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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Thanksgiving Science!

Thanksgiving is coming up, so we're looking for some fun Thanksgiving puns today. Check out some examples:

  • Pumpkelvin Pie
  • Gravyty
  • Nogarithm

Your turn! Post in the comment and I'll pick my favorites.

The best from last week (Grammar and Punctuation Celebs):

  1. Apostropheona Apple (jimkillian)
  2. Amper Sandberg (alazer)
  3. Groucho Punctuation Marx (OldMatador)

 

lichme


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Pumpkin Pi
Thanksgiving Mass
Ozone Layered Casserole

barkwoot


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String Bean Theory

yamperes

triangleman


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Carnotcopia

barkwoot


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Cranberry Geolojelly

jimkillian


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Turkey Gizzarduino
Quark Meat
White Dwarf meat
Family Dinertia
Entropys and Carrots
Parsecnips
Cranberry Chaos
Massed Potatoes
Dressingularity
Black wHole Cranberry Sauce
Wish Boson


Yampersand (OK, that's a homage to previous pun)

sandyraej


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I can't even worry about a pun for Thanksgiving---I have a squirrel/squirell in my attic>

I don't understand all this formatting tag crap-I'm too old. I bought a Dell Venue 7 for my granddaughter (she doesn't know).She was going to teach me to operate "MINE".She did not tell me it was voice activated and I did not know it was. Well, home alone, I turned it on, changed position of tablet or whatever the H*ll you call it and lost the fake keyboard from the visual.I started cussing (alot) and noticed that basically what I had said was on a search line with a sh*tload of responses or whatever you call it. Does any one have/know a beginning program so"grandma" can maybe understand? I would so appreciate it. All I hear is "grandma you will never 'get' it.

barkwoot


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Massed Potatoes

bigpicturebuyer


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Tis-quantum Leap

Tisquantum, aka as Squanto, provided assistance to the Pilgrims is said to have taken a leap of faith in his decision to assist the outsiders.

barkwoot


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Newton's Seconds Law

goldilion


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Figs Boson

hongkonger


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turKEYSTONE SPECIES

hongkonger


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tryptoPHANEROCHAETE

lauriebananahammock


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Tofurky you Jerky
Furry Toe Key
Okey Toe-Key Furry Jokey

coscallis


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The Turinkey Test: determining the artificial intelligence of game birds.

Jtweedd


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Cranberrie Curie
Honey Glazed Ham Hawking
George Washington "Turkey" Carver
Humphry Gravy
Marconi and cheese
Butternut Gauss

ryanh446


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Newton Slaw

goldilion


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Pie-pothesis
Ba-nano data nut bread

barkwoot


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The Gobbler Effect

jhartman2


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Turktonic Plates
Cumulo-nibblits

giantspeck


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Thermo-pie-namics.

OldMatador


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Chemi-Kale Reaction

Pecantilever Pie

Green Bean Inert Gas-erole.

dutzy


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CranBarium

DigMe


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Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme space convergence.

gavinimmer


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This Thanksgiving gathering is going to rock - Breccia it will be a lot of pun! The weather should be nice. Are you cummingtonite? Why not? We won't take your company for granite. Olivine bring a marble cake and it won't be shale. Mica is making her special dip - the weird conglomerate that still tastes so good, you dig? Oh, you still have homework? Schist, that's your own fault, it wasn't that tuff. It makes sense to end your working streak and get back to a clean slate. Try asbestos you can to make it anyway! It was nice to strike up a conversation, but I don't mean to gab-bro. I guess I'll talc to you later!

kbajan


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Gastronomic

Mars-mellow topping

Sweet potato pi

Egg-salad ration

xtrishaxlynnx


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Archimeatys' bouillon-cy principle.

Gobble's Law of Waist Expansion / the Gobble constant

megaparsecranberrysauce.










jd09d


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Crain-berry sauce

clarkb86


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  • Sweet Potatomic Casserole
  • Pumpkinetic Energy Pie
  • Marconi and Cheese
  • Green Laser Beam Casserole

belltirr


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Telsa Turkoil
Parallel Unicopas
Stuffed Gravity
Hamming Spiraled Newton
Nuclear Yam-Mellow fusion
Quantum PiePhysics
Theory of Relatives

joshthegeek


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Cornucopernicus

joshthegeek


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Paradium

joshthegeek


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Schrödinger's Catserole

barkwoot


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Meaterology