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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Bread Idioms

We did cheese last week. This week, we want bread! We're looking for bread idioms:

  • Knead not, want not
  • Caught bread handed
  • Doughn't count your chickens before they hatch
The best from last week (Cheese Birds):
  1. Humming Curd (bsmith1)
  2. Crowvel (Jason Toon)
  3. Briemu (Josef Villanasco)

lichme


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A Dime, A Bakers Dozen
Pardon My French Bread
You Are What You Wheat

barkwoot


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You'll put your rye out!

O thank Levain!

bsmith1


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-Last but not yeast
-They're dropping like ryes
-I've got an ax to grinder
-It takes bun to know bun
-It's in the baguette

barkwoot


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bsmith1 wrote:-Last but not yeast
-They're dropping like ryes
-I've got an ax to grinder



Congrats on the win for last week. Seems you're better than you're letting on!

bsmith1


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barkwoot wrote:Congrats on the win for last week. Seems you're better than you're letting on!



Thanks! I was very surprised.

barkwoot


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If I had a pumpernickel for every time...

The hand that rocks the cradle, rolls the world.

Can you lembas me a hand?

The devil's food is in the details.

skispeakeasy


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Bready or knot

I'm loaving you then I'm levin you

Give me a bake!

I dough what I crust to survive

That's the yeast of your problems

alklunzinger


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Labor of Loaf

jaspmon


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I dough know
I can't think of any buns
I kneed a break

mwparker2


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A batard in the hand is worth two in the bush

bsmith1


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"Eye of the Tiger" is an idiom, right?

barkwoot


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Looks like the bruschetta is on the other foot.

Another bun bites the crust.

jimkillian


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Persona naan grata
Focaccia falling star
It's in the baguette
Behind the eight boule
And they call it hushpuppy love
He's johnnycake-on-the-spot
Have your teacake and eat it too
Between a rock and a hardtack place
It's a pita (piece o') cake
I lavash my hands of the situation
Sourdough grapes
With no rye or reason
He's got a monkey bread on his back
Keeping the wolves at bagel
Just raisin Cain
Paint the town bread

lafiremedic


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This thread isn't Holsum, dough I love it anyways.

Let's French.

Cheesy Breadtime Story.

McFortner


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Moss doesn't gather on a rolling scone.

sssprinkle


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'Tis better to have loaved and lost
Than never to have loaved at all.

Against the whole grain.

bandgeek4269


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Dough! I dropped the Dough!

marklwood


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Those who live in glass houses can surely throw scones.

marklwood


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If you don't win,
Don't have sourdough grapes.

Mel1978


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A rye for a rye
Go to challah in a bread basket
It's all gugelhupf to me

marklwood


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I guess I Zwiebacked the wrong horse.

raeburnmark


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Man baguettes, but lent does not baguette.

thespiansmc


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I can rise to this occasion.

It's a challah've a good contest. I won't loaf around.

raeburnmark


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The unleavened hour?

marklwood


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A Penia saved, is a Penia earned.

djanlp


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A bread in the hand is worth 2 in the bush (or bakery, or whatever).

raeburnmark


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Kick the Baguette.

tylerg2002


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A bread in the hand is worth two in the fattoush.

mpdwag


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I ain't no challah back girl

pute


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I think Homer says it best -

Dough!

I missed it above; bandgeek4269 had already visited the Simpsons.

thesweetness


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Donut ask what your county can dough for you, but what you can dough for your country.

mpdwag


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Don't be a gluten for punishment

mpdwag


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Kead me enough and you'll get a rise outta me

marklwood


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I'm not too good at this.
I guess you have to Bhakri before you can Bun

game543ster


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Rye bother, I doughn't win these things. I've got bread'r things to do anyhow.

raeburnmark


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Toast art anew?

btrotta


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What do you call a rabbi on a motorcycle? An unleaven ryeder.

Kim Kardashian has a really Fattoush.

Tbe cashier asked me "paper or plastic?" I told her it's only one item, I'd rather not Baguette.

What color is that Panettone?

George Washington only ate wheat bread because he could not tell a Rye.

Egyptian bread isn't all that Baladi.

It takes a real Mantou make a sandwich.

Because I ain't no Challah back girl.

The Alka Seltzer wasn't working, it was time for a Brioche.

I forgot what our homework was, so I called a friend to see what Chapatis due tomorrow.

He surrounded himself with pitas, naans, and tortillas it was a very Lavash lifestyle.

No girl would sleep with him after word got out that he was a two pumpernickel chump.

I could keep Lao Bing these puns at you all night, but my wife is being a real Pita and putting a Damper on my fun, so I'll Stottie now before this becomes a house of Pan.

thesweetness


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Raisin in the Bun
Pita picked a peck of pickled pepppers.

owlhooter


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A tortilla can't change it's spots.

All in the same loaf.