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The crunch of snow on the rooftop can mean only one thing: It's Santa Clau - OH GOD IT'S THE KRAMPUS -- EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 

The Krampus (for those few readers unfamiliar with Alpine folklore) is a malevolent yuletide creature that whisks children off to its mountain abode and delivers red-hot deals right here on Woot

Keep an eye trained on the main Woot.com page all season long for lightning-quick deals from the Krampus. Don't twiddle your thumbs about it, because these sales will disappear faster than you can say "horribly visaged nightmare monster." 

What goodies shall the Krampus provide, you ask? That depends on the quality and number of children it gets its claws on. But probably some TVs and earrings and stuff. All of it will be marked way down (retail lingo for 'cheap') and 50% guaranteed not to smell like goblin fur. 

Happy Holidays from the -- [author unable to complete post due to Krampus abduction] 

dernst_ca1


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BRing em on!

-JMHSRV



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connorbush


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I hope that the Krampus will bring earrings that are made from TV's!

Just like my mother never used to say, "Be a good lad or the Deal-Krampus will take you away." Ahh, the non-memories.

Redzdvl


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If I donate children, can I get cool stuffs for free??

ThunderThighs


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Redzdvl wrote:If I donate children, can I get cool stuffs for free??


Props for trying but the best you can get is a deduction on your taxes... maybe.*

*Consult a tax expert to be sure.



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zolttt


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what if I'd like my item to smell like goblin fur? is that possible? and does it cost extra?

I ruined my signature with poor cut and paste skills

sellbuyer92


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It's too bad that with the Krampus, that Belsnickel couldn't appear as well. Impish or Admirable?


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coreyking


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I kinda like the way goblin fur smells.

meow57


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y'all are nuts.....

upn0rth


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horribly visaged nightmare monster

cwolfpack3


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meow57 wrote:y'all are nuts.....



Meow57:

It's Woot ... this surprises you? Or, is this your first time here?

Thanks to Woot's big anniversary, I'm no longer a bee oh cee virgin. Woohoo!

dernst_ca1


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Any sign of the Krapmus?

-JMHSRV



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barkwoot


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dernst_ca1 wrote:Any sign of the Krapmus?



There was one about 10am CT.

Kettler Ket Car for ~$160.

dernst_ca1


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barkwoot wrote:There was one about 10am CT.

Kettler Ket Car for ~$160.



Krampus or Krapmus? 8-)

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barkwoot


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dernst_ca1 wrote:Krampus or Krapmus? 8-)



Wow, blew by that one... It was Krampus. Definitely on the look out for Krapmus though.

ohnoitsthefuzz


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connorbush wrote:I hope that the Krampus will bring earrings that are made from TV's!

Just like my mother never used to say, "Be a good lad or the Deal-Krampus will take you away." Ahh, the non-memories.



Non-memory?....or subliminally implanted false memory placed in your mind by the shadowy agents of woot? All this cash money we fork over for tvs and infrared thermometers (love it) and 14.4v B&D Cordless Drill-s (love it more) is all siphoned away to fund this nefarious Woot!-Ops program. Why, I'll bet *hurk*.........................................(revs cordless drill)

ohnoitsthefuzz


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barkwoot wrote:Wow, blew by that one... It was Krampus. Definitely on the look out for Krapmus though.



At least we know what we'll be getting when the Krapmus shows up

jon98gn


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I missed Kanye's Krampus Krap. Boo... I was too busy doing the wood flooring in my house. Although if I had been working like I was suppose to, I would have been mid-commute. Screwed either way. Congrats to those peeps.

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lichme


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I haz a sad. The current Krampus Deal for the Roku has been offered at least 4 other times at this price. Somebody feed this thing more children.

msujp


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Krampus should have went to target where this is 39 dollars and brand new right now

bsmith1


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msujp wrote:Krampus should have went to target where this is 39 dollars and brand new right now



You got a link for that, friendo?

lichme


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unpcnook


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Happy Krampus Day!

Surprised there aren't any Krampus themed knick-knacks for sale today...

-UnPC