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This year's wacky bracket challenge, March Gladness, is HERE! Every day, in our write-up space, you'll be able to vote for all the stuff that makes you happy! From now until March 31st, we're bringing a little joy to the cold-hearted internet.

Click here for the full UPDATED bracket, or check out this old-school analog list:

TANGIBLES CONFERENCE

ANIMATE REGION: 
1. Puppies
2. A purring cat
3. Bunnies
4. Jennifer Lawrence
5. Just hatched turtles
6. Penguins
7. Ryan Gosling
8. The guy who does the voice for movie previews
9.  Maggie Smith 
10. Butterflies
11. Ponies 
12. Piglets
13. A good waiter
14. Living statues 
15. 80s hair bands
16. Nice person on the bus/street 

INANIMATE REGION:
1. Ice cream
2. Your favorite book
3. Chocolate
4. Tacos 
5. My Smart phone
6. Money you found on the street
7. Grilled cheese and tomato soup
8. Beer at a baseball game
9. Wild blackberries
10. An orange that peels easily
11. New pair of shoes
12. Flowers
13. Clean socks
14. Pita chips and hummus
15. A super deep comfy couch
16. Perfectly skippable rocks at the water's edge

INTANGIBLES CONFERENCE

PLEASURES REGION:
1. 3 green lights in a row
2. Post-exercise high
3. Dancing
4. Sex
5. 10+ hours of sleep
6. Smell of a babies head
7. Smell of fresh cut grass
8. Drum solos
9. Likes/Favorites/Retweets
10. Completing home maintenance projects on your own
11. Thinking it's Monday/realizing it's Sunday
12. Boobs
13. Order gets messed up, resulting in free food
14. College basketball
15. Reaching the free replay score at pinball
16. An authentic Irish accent

GUILTY PLEASURES REGION:
1. Seeing crazy driver pulled over
2. Idiot friend's political Facebook status torn apart
3. That perfect fart/poop
4. Annoying grammar cop makes grammar mistake
5. People falling
6. Youtube arguments
7. Corrupt politician goes to jail
8. The hot jerk from high school who didn't age well
9. Old people struggling with technology
10. Line cutter forced to the back
11. People who fall for fake news articles
12. Popping a juicy zit
13. Bitcoin crash
14. Public figure's dumb deleted Tweet is screen captured
15. Getting snowed in
16. Awful Bleacher Report slideshows

Get psyched! Get happy! And get voting, right here, right NOW!



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gti87


quality posts: 6 Private Messages gti87

Alright I voted, and that made me glad. HEY, its working!!!!



shortman


quality posts: 57 Private Messages shortman

Doing surveys about glad don't make me glad. I'm a party pooper.

FrostByte


quality posts: 14 Private Messages FrostByte
gti87 wrote:Alright I voted, and that made me glad. HEY, its working!!!!



+1

draigun


quality posts: 23 Private Messages draigun

This feels like a giant game of Apples to Apples.

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 22 Private Messages daveinwarshington

Whew! This is gonna be a tough one!!!!!
I'm betting the farm on...
PUPPIES!!!!!
Go PUPPIES!!!!
VOTE and CHEER for PUPPIES!!!!!

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 22 Private Messages daveinwarshington

Please.....
woof.....
Please don't vote against us.....
woof...woof....
We love you.....

woof....
I'm not trying to sway any votes.

theco2


quality posts: 75 Private Messages theco2

Boobs are very underrated.

GO BOOBS!



daveinwarshington


quality posts: 22 Private Messages daveinwarshington


TIME OUT!
Hmmmm........
How come BOOBS wasn't on my list?
I really like puppies, but... those other puppies are nice too...
I think it's gonna be a very close championship.

daveinwarshington


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Here, ya have both.

ROGETRAY


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daveinwarshington wrote:
TIME OUT!
Hmmmm........
How come BOOBS wasn't on my list?
I really like puppies, but... those other puppies are nice too...
I think it's gonna be a very close championship.





WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 22 Private Messages daveinwarshington

PUPPIES!
Come on, we PRO-PUPPY people can WIN!

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 22 Private Messages daveinwarshington

Puppies!
Vote Puppies, go back and VOTE again!
Cheat! It's OK. It's for the Puppies!

shortman


quality posts: 57 Private Messages shortman

I voted for puppies twice in the first round. Is that cheating? Will my votes be thrown out? Can I vote for easily peeled oranges many times?

sirgeb27


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So when do we get the results of the Animate bracket? We threw together an internal March Gladness office pool and people will want to know how they did yesterday.

FrostByte


quality posts: 14 Private Messages FrostByte

Inanimate Region is pretty strong. That 1-16 matchup was tough! Against almost any other seed, 16 could have pulled it off for me!

Also... boobs are good too, but that's for tomorrow, right?

mlorenzana


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mlorenzana

Who seeded dancing as a three and sex as a four? That's just cray.

