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On Black Friday evening - when the shopping bags are full, the credit cards are maxxed out, and the minor contusions and lacerations are treated - it's time to gather round for a hearty, traditional Black Friday dinner. The secret to Black Friday entertaining is simple:

  1. Prepare some delicious dishes according to the recipes in Mom's recipe file, a popular magazine, or on a can of sliced beef tongue.
  2. Dye some of the food black.
  3. Serve with ugly dishes, unsettling dolls, and barf bags and/or buckets.
     

Just look at how a splash of black food coloring can bring your Black Friday cuisine to life! Mmm, dusky!







whatsamattaU


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Excuse me, I think I'm going to be sick,....

lichme


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I don't need to dye it, it comes out of the oven looking like that already.

flyingchina


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What grandmother is missing her McCall's magazine recipe cards? And where is Betsy McCall?

Jertyrael


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Of all the oddities that come from Woot! this blog is up there in top "Weird Stuff."

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thestone


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"I added food coloring, cause it's a holiday, but it turned black, cause I added all the food coloring I had."

teddyteddy21


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That was... dark?


12/10/2013

PocketBrain


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Isn't squid/octopus ink a delicacy somewhere?