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Thanks to all who competed in and observed the ChamPUNship! Ut was a great time, and we'll be sure to do more of that soon! In the meantime, things are back to normal around here:

You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Sweet, Sweet Literature!

We like candy. We like classic literature. We figured, hey, why not put 'em together? Check it:

  • Skittle Women
  • The Old Man And The Spree
  • Snickeras Snickleby

Your turn! Post in the comment and I'll pick my favorites next week.

The best from last time (80s Band Ballers):

  1. REO 'Sheedwagon (sixtwotwo)
  2. Mötley Jrue (HildyJ)
  3. Muggsy Pogues (zolttt)

scs03004


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Portrait of Dorian Gummy Bear

barkwoot


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Jawbreakerwocky

The Cadbury Tales


I guess The 3 Musketeers is too easy?

barkwoot


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Crime and Punishmint

Werther's Heights

stradni


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A tale of two "M"s

skispeakeasy


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Alice in Wonka Land

Animal Cracker Farm

Gummy Pleasures


Done and done! ;)

barkwoot


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Marco Rolo

jbk34


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Oliver Licorice Twist
The Brothers Caramellov
A Charleston Chew in King Arthur's Court
The Crunch Bar of Notre Dame
For Whom The Jelly Belly Tolls
20,000 Big League Chews Under the Sea

barkwoot


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War & Reese's Pieces

Mounds the World in Eighty Days

btwes


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To Kill a Mockingnerd

barkwoot


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The Whatchamacallit of the Wild

The Tell-Tale Sweethearts

jimkillian


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For Whom the Jelly Bean Tolls
Rikki Tikki Taffy
Man of LaMuncha
Rosemary's Baby Ruth
Almond Joyland
Oh Henry! V
Mr. GoodBarnaby Fudge
Much Ado About Nutrageous
The Pit and the PendulOompas
Downton Abba-Zabba
Men are from Mars, Women are from Reese's
A Christmas CaRolo
City of Gobstoppers
The Prince and the Pop Rocks
The Celebrated Crunchy Frog of Calaveras County
OJell-O
The OdysSee's
The Big Hunk for Red Hots Yorktober
The FantasTic-Tac Mr. Fox
James and the Giant Peeps
Gummy Bear's Travels
Peanuts Butter Cup
Sno-Caps and the Seven Dwarfs
Cup o' Goldilocks and the Three Bears
The Mounds of the Baskervilles
Stuart Skittle
The Sweet Tarts of War
The Caramel Sutra
The Twizzler of Oz
Charlie and the Great Glass Whoppervator
$100,000 Bars Under the Sea
From the Earth to the Moon Pie
Dark Chocolate Night of the Soul
The Milky Way of Lao Tzu

dmt256


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Lord of the Ring Pops

The Great KitKatsBy

Around the World in Eighty PayDays

Crunch-22

Jane Airheads

yortomatic


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Of Mice and Mentos

skispeakeasy


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The Grape Soda of Wrath


Done and done! ;)

barkwoot


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The Crunchback of Notre Dame

The Skorsican Brothers

The Prince and the LolliPauper

Oliver Twix

The Hobbit-O-Honey

The Starburst Also Rises

justjking


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Pride & Peppermint
Gobstopper's Travels
The Lion, the Witch, and the Whopper
The Scarlet PixyStix

teddyteddy21


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Rumpel-Snickers-kin
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Goodbar
Robinson Baby Ruth-soe
Franken-Skittles
The Count of Monte Twix-O
Peeps and Prejudice
A Tale of Two Circus Peanuts
King Solomon's Mounds
A Christmas Caramello
The Jungle Bottle Caps
The Pop Rocks of the Opera


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jalexan


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War and Reeses Pieces

Jertyrael


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Werthering Heights

A Christmas Caramel

The Great Taffy




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Zeusandhera


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Marzipan of Green Gables
Dr. Krackel and Mr. Hyde

mossygreen


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The Red and the Black Licorice

goldilion


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The Sno-Caps of Kilimanjaro

PatrickHartnett


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Old Man and the Pez
Catcher and the Twix
Lord of the Ring Pop
War and Babe Ruth
Snow White and the Three Musketeers
BriTitanica encyclopedias

yortomatic


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50 Shades of Taffy
Pop Rocky
Hunt For Red Hots

memarlin


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A Christmas Caramel

npopa13


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the great kitkatsby

Kitcatcher and the rye

One HundRed Vines of solitude

Frankenstarburst

Les Milkywayérables

Werthering Heights

Razup


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The Mounds of the Baskervilles
Don Twixote
Crime and JuniorMint

conanthelibrarian


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Goodbye Mr. Chocolate Chips

The Talented Mr. Good Bar

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Chrunchie Bar


goldilion


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Of Mice and 'M' Men 'M'
1980 s'more
Peter Marzipan
The Adventures of Chucklesberry Finn

barkwoot


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The Celebrated Jujube Frog of Calaveras County

The Last of the Mike & Ikeans

Journey to the Center of the Tootsie Pop

The Wonderful Wonka of Oz

Bonbon Quixote

The Adventures of Tom Sour Balls

The Mounds and the Fury

Gum with the Wind

primroseb


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Mars and [Reeses] Pieces
Of Licorice and Men
Grapeheads of Wrath
Candy Cane (Jean Toomer)

Ben

jimidork


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Cherry Sours in the Attic
So Long and Thanks for all the Swedish Fish

Outris


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Romeo and Junior Mint
The War of the Worlds Finest Chocolate
Jane AirHead

jbk34


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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Milky Way

conanthelibrarian


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The Catcher in the Rice Crispies Treats

The Twilight Saga : Eclipse Gum

Freedent (Gum) at Last

The Maltesers Falcon


Pamini


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The Old Man and the Sea Salt Caramels.

I know, both derivative and pandering.

johnnyicemaker


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Rolo and Juliet
Tom Sawerther
On the Salt Water-front Taffey
Almond Joy Luck Club

bgrandstaff


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Much Ado About Nugget

teddyteddy21


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20,000 Life Savers Under the Sea
The Tem-Pez-t (cringed when I typed this one)
War and Peeps
Barchester Twizzlers
The Picture of Dorian Gobstoppers
The Adventures of Huckleberry Fun Dip
Oliver Twizzlers
Twizzler Island
Around the Whatchamacallit in 80 Days
Heart of Dots-ness
Sno-caps and Sensibility
Spree and Sensibility
Sense and Sweet Tarts
Sense and Swedish Fish
Starburst and Sensibility


12/10/2013