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You guys, I have an addiction. I'm addicted to puns. I need them. I can't get enough of them. I HUNGER FOR THEM. That's why I've set up this weekly blog feature: so you guys can feed my addiction. Every week, I'll name the topic, give you some examples, and then you'll pun away in the comments, on Facebook, or on Twitter. I'll choose the best ones and post them here next week. Sound good? Good! Let's do it!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Best Picture Cereals!

It's almost time for the big movie awards show. So we're looking for Best Picture cereal puns. (Doesn't have to be a movie that won; can just be a nominee.) Here are some examples:

  • No Country For Oat Bran
  • Apple Jacques-Yves Cousteau's World Without Sun
  • Of Muesli And Men

Your turn! Post in the comments and I'll choose my favorites next week!

The best from last time (Cartoon Condiments):

  1. A-1-der Woman (from Zeusandhera)
  2. Ani-mayo-nacs (from lichee)
  3. Chipotle and Dale(from goldilion)

 

conanthelibrarian


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Captain (Phillips) Crunch
Frost(ed) Flakes/Nixon
Little Miss Honey Sunshine
Count Chocolat
The (Fruity) Sand Pebbles


jimkillian


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Cimarron Toast Crunch
The Best Years of Our Life
All Bran About Eve
The Bridge on the Special K
Rasin Man
The Grape Nuts of Wrath
The Guns of Nut 'n Honey

jsliese


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Midnight Chexpress
One Flew over the Cocoa Puffs
On Golden Grahams

renatuslives


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Captain Crunch's Courageous

runadi


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The Shredded Whedemption
Saving Puffed Rice

4/22/2014 - Zande ki Graddakh
9/19/2012 - RBHSFRRNLTIBCSWVITPBNTOPHSSRBRAARRCP
4/1/2011 - Random Crap - Level 7
3/9/2011 - Bandolier of Carrots
12/1/2010 - Random Crap
8/20/2010 - Random Crap
6/24/2010 - Random Crap
5/26/2010 - Random Crap
3/26/2010 - Random Crap
9/24/2008 - Random Crap

jsh139


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The Sound of Mueslix
One Flew Over the Cocoa's Nest

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tjamil


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On Golden Grahams

The Life Stuff

Schindler's Trix (or Kix)

Go Lean and Good Luck

12 years a Krave


gideonfrost


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Cheerios of Fire
The French Toast Crunch Connection
The LIFE of Emile Zola
No Count Chocula for Old Men
BraveHeart to Heart
The Sound of Muesli
The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Vitamin

leebeemi


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Lord of the Rings: Return of the King Vitamin
Schindler's Quisp
Mrs. Mini-Wheats
From Here to Frankenberry
Bridge on the River Kashi

guitarart


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Charioats of Fire
Cabaret Berry Kix
Fiber One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

fatboyjoe


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Citizen Kream of Wheat
The Malt-o-meal falcon
Dances with Wheaties
Master and Cap'n: The crunchy side of the world.

Razup


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Good Night, and Good Lucky Charms
The Cheerios Case of Benjamin Button

goldilion


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For Whom The Bell Totals
A Farewell To Lucky ChArms
GladiatOreo O's
Pulp Kixtion

jdabsher


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Kashiblanca

Razup


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The Kix are All Right

shawniscoolerthanyou


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Children of the Corn Pops;
Kashi Good Friends With Benefits;
Fruit Looper;
Apple Jack Reacher;
Total RaisinCall;

Sorry if any of these suck.

bijoudog


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Puffins Wings
The Silence of the Raisin Bran
Cheerios of Fire

phileoca


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Four weddings and an oatmeal.
Apple Jacka$$

My wife woots too

wildaboutmn


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Trix-i Driver
Norma Rae-sin Bran
The Defiant Fiber Ones
JFSpecialK
A Midsummer Night's Cream of Wheat
All the King's Vita-men
King Vitamin's Mines

guitarart


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As Good As It Chex
The Pebbles of St. Mary's
Born on the Basic Fourth of July
Nutri GRain Man

SCranmer


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Guess Who's Coming to Breakfast
M*U*S*H
Doctor Zhivag-Oh's
The Wizard of Oh's
It's a Wonderful Life
The French Toast Crunch Connection
Quisp Encounters of the Third Kind
Muesli on the Bounty
Puff Fiction
Citizen Krave

barkwoot


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One Flutie Flakes Over the Cuckoo's Nest

mcbeagles


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Mary CornPoppins

mcbeagles


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Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs

goldilion


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The Porridge on the River Kwai

johnnyicemaker


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I know, most are not cereal specific but had to contribute these anyway. The Puns were flowing.

Yankee Strudel Dandy (1942)
Seabiscuit and Gravy (2003)
Zorba the Greek Yogurt (1964)
Croissant Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)
Bagel (Babel 2006)
Chocolat Cheerios or Chex or Lucky Charms (2000)

Not best picture nominees, but were nominated for other Oscar categories.
Frozen Toaster Waffles (2014 Best Animated Feature)
Young Frankenberry (1975 Best Sound and Adapted Screenplay)

phileoca


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My wife though of these:

What's eating gilbert grapenuts
Just for Kix

My wife woots too

moviewatcher


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Good Night and Good Lucky Charms
Quisp Show
The Diary of Anne Frankenberry
The Malt-O-Meal Falcon

barkwoot


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WhEaTies The Extra-Terrecereal

(it is the breakfast of Champuns...)

Hankshanker


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Honey, I Shrunk the Bunches of Oats

Hankshanker


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Monty Python and the Holy Gruel

almeister


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Count Choculat
Planet of the Grape Nuts
Cheerios of Fire
Good Night & Good Lucky Charms
Frosty Flakes/Nixon

SQUITODEATHPILLS


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Frozen Bran

General Millips

Psylliumena

Product 19 Years A Slave