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Jason Toon


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To preserve the bewildering, obscure conundrum of the enigmatic Bag O' Crap (and to discourage bored, obnoxious creeps from blathering on ceaselessly about how a given Woot is less desirable than a B.O.C.), we use a word filter in the forums to change that phrase to a different B.O.C. acronym. Like the pliant sheep - er, good sports that you are, many of y'all have played along, coining your own substitutes. Now comes the one moment in your life when that trivial skill could actually translate into buckets of cash. (Well, one small bucket of cash, maybe.) Behold our challenge:

Come up with an alternate B.O.C. acronym, and depict it in a visual image.

Should you be our champion, you'll win more than bills or checks - we'll actually use the top three entries as new replacement acronyms in our forums. These bright, original concepts will bring overdue change to our word filter and bestow overwhelming celebrity on the winners. Be original, 'choppers!

Post your best outstanding composition here by by 11:59 PM CST on Sunday, June 4, 2006. Prizes are $20/$50/$100 for 3rd/2nd/1st. The rules and criteria for winning: our panel of geniuses can and will make stuff up as it goes along. Use Photoshop, pen and ink, collage, MSPaint, Spirograph, iron-on transfers, whatever, but it’ll only be judged if it’s visible in our forums as a jpg, gif, or png. Try to keep your maximum width to 450px. If you need a place to host your pictures, try www.imageshack.ws or www.photobucket.com. We have no connection to either, but they seem free and easy to use. And if you want us to be sure your entry was indeed your work, post links to your source images.


FenStar


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Ok, I've revised my image.
Font credit goes to KT


and



This was the image that was originaly here, for you anti-placeholders out there. (also this imiag has been removed from the contest and is ni longer submited because I forgot ssomething)
http://img58.imageshack.us/img58/5805/boc0hl.jpg

Still single, can't imagine why.

RoachisaroacH


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hold this spot ...

buckie74


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Yikes!
This should be fun!

supervimes


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Well... it has to be suggested. Can't you just hear them now?

Mommy Mommy! I want a P.O.S!!!



Hey Hey! First valid entry! I think anyway. The goal is to develop a new Bag of Crap, not something else Breakfast of Championscould stand for right?

legofreak


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so many ideas flowing into my head!

supervimes


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Hey! That's not fair!!! We can't write B to the OC! Ah well, you guys do have great senseses of humorous.

FenStar


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FenStar wrote:



Did anyone else crap their paints when they saw this?

Still single, can't imagine why.

ldog


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Does it actually ship in a Box?



BOX of crap source

DeFlanko


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hmmmmm

easy1


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Brag 'n Clap - When you're pleased and pleasantly surprised!

chachababy


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Boogers on Cookies


Boogers on Cats


Boy on Car


Brianiac on Cycle


Belly of Champions


Baboon on Car


Brain on Crack

Tableboy7


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MMMMM.... Delicious Woot

mwilky


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censorme


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dustin meehan

evanname


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This will probably send me straight to hell (not to mention pissing a bunch of people off), but I couldn't resist. Does that make me a bad person? Yes, yes it does.

Beautification of Christ

source

easy1


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buckie74


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Simple and to the point!
Yeah, yeah. Next time I'll follow the rules.

FenStar


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evanname wrote:This will probably send me straight to hell (not to mention pissing a bunch of people off), but I couldn't resist. Does that make me a bad person? Yes, yes it does.

Beautification of Christ



People have done worse than this...
I had quite a laugh at the passion before christ, after all It's just a photochop.


And to the one below. You could view christ as the greatest gift of all, so that's what you want in your Bulgarian Olympic Committee.

Still single, can't imagine why.

sntothemax


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BIRTH OF CHRIST, yeah i went there.

I mean no disrespect to anyones beliefs, its all for the sake of humor.
Link love: http://www.newsletter.endeavoracademy.com/12/images/birth_of_christ_bethlehem.jpg
www.woot.com

I first sucker-ed 3 times. Oh yeah.

legofreak


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edit: now it actually says vetter(cousin) instead of bruder(brother)!!!

source:
http://www.slender.at/DVD/Filme/B/B-Dateien/Band%20of%20Brothers%203.jpg

censorme


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I DONT CARE IF FOGHORN LEGHORN IS A ROOSTER, DEAL WITH IT.

sources
http://www.candy-bouquet.com/m007.jpg
http://www.geocities.com/yummyphysics/imgconvection/lconvection2.JPG

dustin meehan

alkiak99


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[/IMG]http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i278/alkiak99/Bulgarian Olympic Committee.jpg[/IMG]

rubberneck


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Fun.

easy1


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bonksnp


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Ok, so Im a little confused.

We need to come up with another acronym following the Breakfast of Champions standard? (i.e. Bucket of Coolwhip, Brits on Call, etc) Or do we need to come up with a completely diffrent acronym thats 3 letters but pertains to a bag of crap? (i.e. P.O.S. - Package Of Stuff; H.O.T. - Hunk Of Trash....etc.)

Or will either work?

kilalot


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Beer O' Clock



Sources:
Beer bottle
Pocket Watch
Mug

RaliRali


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Keeping "B...O...C..." acronym actually in reference to the item(s) one can purchase...
Barnum-esque Oddments Conglomerate!

legofreak


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does this count as un-american?

kosmosdeli


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TheFro


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Buckets of Curry



As you can see, they sell out just as fast!

Source 1
Source 2
Source 3
Source 4

edrex


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Burly Old Codgers!

mwilky


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fotomatt


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( Sources:1 2 3 )

censorme


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sources
http://serp.la.asu.edu/clipart_dir/animal2/animal2_imag/oyster.gif
http://www.stickergirl.com/images/PRAYING.jpg
http://www.eck-tenn.org/images/Feb_Home.jpg

[edit] and for the record, i was in the process of making this before the other kind sir above me mentioned it

dustin meehan

TheFro


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These two aren't photoshops, but they're too obvious to ignore:
Bowl of Cherries
Box of Chocolates

legofreak


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i think i know... or do i?
nope... i lost it

fotomatt


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Mollifier


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Is this too corny?




Here's another one:




sources: www.atlantichousing.co.uk www.pinkiesonline.com

u2wedge


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