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The Beer Belly!

Speed to First Woot:
9m 36.998s
First Sucker:
swimmingly
Last Wooter to Woot:
richrusty21
Last Purchase:
10 months ago
Order Pace (rank):
Top 30% of Woot.com Woots
Top 12% of all Woots
Woots Sold (rank):
Top 32% of Woot.com Woots
Top 28% of all Woots

Purchaser Experience

  • 4% first woot
  • 4% second woot
  • 18% < 10 woots
  • 19% < 25 woots
  • 54% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 4% one year old
  • 92% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 71% bought 1
  • 19% bought 2
  • 10% bought 3

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lichme


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[Preview 1]


The Beer Belly!
Price: $14.99
Shipping Options: $5 Standard OR $10 Two-Day OR $20 One-Day
Shipping Estimates: Ships in 1-2 business days (Friday, Jan 17 to Monday, Jan 20) + transit
Condition: New

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acraigl


quality posts: 48 Private Messages acraigl

Gah! Something in me almost wants one. Almost.

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 22 Private Messages daveinwarshington

Arg......
This is really weird crap.

chardonay


quality posts: 29 Private Messages chardonay

wouldn't your beer get skunky warm??

What Contemptible Scoundrel stole the cork from my lunch??

mattison88


quality posts: 1 Private Messages mattison88

Once you drink your "belly" dry you can't keep your pants up.

Tweek


quality posts: 6 Private Messages Tweek

It might come in handy if you need to take a drug test

hindsey


quality posts: 0 Private Messages hindsey

I've already got my own beer belly.

W00tyMcW00tster


quality posts: 3 Private Messages W00tyMcW00tster

40 INCH WAIST?!? That's NOT a beer belly. Just sayin'...

gettingworse3


quality posts: 3 Private Messages gettingworse3

Just what 60% of American men need. Another beer belly.

Anthony Williamson

W00tyMcW00tster


quality posts: 3 Private Messages W00tyMcW00tster

What with this and the bong/hookah/geniebottle (whatever) they sold earlier, I'm beginning to wonder if Amazon bought out WeBeDrugs.com and is clearing out some old stock.

maverickma


quality posts: 0 Private Messages maverickma

So if someone already has a huge beer belly, do they wear this on there back? Perhaps a little lower for a "ghetto beer booty"?