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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Edible Events From The Every-Four-Years Games!

Strange things are afoot in Sochi. A grand contest of sport! No, we can't say the name. But you know what we're talking about. And this week we're looking for edible events that might take place in the summer or winter version of said contest of sport. Examples:

  • ice gnocchi
  • fryathalon
  • archerry

Those are ours. Now give us yours and we'll pick our favorites next week.

The best from last time (TV Teams):

  1. New York How I Mets Your Mother (FrostByte)
  2. 3rd Rock from the Phoenix Suns (edubois1211)
  3. Xena: Golden State Warrior Princess (rdinter)

tjamil


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pears figure skating

Rice dancing

Slalomi

barkwoot


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Water Pollo

Marinarathon Sauce

Discouscous

100m Butterfly Porkchops

4 x 100m Vegetable Medley Relay

ekus


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Skilleton
Cross-Pantry Skimming

jimkillian


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Javelinguine
Chicken Breaststroke
Triple Sec Jump (does potable count?)
Badmintongue
Baby Backstroke Ribs
Onion Rings
Vegetable Tennis
Palmetto Horse
Fleur de sel Exercise
Brisketball
Baseboule
Ju-Jitsushi
Breadlift
Clean and Jerk Chicken
Broccoli Raabsled

barkwoot


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Peach Volleyball

Taefondue

Curryling

afanco


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Curling fries.
Luge-agna
Ski Dumpling
Pie-athlon

Waste
Of
Our
Time

guitarart


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TrampoLean Cuisine

guitarart


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Synchronized Chiving
Half & Half-pipe
Nonpareil-el Bars

cheeser


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Downhill Salmon

--
chown -R us ./base

goldilion


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Jave-nillin
Jack-in-the-boxing
Dressageiago, or Dressasiago


snorkpliskin


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Bicalphalon

Cross country skiing combined with making stir-fry in stylish aluminum pans.

barkwoot


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Cheese Curdles

Pie Jump

Coleslawlom

Badmutton

Judough

phileoca


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Those are the winners from last week? There were way better ones than those. Those aren't even punny. What do you have some kind of monkey named Mortimer picking favorites?

My wife woots too

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phileoca wrote:Those are the winners from last week? There were way better ones than those. Those aren't even punny. What do you have some kind of monkey named Mortimer picking favorites?



Zeusandhera


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Shot Pudding

goldilion


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Kumquatics
Thai-kwan-dough
Figbar skating

jennsky


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Aus Judo
Taekwondount
Slim Jim-nastics

bjsmethers


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Figure Steaking
100 Meter Mrs. Dash

gsek


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Corn on the Cob Sledding

Creme Fraichestyle snowboarding

barkwoot


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Yammer Throw

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shish ka-bobsled

DaraJ


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Spud skating
Ice Danishing
Bobsledding fro apples
and..........
Cheese Curling!

lauraeh


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Well, there's the Uruguayan rugby team...

Too soon? Not a pun?

Well, there's la croissant and hurling afterwards...

finselmom


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How about...Ice Pocky!

divalent2


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Pole-ish sausage vault.

Bouillabaisseball

johnnyicemaker


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Taekwondonut
Judonut
Judo Pudding (Bill Cosby's favorite)
Giant Slalomi
Slalomi (regular, not Giant)

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Nordic Cornbined