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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Birds of Cheese!

Birds are great! Cheese is great! Cheese birds are the best. Here are a few examples:

  • Brieagle
  • Provoloon
  • Bleu Jay

Your turn! Post in the comment and I'll pick my favorites.

The best from last week (okay two weeks ago, Thanksgiving Science):

  1. Figs Boson (goldilion)
  2. Parsecnips (the venerable, jimkillian)
  3. Archimeatys' bouillon-cy principle (xtrishaxlynnx)

 

Photo by Wikipedia user Dorina Andress and cropped by Wikipedia user Neutrality.

barkwoot


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Parmeswan

abitterwoman


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Mozzaryellow-bellied Sapsucker. Longhorned Owl.

"Computers don't make errors. What they do, they do on purpose."

bsmith1


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Humming Curd
Parm(esan) Swallow

I'm not very good at this.

ScratchyPDX


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Piper Jack

barkwoot


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Bleu Feta Booby

loatu


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Tyrolean African Grey

loatu


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Limpkinburger

loatu


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Havartidae

loatu


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Munstern

loatu


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Nightjarlsberg

loatu


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Jacamarembert
Rockfowlt
Cheddarwin's finches
Black Winged Stilton
Screamer Cheese
Swift cheese
Plumage cheese

OK I'm done...

mwparker2


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Rock Ptaramesan

bikerraypa


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- Pepperegrine Jack
- Asiagoldfinch
- Mon-tern-rey Jack

cwolfpack3


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Ricottatiel

Eastern Muensterlark

Mountain Cheddahdee

Thanks to Woot's big anniversary, I'm no longer a bee oh cee virgin. Woohoo!

mariemorris


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Ruffles-sided towhee

joshaw


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Babybellbird

moozer


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Briecock

erasure101


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how about a wood pecorino?

turndon


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Humboldt Foghorn Leghorn
Curdle Dove
Pinguino Reggiano?
Rock Ptarmesan
Flamingouda
Parranokeet
Yellow-Chevre'd parakeet
Delice de Birdgogne
Golden Laguiole

Ok...done hurting your sensibilities.

Mikeymadness


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Camembird.

Zodgilla


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Cheddar waxwing.

momatthecape


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Estorki

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Pepper Jackdaw
Parmesandpiper

phileoca


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Woodpecorino (it's delicious)

My wife woots too

wildaboutmn


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Brie in Puffin Pastry
Velveeta Scoter
Mynachego

cskinner47


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Flamingeitost
Black-Browed Albatrocotta
Cheez Whipbird

barkwoot


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Crowmage

Asiagoprey

Swandue

ultrawriter


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PepperQuack
Parmakeet
Chimney Swiss

Celebrity birds of cheese:
Big Curd
Woody Woodpepperjack

lonepinefarm


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Ragrousano
Peregino Romano
Gullgonzola
Wrensleydale
Tit Mouserella
Ploverone
Crowlby
Gloucestern
Boobybel
Swantina Val d'Aosta
Schlosprey
Albatrossau-Iraty
Saint-puffin

ravwin17


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cockatieleggio

bsmith1


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Briegull
(surprised not already here)

Edit: Let's not forget the most patriotic of cheeses: American
Apelican Cheese
or...Pel(amer)ican...see, told you I wasn't very good at this

slayerg


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Kiwiso Fresco

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Briewi
Emuenster
OstRicotta
Havartitmouse
Roosterella
Camembird
AlbaTrois Cornes De Vendee
TouCanestrato
Longhornbill
Stilton
Crowley
OriOlivet Cendre
RaVendomois
PeliCanadian Cheddar

wellgolly


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Limbustard

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Cheese-hedwig

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