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Poll: What's the best ketchup-to-waffle-fry ratio?
  • 30.3% - All fry, no ketchup. 541
  • 0.9% - All ketchup, no fry. 16
  • 6.8% - Half fry, half ketchup. 121
  • 54.3% - Approximately 2/3 fry to 1/3 ketchup. 969
  • 4.8% - Approximately 1/3 fry to 2/3 ketchup. 85
  • 2.9% - A far more specific ketchup-to-fry ratio I'll tell you about in the comments. 52
1784 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

conculcate


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Dijon mustard, pls.

vladistov


quality posts: 51 Private Messages vladistov

Frytism by full immersion.

seekayeff


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I like gravy and cheese on my waffle fries

dgodo


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The Waffle Fry reins supreme for holding / carrier ketchup, followed by krinkle cut. I tell me friends "the fry is the carrier, it's all about holding product".
They seem to think its funny.

xialkhan


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No ketchup; insert spicy mustard (Philippe's). 1/3 mustard, 2/3 fry.

bpfordte


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50-50 Waffle fry and Chick-fil-A sauce.

boomn4x4


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No Ketchup...all cider vinegar.

When what to my wondering eyes should appear, but a bucket of wings and a six pack of beer!

ThunderThighs


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I don't like waffle fries.



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katincali


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Waffle fries only go with seasoned sour cream!

PocketBrain


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2/3 fry, but mix that ketchup with a little mayo, mustard, and whatever drips out of that burger you're eating them with!

olperfesser


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Sweet potato fries 90%, ghost pepper ketchup 10%. (Only thing I like at Red Robin)

HomerTime


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The real question is: What is the appropriate way to apply the ketchup to the fries?

- Drizzle the ketchup over the pile of fries
- Put the ketchup in a puddle next to the fries and dip them as you go

(Option 2 is the correct answer)

sunnyx0r


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No ketchup, all malt vinegar.

McGuffy


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1.61803398875 fry to ketchup.

"There are 2 types of people in the world: Those can extrapolate from incomplete data."

revoluciano


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90% fry, 10%ketchup.
Just enough for flavor.

jbrandtner


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Mix the ketchup 50/50 with mayo then dip at about 2/3 waffle fry to 1/3 ketchup/mayo mix.

jtmacc99


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Worse scenario:

1. Bringing in your burgers from the grill, pulling your fries out of the oven or fryer, going to refrigerator and discovering you are out of ketchup, or

2. Brewing the pot of coffee, listening to it percolate, smelling the morning air fill with the smell of the coffee, pouring a cup, and then going to the refrigerator and discovering you are out of the milk/cream you usually put in it.

Does the answer change if you are currently nursing a hangover?

gingertalls


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ThunderThighs wrote:I don't like waffle fries.



me either...they are the worst!

elsupreme


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bpfordte wrote:50-50 Waffle fry and Chick-fil-A sauce.



Exactly! Waffle fries deserve Chic-Fil-A sauce, not crappy catchup.

elsupreme


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jtmacc99 wrote:Worse scenario:

1. Bringing in your burgers from the grill, pulling your fries out of the oven or fryer, going to refrigerator and discovering you are out of ketchup, or

2. Brewing the pot of coffee, listening to it percolate, smelling the morning air fill with the smell of the coffee, pouring a cup, and then going to the refrigerator and discovering you are out of the milk/cream you usually put in it.

Does the answer change if you are currently nursing a hangover?



I eat my fries sans-ketchup. I drink my coffee sans-sugar, and sans-cream. So both scenarios sound great to me.

jbraunonline


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katincali wrote:Waffle fries only go with seasoned sour cream!




What this guy/gal said...

...on side note, why cant I find seasoned sour cream pre-made ANYWHERE?!?! No grocery stores sell it and they should.

zlot


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Fries, waffle, curly, or regular are basically a ketchup delivery system - I conservatively voted 1/3 fry, 2/3 ketchup.....

defdc


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BBQ Sauce and/or A1 are the supreme condiments. Malt Vinegar is also delicious. Ketchup is like vanilla ice cream. It's good, but just about everything else is better...

wellIamJake


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Real ketchup, 25ish%. The logbook that most everyone eats they call ketchup, 0%. Woot autocorrected my so called naughty word to logbook. It starts with an s, is followed by an h, and I, and finished with a t.

Jake

deadeye37


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Depends on how much salt is on that fry. If the fry is properly seasoned, then little to no ketchup. If hardly any seasoning, 1/3-1/2 of the fry needs to be covered in ketchup.

However, that all goes out the window if there is chili & cheese available

Tamshin


quality posts: 2 Private Messages Tamshin

A waffle dry is almost a potato chip. Treat them accordingly. Seasoned sour cream, as others have mentioned.

I would never dip a ruffles into ketchup. That's disgusting.

mdrunk


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Ketchup is gross. 1/3 Mayo

marked141


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So all the random non ketchup people vote all fry as it's a fry, ketchup question.

And since there are two sets of ridges (top perpendicular to bottom) and I apply ketchup directly from the packages into the valleys on one side, roughly 40% ketchup to 60% fry. If I did the math right...

spacemart


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McGuffy wrote:1.61803398875 fry to ketchup.



this is perfect if the fries are golden