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Help me feed my pun addiction! Check out what we're looking for and post your own puns in the comments!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Disgusting Beautiful People

I had to take a little break from punning to do March Gladness, but I'm back, baby! And I'm looking for nasty beautiful people puns. Check out these examples:

  • Natalie Wartman
  • Frank Snotra
  • Rashley Judd
     

Put yours in the comments and I'll pick my favorites next week. (Because of how long I've been away, I'm just starting fresh. No winners from last time. Sorry guys.)

sellbuyer92


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George chunky


Nemesis: Stryper2000 He stole my Big Ole Carrot

lichme


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John Trevolting
Puke Evans
Leonardo Decappitated
Brad Pittstains
Clint Yeastwood
Arnold Wartsaplenty
Steve Fartin
Gary Pooper
Nicole Skidman
Liam Peeson (You)
Elizabeth Stanks
Miley Virus

FrostByte


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Alessandra Ampusio
Mincongeal Kelly
Kate Badbreathinsale

Charter Member (0002314) - Friend of the Official Crappraiser Get your Official Crappraisal today.

woot 56 wine 5 shirt 35 sellout 12 kids 27 hh 2 moofi 3 home 7 sport 6
electronics 3 pop 4 tools 2 a&w 4 computers 0 total 166

bradw0509


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Peggy Phlegm

bsmith1


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Mila Anus
Rashton Kutcher

robsachs


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Jessica AssStain
Kim Karrashian
Gary Pusey

Pamini


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Colon Firth
Tom Hankies

jwlynn64


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Julia Biles
Martin Scorfeces

Pamini


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Halle-tosis Berry
Elizardbreath Taylor
Brad Pit Toilet
Slime Stallone
Mucus Patrick
Liver Tyler
Oliveria Wilde
L-ooze-y Liu
Alicia Keyester

barkwoot


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I've used this one before...

UpChuck Norris

barkwoot


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Halletosis Berry

Humphrey Boogert

Brad sPitt

dukeofwulf


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Jenna Elephant-man (Elfman. She's famous, right?)

Felicia Dank
Conan O'Briny
Lebron Shames
Ryan Loch-ness
Michael Felch

Chris "Handsome" (sarcasm counts, right?)

goldilion


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Judi Stench
Caries Grant
Retch Harrison
Angelina Joleech
Diarrhianna
Scabrielle Union

dtungsten


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Molly Ringworm

trippler


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Puke Wilson

Long Live the Woot-OFF!

kakabooey


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Fart Garfunkel
William Shartner
Chris Fartin
Vile Kilmer
Shia Lapoop
Wilmer Farterama
Vladimir Putrid
Anderson Pooper
Joan Livers
Dolly Farton
Rachel Bile-son
Sore-ena Williams
Joe Pisscopo


Can CS help me out with my order? Thanks

jimkillian


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Gorge Clooney
Raquel Belch
Cindy Crawfish
Brad Armpit
Oddity Heartburn
Scatale Portman
Peeoncé
Spewma Thurman
Chris Phlegmsworth
Reflux Harrison

GodfatherND


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Jason Tool

conanthelibrarian


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Audrey HeatBurn

branden52


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Audrey HepC

Phallic Baldwin

Sandra Bullocks

Anthony Slopkins

Goblindsay Lohan

moviewatcher


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Lady Caca
Christy Stinkley

bsmith1


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dukeofwulf wrote:
Chris "Handsome" (sarcasm counts, right?)



Ah, no. Why don't you have a seat? Have a seat over there.

Pamini


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Reeky Ricardo.

seitzmanp


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Smegma Ryan

seitzmanp


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Peter O'Stool
Lynnard Skinturd
Burp Reynolds

seitzmanp


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Pusell Crowe

seitzmanp


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Twat Williams
Colon Firth

seitzmanp


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Maximillion Smell

giixx


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Drew Scarymore
Keira Unsightly
Ralph Blotchio
Julia Sloberts

Keith Richards

seitzmanp


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Smelly Winters

Pamini


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Christina Reeky

barkwoot


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Tom Crooze

HEwww! Jackman

Barf Refaeli



barkwoot


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Swill.i.am

spitfiresnc


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George Colony
Ewwma Watson


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First Lady Michelle Ovomit
Maggot Gyllenhall
Alyecchhs Rodriguez
Channing Tate-scum
Duchess Kate Spittleton
Simon Plague