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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Fowl Actors!

Actors? Who are birds? Howwwwww wacccckkkkkyyyyy! Here's what we're looking for :

  • Matt Gamehen
  • Alan Owlda
  • Jennifer Lawrwrens


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Your turn! Post your best, and I'll choose my favorites next week.

The best from last time (Sweet Literature):

  1. the Great Kitkatsby (npopa13)
  2. Great Expeztations (goldilion)
  3. The Crunchback of Notre Dame (Barkwoot, reigning Champun)

 

barkwoot


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Crispin Plover

Kaley Cuckoo

lichme


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Jim Canary
Charlize Heron
Chris Hensworth
Woody Woodpecker Allen
Sandra Peacock

jimkillian


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Stephen Seagull
Alfred Peacock
Jessica Albatross
Blue Jay Leno
Ethan Hawk
Ostrichard Chamberlain
Mia Sparrow
Michael Ducklas
Alec Bald Eagle
HumMing-Na Bird
Jason Alexgander
Bobolink Newhart
Dennis Quail
Emu Philips
Janeane Garofowlo
Max Grodenchick
Robin Williams
Russel Crowe
Larry Stork
Whip-poor-will Smith
Whooping Crane Goldberg
Donald Trumpeter Swan
Egreta Garbo
Eflamingo Zimbalist, Jr.
Debra Winger
Christopher Plumer
Lena Hornbill
Kiwi Rogers
Rhea Perlman
Sean Penguin
Paris Stilton
Kirstie Owley
Jennifer Dove Hewitt
Swan Connery
Sean Canary
Leonard Nenemoy
PeaHenry Fonda
Roddy McDowl
Tina Terner
Ted Knightingale
Robin Wright-Penn

barkwoot


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Sir Ben Kingfishersly

Edie Falcon

Reese WitherSpoonbill

hot72chev


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Gregory Peck

Ricky Ricardinal

Walter Pigeon

juipse


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SHeron Stone

gideonfrost


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George Looney
Alfred Woodcock
Wesley Snipes
Martin Sheen

barkwoot


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SandPiper Perabo

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barkwoot wrote:SandPiper Perabo



Goose-cille Ball and Ducky Arnaz

dmt256


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Umm, I posted The Great KitKatsBy a full day before npopa13

juipse


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MACAWlay Culkin

barkwoot


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Magpie Smith

Liam Geesen

Goose Willis

Grackle Welch

James Macawvoy

Duck Van Dyke

James TuCaan

barkwoot


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RicarDoDo MontAudubon

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Laurence Finchburne
Renene Zellweger



Wife: Do you really need all this junk?
Me: At least I don't ask you if it makes me look fat.
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sexymexi52


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Osprey Winfrey
Edward James Owlmos

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Feather Flocklear
ALBERTross FINCHey
THRUSHell CROWe
Chick Molte-y
mOriole Hummingway
Beak Fledger
Wrenzel Washingull - wasn't he in The Pelican Brief???

eastcoastlonghorn


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Robin Nester
Ima Byrd
Jay Byrd
Cee Gull
Woodrow Pecker

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Owl Jolson
Duck Bill Murray
Emulio Estevez
Bustard Keaton
Billy Ray Psyduck
Pitta O'Toole
David Curassow

Waste
Of
Our
Time

Pamini


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Donald Pheasants
Bruce Tern
June Squab
Fred Pengwynn

Pamini


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Jack Blackbird

teddyteddy21


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I feel like this is rigged...

Jimmy Falcon
Justin Timberlark
Stephen Colbird
Ken Jayong
Dan Hawkmon
Heather Larklear
Jay-Z


12/10/2013

Pamini


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Sophia Lowren
Shrew Barrymore
Andre Bowerbird
Sonja Hennie
Merganser Freeman
Marlon Brandodo
Montgomery Cliff Swallow

dsmmrm


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dmt256 wrote:Umm, I posted The Great KitKatsBy a full day before npopa13



I believe this person is correct. He/she is owed recompense forthwith.

honorific


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Chicken Slater

honorific


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Placido Flamingo

(singer's close right?)

honorific


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Dodo Ma

honorific


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David Hasselhawk

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Panzy Garcia

Colin Farewell

Owen, Will's Son

Sylvester Stay-alone

50 Pence

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Sir Alec Guineas
Carrie Kingfisher

leonida100


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Walter Pidgeon
......an actor's real name

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Sophia LaWren

slotharson


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Phillip Seymour Hawk-man

Oriole Winter

Michelle Mona-hen

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McCauley Gull-kin

backspaced


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Bruce 'whooper' Willis

guitarart


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Osprey Bogart - so good in "The Maltese Falcon"
Josh Swalloway (from "Lost")

srees


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Zach Galápagos (Penguin) - c'mon, no one can ever pronounce his name right (Galifianakis).

'Kite'y Sa'Gull' (Sang 'Bird on the Wire', 'Sons of Anarchy' TV show)

From the movie, 'Bird on a Wire':
Mel G'Ibis'on
Goldie Hawk


Marilyn (Booby) Monroe
Austin (Imperial Shag) Powers

How can something be better than nothing if nothing is perfect?

I can haz badgez finally after 12 Bungled Original Communicator

omaney


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Lucy Loon

Mal Reynolds is my hero.

barkwoot


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James Gandolfinchini

Michael Jay Fox

Gwheneth Paltcrow

Christopher Plumer

Betty Bobwhite

Michael Parakeeton

Jennifer Teals

laurajill


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Penguineth Paltrow
Anne Hatchaway
Beneggdict Cumberhatch
Adam Sanderling
Falcoln McD`owl