Messages widmer69

Mr. Mackey: Attention students. Apparently, Clyde could not have been the one who crapped in the urinal, because Clyde had a colostomy at age 5. 'Kay? Now, whoever did this unspeakable act is still at large. The boys' bathroom is closed until further notice, 'cause one of you thought it would be a good idea... to pull down your pants... m'kay, over your buttcheeks over the urinal... and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog... m'kay? [all the kids in the hall listen, then start laughing] Oh you think that's funny, huh?! Let me assure you, there is nothing funny... about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspectin' urinal, [next shot is the school gym, where some students are practicing their basketball skills, but now they're listening] 'kay, droppin' your pants then... turnin' around... squattin' over that urinal, 'kay, maybe... maybe pullin' your buttcheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then layin' out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see. Oh yeah, [the kids there begin to laugh] that's real funny! [turns off the mic and slams it down] I'm gonna catch this sonofabitch if it's the last thing I DO! M'kay?!

hooray beer!

conculcate


quality posts: 0 Private Messages conculcate

Shit

nololtoday


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nololtoday

Poos & a word having 1 less letter than the word shirt.

HDBogart1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages HDBogart1

Stink Pickle

sherwinfacun


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sherwinfacun

Caca

jeffredo


quality posts: 2 Private Messages jeffredo

Dookie

ksjosker


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ksjosker

raisins.. "That old woman is so nasty she raisins in her depands."

Halieus


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Halieus

My (small) children call it "stinky" & "potty"

PUfelix85


quality posts: 2 Private Messages PUfelix85

Extravaganza.

x8

tgb4joepa


quality posts: 0 Private Messages tgb4joepa

"loaf"....as in "pinching off a loaf"

bpfordte


quality posts: 1 Private Messages bpfordte

Mr. Hanky

hud1979


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hud1979

Poop-30 o'clock!

hud1979


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hud1979 wrote:Poop-30 o'clock!



and Mahogany Canoe

misterfamilyguy


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I voted poop. Butt, sometimes use pewp.

foobarski


quality posts: 2 Private Messages foobarski

"I got fired last year, in Las Vegas, from the Frontier Hotel, for saying s***, in a town where the big game is called craps. That's some kind of a double standard. I'm sure there was some Texan standing out in the casino yelling, "Aw, s***, I crapped." They fly those guys in free ... fired me. S***"
George Carlin, "Shoot"

"Is there anything a man don't stand to lose, when the devil wants to take it all away?
Cherish well your thoughts, and keep a tight grip on your booze.
Cause thinkin' and drinkin' are all I have today."
-- John Perry Barlow / Bob Weir ("Mexicali Blues")

Thud72


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Thud72

Making a Manager

renrutnairbwoot


quality posts: 6 Private Messages renrutnairbwoot

This is more for the act instead of the actual deposit.

"Dropping the kids off at the pool"

dtairtime


quality posts: 3 Private Messages dtairtime

Stanley Steamer

gwpriester


quality posts: 3 Private Messages gwpriester

Merde

sopdox


quality posts: 0 Private Messages sopdox

Skata

Frankster14


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Frankster14

Dump. Or Dumpage, depending on when it's used.

jackw


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jackw

dump. and speaking off I think it's a really good time to take care of that!

I live the way I type, FAST, with a lot of mistakes.

hennessy08


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hennessy08

raisins


Sugar Honey Iced Tea

PocketBrain


quality posts: 46 Private Messages PocketBrain

North American Reticulated Brown Corn Snake.

Don't call my cell when I'm releasing a North American Reticulated Brown Corn Snake into the wild. It's important ecological work.

SumDuud


quality posts: 21 Private Messages SumDuud

HA HA HA You called the ship poop!

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Starblind


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Starblind

Grogan. Poo. Turd.

I'm over 30 and still find the word "poo" hilarious. "Poo" will never stop being a funny word.

wpl1949


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wpl1949

Download in the Depends

thenamesbigred


quality posts: 0 Private Messages thenamesbigred

Load

maxmingus


quality posts: 0 Private Messages maxmingus

I 2nd Dookie