Qwertyreturns wrote:
Mr. Star, why are you calling no1, Mr. Piss? Does he piss you off? Do you think he pisses on his computer while speaking to you? Have you met him in a bathroom unexpectedly?

he couldnt meet me in a bathroom. I only use private bathrooms, and I always lock the door. Sometimes I even put my foot on the door. Just in case.

Fanster wrote:

he couldnt meet me in a bathroom. I only use private bathrooms, and I always lock the door. Sometimes I even put my foot on the door. Just in case.

Did you get changed in high school in front of other kids when you had gym?

terrybatey wrote:
Did you get changed in high school in front of other kids when you had gym?

We've already established that he showers in swim trunks.

terrybatey wrote:
Did you get changed in high school in front of other kids when you had gym?

I was home schooled. I always changed in my room. I always locked the door. Sometimes I even put my foot on the door. Just in case.

Fanster wrote:

I was home schooled. I always changed in my room. I always locked the door. Sometimes I even put my foot on the door. Just in case.

Did you think someone in your home wanted to see you?

pooflady wrote:

Did you think someone in your home wanted to see you?

I always feel like
somebody's watching me.

Fanster wrote:

I always feel like
somebody's watching me.

Well, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean someone's not watching you.

Fanster wrote:

I always feel like
somebody's watching me.

Even after the medication?

pooflady wrote:


Well, just because you're paranoid doesn't mean someone's not watching you.

"I always feel that somebody's watchin' me, and I have no privacy. Is it just a dream? When I come home at night, I bolt the door real tight. People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid. Well, can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid?" -- Rockwell

gwp wrote:

"I always feel that somebody's watchin' me, and I have no privacy. Is it just a dream? When I come home at night, I bolt the door real tight. People call me on the phone I'm trying to avoid. Well, can the people on TV see me or am I just paranoid?" -- Rockwell

Fen, every morning.

Three from the bottom.
Time to..........


BUMP

dontwantaname wrote:

Wow, it took awhile to find this.

Where have you been qwerty?

It's your turn now, qwerty.

dontwantaname wrote:

Hi non qwerty. You just show up when qwerty gets mentioned?

Yes!
Come out, come out, wherever you are.

Qwertyreturns wrote:
Yes!
Come out, come out, wherever you are.

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dontwantaname wrote:

This is an emergency trip, not vacation! There is a huge difference.

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dontwantaname wrote:qwerty returns, if you are who people think you are, I might be able to visit for an hour or so.
So far I'm booked for Friday afternoon on the Ferry, but that has already changed once. Call or PM if you are who people thing you are and want a visit. Like I said only a few hours, cause you are a 6 hour drive home.

It says above that you are in Martha's Vineyard. You must drive fast to be able to get to CA then go home, within 6 hours.

dontwantaname wrote:

You are not the right person.

who the heck are you?

*checks in mirror* yes, I am still me
Whom did you think this was?

Qwertyreturns wrote:
*checks in mirror* yes, I am still me
Whom did you think this was?

Why did I think qwerty was in CO?

dontwantaname wrote:

Qwerty isn't qwertyreturns. That we know.

Oh, one of the enigmas. Not worth my time trying to figure it out.

dontwantaname wrote:

Qwerty isn't qwertyreturns. That we know.

Yes, dontwantaname is correct. I told everyone I wasn't Qwerty a long time ago. You say that you don't know me. What do you want to know? I am a male, 69 years old, retired police officer and I live in CA. Is that enough information?

Qwertyreturns wrote:
Yes, dontwantaname is correct. I told everyone I wasn't Qwerty a long time ago. You say that you don't know me. What do you want to know? I am a male, 69 years old, retired police officer and I live in CA. Is that enough information?

Hallelujah, somebody older than I am. I'm so glad to meet you.

pooflady wrote:

Hallelujah, somebody older than I am. I'm so glad to meet you.

Hello pooflady, age is only a number, my dear.

Qwertyreturns wrote:
Hi, age is only a number, my dear.

To be honest, it's more along the lines of someone who remembers the things I do. Cruzer was just talking on another thread and said, "Who remembers the '60s?" kind of sarcastically. I do, and quite well, thank you very much.

pooflady wrote:

To be honest, it's more along the lines of someone who remembers the things I do. Cruzer was just talking on another thread and said, "Who remembers the '60s?" kind of sarcastically. I do, and quite well, thank you very much.

I peek in on conversations from time to time. Never been quite sure when to join in. Seems that many around here are young bucks to this old geezer. I was actually much like Zilla in my hayday. The good one that pretends to be a bad guy. Have to take my wife to the doctors now. Bye

Qwertyreturns wrote:
I peek in on conversations from time to time. Never been quite sure when to join in. Seems that many around here are young bucks to this old geezer. I was actually much like Zilla in my hayday. The good one that pretends to be a bad guy. Have to take my wife to the doctors now. Bye

There's a lot of 50s around here. Not so many 40s. Quite a few 30s and 20s, I think. Pretty broad spectrum. And join in any time.

pooflady wrote:

Hallelujah, somebody older than I am. I'm so glad to meet you.

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this is funny. Old people who actually know how to use the internet

peglegwookie wrote:

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this is funny. Old people who actually know how to use the internet

That was kind of insulting.

Here's a surprise - my mother occasionally uses the Internet.

pooflady wrote:

That was kind of insulting.

Here's a surprise - my mother occasionally uses the Internet.

As does my grandmother.

JoeDeeDee wrote:

As does my grandmother.

They're probably near the same age. My mom's 84.

peglegwookie wrote:

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this is funny. Old people who actually know how to use the internet

pollywogwookie

pooflady wrote:

They're probably near the same age. My mom's 84.

Yeah, Grandma's 85. My mother in law is also online all the time; she's in her late 70s.