Another entry destined for the dustbin.

I present,
Boat of Cheese

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As Wallace would say, "Cheese, Gromit, cheese." There is no Wensleydale here, though.

Sources:
boat
ementaler
stilton
epoisses
besace de burger
Dorset blue vinny
brie
parmesan flakes
muenster
cheddar
cottage cheese

Blighted Old Corps Binges On Champions (Breakfast Of Champions?)

sources:
http://louisvillezombieattack.org/brains.jpg
http://www.weightlifting.gr/loutraki2003/galleries/pg_53.JPG

Josephus wrote:

where's the hair on that chest?

-jeez, put a little effort into it, ARGH. ;^)

She had hairy boobies.

I gave her the deluxe boobies (sans hair).

I thought you would not want to get all tangled in her boobie hair when you
were petting your chimp -- sheesh!

What do you want from me? I am a welder, not a p-chopper, dammit!

(stock image)

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Now to the rediculous, as if this contest has not already gone there.

Bevy of Calligraphers

sources
Calligrapher
Calligrapher
Calligrapher
Calligrapher
Calligrapher
Calligrapher
Calligrapher

Air #3 (using Paint), with suggestions from Fluffy:
Everyone has heard about the Birth of Christ and the Death of Christ... What about those other milestones? I present to you...

The Bris of Christ, performed by the Mohel of Woot:

(followed thirteen years later by the Bar mitzvah of Christ).


After the end of the contest, I've changed my source URL to a source IMG so it's easier to see the changes I made.

Sources:
previously WOOTed knife (http://www.woot.com/Images/Sale/Cuisinart_Electric_Knife_Set-thumbnail.jpg) -
used in the mohel's hand; a few extras (just in case!) on the woman's tray on the left

background/main image -
changes made to the image (in addition to knives): head coverings to yarmulkes; additions of beards/extra hair/payess (curls of hair in front of ears)/prayer shawl; moved/changed arms of mohel


Ideas we unfortunately didn't have time to run with include:
Barbie's Ovarian Cancer
Bras of Cardboard [cardboard boxes]
Bludgeoning of Corpses
Barnum or Cirque?
Bailey's Orifice Cream
Blasphemous Ordinal Cardinals [religious kind, not birds, with numbers on their hats]

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And now for the lowbrow humor.

Bung Obstructed Crap

sources
bung
intestines

Bodacious Otherworldly Curves

sources
Barbaella
Troi
Uranus
Sy Snootles

Buckwheat On Computer

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Bush's Oedipus Complex (thanks, evanname)
(check page 3 -- i had the oedipus complex idea first before batman was shot down..)



sources: george, barbie

Bravewoman On Crack.....

Bucket of Chum

Hmm... well, can't work my entry today. If anyone wants my idea, I'd like to see Brined Old Castaways, featuring the Howell's in a pickle jar on Gilligan's Island.

Bucket 'O Chimp

from Jane's Fried Chimps, of Course


sources:
Jane Goodall
Bucket of Chicken
Chimp hand
Chimp ear
Chimp foot
fried chicken
fried chicken
fried chicken
Kfc logo

gwp wrote:

Or maybe "Befriend the Orphaned Cats!"

= )

easy1 wrote:Buckwheat On Computer

O-TAY!

LOL

Why can no one spell RIDICULOUS?

bluebledthesea wrote:Why can no one spell RIDICULOUS?

some people spell by sound....

No one has done this?

The Brick Of Cannabis!



Source : http://www.esperanzadevivir.com/lasdrogas/MARIJUANA-BRICK.jpg

carlhdonky wrote:No one has done this?

The Brick Of Cannabis!

Source : http://www.esperanzadevivir.com/lasdrogas/MARIJUANA-BRICK.jpg

Its a wonder their software didn't replace that with 'cilantro'.

Thought you guys might appreciate this:

Blacksnake On Cherokee!

A man really battled a Black Snake stowed in his Piper Cherokee aircraft early this morning.. ha!

Text and Video versions

Josephus wrote:

Its a wonder their software didn't replace that with 'cilantro'.

i think you mean oregano.....

stlwooter wrote:Another entry destined for the dustbin.

I present,
Boat of Cheese

Probably my favorite so far. "The Boat of Cheese".

DeFlanko wrote:

i think you mean oregano.....

Err, does oregano start with a 'C'? -not even if you use "phonetic spelling". ;^)

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Josephus wrote:
Bucket 'O Chimp

from Jane's Fried Chimps, of Course


sources:
Jane Goodall
Bucket of Chicken
Chimp hand
Chimp ear
Chimp foot
fried chicken
fried chicken
fried chicken
Kfc logo

That was a visual I did NOT need! Thank you J.

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/0743271327.01._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_.jpg

ReverendPete wrote:

Source
Source

Genius!

Burning Old Car:

(Clicky the pic for a larger view)

Source:
http://tavisjohn.dynu.com/temp/woot-contest/075/6190255chevy.jpg