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Poll: If you could ask a cat any one question, what would it be?
  • 36% - What are you even looking at when you stare into nothing? 463
  • 19.5% - Why can't you accept the democratic process is more valid than a monarchy? 251
  • 30.9% - Is there REALLY that much difference between the cat food you refuse to eat and the cat food you demand we give you? 397
  • 7.5% - Why do you always shed on the couch you don't match but not on the couch you DO match? 96
  • 6.1% - I will post my cat question in the comments because I do not see it here. 79
1286 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

ardubu


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So where is the 60% of people answer this poll saying they will ask the question here?
No wonder cats find us so dull!
That's why they stare off into space! They are thinking,
"Lord of Cats, get me the hell out of here!"

Ah, the hell with it.

torturegarden


quality posts: 4 Private Messages torturegarden

Why is the only word they will respond to 'treats'?

ardubu


quality posts: 8 Private Messages ardubu

So now it is 20%.
Thanks!
You have restored my faith in humanity!

Ah, the hell with it.

trek988


quality posts: 2 Private Messages trek988

Why do you come to me wanting attention, but bite me while I pet you?

Sarzanini


quality posts: 13 Private Messages Sarzanini

POTUSA said it best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D76d4a9rY4&feature=kp

soren216


quality posts: 3 Private Messages soren216

I ask my cat all these questions. It never seems to respond though...

manhandsha


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I would ignore a cat the same way they ignore humans. :p

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geotech1


quality posts: 0 Private Messages geotech1

I know that you hear me! What game are you playing when you pretend that you can't?

katiepooper


quality posts: 1 Private Messages katiepooper

Why do you scarf down your food like you're never going to eat again, then proceed to puke it up and meow at me for hours because you're hungry?!

swngkid714


quality posts: 0 Private Messages swngkid714

Why do you insist on waking me up to feed you when your food/treat thingee is right outside my bedroom door?

rywag


quality posts: 0 Private Messages rywag

My question would be: According to Keanu Reeves in Constantine, I should be able to travel into hell when I have my feet in this bucket of water and stare into your eyes, Why can't I? Is it because Keanu Lied in the movie, or are you not a cat that is in both worlds?

Z07


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Z07

Why don't you go out & play in the street?

FedEx SmartPost, because we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.

ariterry


quality posts: 1 Private Messages ariterry

Why are you such a pain in the butt?!?!?

richaemry


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Why are you so evil?

janniegunn


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How come no matter how much food/water I give you at 2AM you insist on waking me up at 5:30am?

DrHardcrab


quality posts: 0 Private Messages DrHardcrab

I LOVE cats! I just can't eat a whole one...

kmiller4


quality posts: 3 Private Messages kmiller4

"Have you been to London to see the queen?"

kehayman


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kehayman

Why do you torment me? You're so cute, but I am horribly allergic. :'(

PocketBrain


quality posts: 47 Private Messages PocketBrain

Seriously... nocturnal? That doesn't work with my schedule at all. Have you considered converting to diurnal?

bblhed


quality posts: 10 Private Messages bblhed

Where have you been for the last XXX days/weeks/months?

myfester


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trek988 wrote:Why do you come to me wanting attention, but bite me while I pet you?



HA! Yes...would LOVE to know the answer to that one.

myfester


quality posts: 4 Private Messages myfester

Why do you shoot around the house at high speeds after taking a dump?

rascul22


quality posts: 9 Private Messages rascul22

Why do you expose your tummy like you want to be pet, and then maul me when I try? And how many pets is too many pets before I get mauled?

gwal01


quality posts: 0 Private Messages gwal01

I would expect an answer but suspect my cat does not understand the question.

goddess8681


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Why is one litter box better than the other!?

lusluckylad


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What event requires you to suddenly need to be in another room in under one second?

jenthenewwooter


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Not sure why so many people dislike cats. They are great companions. My question would be, "Who do love most out of your four sisters?"

cindyscrazy


quality posts: 3 Private Messages cindyscrazy

Why do you want to be draped over my right shoulder as often as possible? Especially when I"m trying to use the toilet!?

"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it"--from a T-shirt

https://www.etsy.com/shop/cindyscrazyknits?ref=si_shop

stephwak


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You've lived in my house for 3 years now. Why do you insist on waking me up EVERY DAY at 3AM to accompany you to the food bowl?

necklefreck


quality posts: 0 Private Messages necklefreck

How can you be so fancy yet still lick and sniff your own and other cat a$$? HOW???!!!

Dilettante.

angusmacdoodles


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Purring.... tell me all about the purring. Is it voluntary? Can you turn it on and off at will, or is it a reflex and just sort of happens? Is it nice like a freaky internal massage, or does it just rattle your brain around? (yeah, that's not really one question, but one very important subject that I've needed to ask about for years!)

alexasnows


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Do you really like to play with the strings I dangle? Or you just can't help it?

Sometimes when I meow at my cat a certain way, he comes over and is very affectionate.

nwgray


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lusluckylad wrote:What event requires you to suddenly need to be in another room in under one second?



THIS ^^

bibliophilesquirrel


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If I only had one question, it'd be, "WHY do you pull poop out of your litter box to play with when you have 20 other actual toys?"

If I had two questions, I would also ask, "If you know you're not supposed to be on the kitchen counter, why do you still do it?"

Harui


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katiepooper wrote:Why do you scarf down your food like you're never going to eat again, then proceed to puke it up and meow at me for hours because you're hungry?!




Very much, this. My cat was horrible about this.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~Albert Einstein

HonestErnest


quality posts: 1 Private Messages HonestErnest

What is it about packages sitting on the counter that compels you to sit on them?

moles1138


quality posts: 27 Private Messages moles1138

Why must you walk just outside the invisible fence and sit where the dogs can see you?

Move along. Nothing to see here.

wvmtneer


quality posts: 0 Private Messages wvmtneer

Do you understand anything that I say to you or the dog?

deadeye37


quality posts: 3 Private Messages deadeye37

How do you like it when I put tape on all your paws? How do you like it when I pick you up and spin you hard & fast for 30 seconds and let you go? How do you like it when I wrap your body in an ace bandage and watch you go stiff as a board?

Well, that's how I feel every time you hop on my lap purring and then attack my face.