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 22 Private Messages daveinwarshington

Voted the Inanimate region.
So... Is there beer with those perfect skipping stones?
I just can't resist skipping stones (while enjoying a great beer)!
VOTE SKIPPING STONES (and Puppies)!!!
Do not skip stones towards any puppies! Ever!

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 22 Private Messages daveinwarshington
shortman wrote:I voted for puppies twice in the first round. Is that cheating? Will my votes be thrown out? Can I vote for easily peeled oranges many times?



Yes. Vote puppies as many times as possible.
You can't vote oranges again, because skipping stones is the better choice.

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 22 Private Messages daveinwarshington
mlorenzana wrote:Who seeded dancing as a three and sex as a four? That's just cray.



They are seeded correctly.
1. 3 green lights in a row
2. Post-exercise high
3. Dancing
4. Sex
5. 10+ hours of sleep
6. Smell of a babies head
You run through lights, to get home and do 5 push-ups. You call your friend, to go dancing, resulting in going to their house and sex. You fall asleep. This all may result in smelling babies.

conanthelibrarian


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Pita chips and hummus for the win!!!

FrostByte


quality posts: 14 Private Messages FrostByte

Boobs or sex... which will win the region?!

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 22 Private Messages daveinwarshington

Well, I'm voting in the 'Pleasures' region. It's a tough, tough choice.

manhandsha


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FrostByte wrote:Boobs or sex... which will win the region?!



That's been the topic of some debate; we're interested to see how things pan out.

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theco2


quality posts: 75 Private Messages theco2

VOTE FOR "I.diot friend's political Facebook status torn apart!"

It's a great feeling!

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 22 Private Messages daveinwarshington

I voted in the 'Guilty pleasures' region.
I don't see a huge favorite here.
It's got no PUPPIES.
No BOOBS.
No PERFECT SKIPPING STONES.
Hmmm....
It's doomed.

sirgeb27


quality posts: 1 Private Messages sirgeb27

How the heck did Wild Blackberries beat out Beer at a ballgame? That's a definite bracket buster there!

baggles


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daveinwarshington wrote:Please.....
woof.....
Please don't vote against us.....
woof...woof....
We love you.....

woof....
I'm not trying to sway any votes.



Those puppies... We wants it! My Precious!

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 22 Private Messages daveinwarshington
sirgeb27 wrote:How the heck did Wild Blackberries beat out Beer at a ballgame? That's a definite bracket buster there!



Yeah. I'm afraid that game was rigged. Beer would win EVERY time.

sirgeb27


quality posts: 1 Private Messages sirgeb27
daveinwarshington wrote:Yeah. I'm afraid that game was rigged. Beer would win EVERY time.



Literally everyone got that one wrong in our pool. That was the only winner on the left side that was not picked by at least SOMEONE.

BrendanBennett


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daveinwarshington wrote:Yeah. I'm afraid that game was rigged. Beer would win EVERY time.



Beers at ballgames are notoriously overpriced, aren't they?

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 22 Private Messages daveinwarshington
BrendanBennett wrote:Beers at ballgames are notoriously overpriced, aren't they?



At professional ballgames, they are overpriced. It's still better than blackberries. I'm chopping and pulling wild blackberry vines lately, not a big fan of blackberries right now.
Any other ballgame should have cheaper or bring-your-own beer.

sdkammer


quality posts: 30 Private Messages sdkammer

I would say that SEX is a shoe-in to win it all...except...I think a lot of WOOT!ers aren't familiar with it...

Probably have to go with Puppies then...

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 22 Private Messages daveinwarshington
sdkammer wrote:I would say that SEX is a shoe-in to win it all...except...I think a lot of WOOT!ers aren't familiar with it...

Probably have to go with Puppies then...



I wouldn't be so sure...
Sex is occasional...
Boobs, are ALL THE TIME and EVERYWHERE!

I'm predicting... Puppies - Boobs for the finals.

theco2


quality posts: 75 Private Messages theco2
daveinwarshington wrote:I wouldn't be so sure...
Sex is occasional...
Boobs, are ALL THE TIME and EVERYWHERE!

I'm predicting... Puppies - Boobs for the finals.

Boobs always make me happy, but so do puppies. I'm going to have to go with Boobs, if it comes down to it.

GO BOOBS!

dawn313337


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dawn313337

There is no Done button today.

natedogg828


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clicked on link for updated bracket and still get the initial bracket. bad link or bad user (me)?

126 Woots to date across all sites (now Woot! says I am better than everyone else) including 7 Bags of Crap...snagged a Big ol' Crybaby (#6) to secure my black square!
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ThunderThighs


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dawn313337 wrote:There is no Done button today.


It scrolled off a bit. To the right of the survey, you'll see a scroll bar. Scroll it down and you should see the DONE button.



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I think "Reading Woot Comments" should be a category! They always make me laugh! And, I'm the grammar police......sorry, I can't help myself.

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dawn313337


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dawn313337
ThunderThighs wrote:It scrolled off a bit. To the right of the survey, you'll see a scroll bar. Scroll it down and you should see the DONE button.



Easy to spot on a windows box, but not evident on my Mac. Thanks for the advice!