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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Literary Fashion!

Authors are known for being some of the best dressed people in the world. Okay, that's a lie. But they make for great fashion puns. Like:

  • Shirt Vonnegut
  • Cerpantes
  • Dorothy Parka

Now it's your turn. Post yours in the comments and I'll choose my faves next week.

The best from last time (The Edible Games):

  1. Shot Pudding (Zeusandhera)
  2. Javelinguine (the masterful jimkillian)
  3. Dressasiago (goldilion)

 

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Amy Tam
Roald Dalmatic
Mark Twaistcoat
Elizabeth Barrette Browning
Arthur C. Cloak
Jewels Verne
H. G. Wellies
Ernest HemingWayfarers
J. K. Cowling
Stan Lei
J. R. R. Tukein
BolO Henry
Upton MoccaSinclair
Frances Hodgson Hairnet
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Das Boots.
Dashiell Helmet.
Invisible Man-purse.
Moby Dickies.
Annabel Lee Jeans.
F. Ascot Fitzgerald.
Kate Chopin-stripes.
Textile of the d'Urbervilles.

...

The Lord of the Rings.

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J.K. Cowling

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T Shirt Eliot
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Hans Christian Underpants
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Frank Kaftan
Jeans Joyce
Chemise Heaney
...really trying hard to think of an author's name that sounds like brassiere or cummerbund :-))

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pkkahrs wrote:T ...really trying hard to think of an authors name that sounds like brassiere or cummerbund :-))



e. e. cummerbund?

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pkkahrs wrote:
...really trying hard to think of an author's name that sounds like brassiere or cummerbund :-))



Charlotte Brantë?

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James Dickie
Anita Sleeve

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John Cleats
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Cerpanties
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Ascot Fitzgerald

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Pisces218 wrote:Ascot Fitzgerald



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