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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: TV Teams!

In honor of the big game coming up, we're looking for sports team TV shows. The teams don't have to be football teams; they can be any sport. The TV shows can be any genre. Here are few examples:

  • Walker, Texas Rangers
  • The Big Bengals Theory
  • Sacramento Kings of Queens

Hit me back with yours, and I'll hit you back with my favorites next week.

The best from last time (Bird Celebrities):

  1. Janeane Garofowlo (the great jimkillian)
  2. Charlize Heron (lichme)
  3. Laurence Finchburne (carl669)

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San Jose Sharks Tank

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Blue Jays Bloods
Undercover Bosston Red Sox
White Shadow Sox
CSI: NY Yankees
CSI: Miami Dolphins
NY Knicks at Night
Anaheim Ducks Dynasty
WKRP in Cincinnati Reds
Anaheim Charlie's Angels
TB Buccaneer Rogers in the 25th Century
Scarecrow and Mrs. LA Kings
$6M Manchester United
AresenAll in the Family
Mr. Dodgers Neighborhood
Everybody Loves TB Devil Raysmond
The West Red Wings
the Greatest American League Hero
Mission ImpossiBulls
Houston Astros Boy
Kimba the White Detroit Lions
Dr. Whoosiers
Las Vegas 51s Jump Street
Gentle Bengals
The BronCosby Show
Mapleberry Leafs RFD
Hot in Cleveland Browns
Nanny and the ProfessOregon Ducks
The Boston CelTicks
McHale's Navy
Lidville Hens

jon98gn


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M*A*S*H*ville Predators

Can we do college too?
Army Black Knight Riders
Hawaii 5-0 Rainbow Warriors (okay maybe not a pun)

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B.J. and the Chicago Bears

St. Louis Blues Bloods

House of Cardinals

Orange is the new Blackhawks

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Toronto Maple Leaf it to Beavers

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Detroit Red WINGS (Too easy?)
Detroit 1-8-7 Lions

Lost Angeles Clippers

Chicago Blacklisthawks
Chicago White Collar Sox

New York How I Mets Your Mother

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Hannibill (Buffalo)


Nemesis: Stryper2000 He stole my Big Ole Carrot

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Washington Wizards of Waverly Place

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Minnesota Twin Peaks

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The Oakland A's Team

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It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia Phillies

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Orange is the new Blackhawks (Chicago)
Breaking Bad News Bears (I had to throw that one in)

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SAINTS Elsewhere (too easy)

Friday Night LIONS


The VIKING Diaries

How I METS your MARLINS

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Remington Steelers

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Columbo Blue Jackets

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Everybody Loves "Rays"mond
3rd Rock from the Phoenix Suns
Legends of the Hidden Temple Owls

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Hill Street St. Louis Blues

Miami Dolphins Vice

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The Rockies and Bullswinkle Show

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The Big C-hawks

The Denver Bilkos

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Gilligan's Islanders

Punky Brewers

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Mork & Mindysota Vikings

My Mother, the Car(olina Panthers)

Land of the New York Giants

Magnum P.I.rates

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Sixers and the City
Saturday Night Lions

My wife woots too

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Atlanta Falcons Crest
Charlotte Sponge Bobcats
Baltimore That's So Ravens
Denver NugGetSmart
Dallas Pawn Stars
Carolina Hurri-Kane & Abel
Buffalo The Neighbors




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Blackhawks List
The Walking Reds
Jacksonville J.A.G.uars
BJ and Da Bears
The Pittsburgh Penguins of Madagascar
NCIS: LA Lakers

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Tampa Baywatch
Mr. Edmonton Oilers

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Kansas City WWE Monday Night RAW-yals

The Orlando Magic Hour

The Indiana Amazing Pace-rs

Winnipeg PD Blue Bombers

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barkwoot wrote:The Big C-hawks

The Denver Bilkos



Do infomercials count as TV Shows?

The Denver Ronco Infomercials

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Xena: Golden State Warrior Princess

Breaking Bad News Bears

Dancing With The Dallas Stars

In The HEAT Of The Night

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Saved By The Bills
Peter Pan and the Pittsburgh Pirates
Mighty Ducktales
The Ricki Lakers
Touched By A Los Angeles Angel

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Mad Menchester United
D.C. United States of Tara
California Storm Chasers
Orlando Magic City
Mi-Grammy Awards Heat
Pit-bossburgh Penguins
North Carolina Tar Soap Heels


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Philadelphia A's List
Toronto It's A Wraptors


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I hate to be pedantic, but just using the name of a city from a title doesn't constitute a pun. A pun is using a word in a different way than intended. (So "Undercover Bosston Red Sox" is a pun; "CSI: Miami Heat" is not.)

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pastorbill83 wrote:I hate to be pedantic, but just using the name of a city from a title doesn't constitute a pun. A pun is using a word in a different way than intended. (So "Undercover Bosston Red Sox" is a pun; "CSI: Miami Heat" is not.)



So you mean that the wootbot was wrong 2/3

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WootBot wrote:The Big Bengals Theory



No offense, but I hate this one because it reminds me of all the announcers that insist on pronouncing "Bengals" as "Bangles" (like the 80's girl band). And don't get me started on the Jacksonville "Jagwires".

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MilPunkee Brewsters

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Tri City American Idol (Jr. Hockey Team)
Phoenix Sunnie & Cher Comedy Hour
Washington State Cougar Town

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Chicago Scrubs

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Gilligan's NY Islanders
or
Gilligan's Islanders. Which ever you like better.

My wife woots too

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San Jose Shark Tank

Mighty Morphin Texas Rangers

Tennessee Mutant Ninja Titans

Golden State Warrior Girls

Dallas Cowboy Bebop

Breaking Wisconsin Badgers

Duke Blue's Devil Clues

New Orleans Saints Elsewhere