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Help me feed my pun addiction! Check out what we're looking for and post your own puns in the comments!

THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Poets you can eat!

It's poetry month, so let's do some poet puns! We're looking for poets you could eat. Check out these examples:

  • Poblano Neruda
  • Lord Alfred Venison
  • William Curdsworth
     

Put yours in the comments and I'll pick my favorites next week.

The Best from Last Week (Disgusting Beautiful People)

  • Spewma Thurman (from the legendary Jimkillian)
  • Puke Wilson (from trippler)
  • Mila Anus (from the shameless bsmith1)
     

lichme


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Needz to update: THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Disgusting Beautiful People

FrostByte


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Maya Angelfoodcakeou

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Maya Angelfoodcake
Louisa May Apricot
Artichoke Heart Crane
Sharkfin Crane
Emily Venison
T. S. Eeliot
Robert Frosted Flakes
Allen Ginsengberg
Edna St. Vincent Filet
Ezra Poundcake
Carl Sandwich
Saralee Teacakesdale

stradni


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Edgar Allen Po' Boy

barkwoot


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Walt Whitman Sampler

Oscar Wilde Rice

Emily Spotted Dickinson

Elizabeth Barrett Brownie

Ralphalfa Waldo Emerson

jimkillian


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William Shakespearmint
e.e. cumin
Mayo Angelou
Ezra Poundcake
Francis Bacon (he had to write a poem at some point)
Mother Gooseberry
Samuel ColeSlawridge
William Butler Beets
Percy Bisque Shelley
Dillan Thomas
Dr. Swiss (Geisel)
Thomas Gravy
Nipsey Mussel[//b]
Carl Sand[b]burger

fredramsey


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Francis Bacon
Edgar Allen Pie
John Beets
Mary Jelly

barkwoot


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William Shakespear

Francis Scott Key Lime Pie

James Juice

Rudyard Kiplinguine

Lord Bison

Percy Bisque Shelley

Ogden Nashed Potatoes

OreO. Henry

Henry Mrs. Buttersworth Longfellow

Jack Carrotac

Sylveal Plath

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lichme wrote:Needz to update: THIS WEEK'S EPISODE: Disgusting Beautiful People



Fixed, just 4 u <3


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Edgar Allan Dough
Carl Sandburgwich

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Sylvia Platter
Gwendolyn Brook Trout
Shellfish Silverstein
Dylan Thomas's English Muffins
Phillis Cream of Wheatley
e. e. crumbings

Pamini


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Jack Kerouacky mac
Alan Ginsburger, on a beat poet roll!

Pamini


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Langostino Hughes
Boris Repasternak

Zeusandhera


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Lewis Californiaroll with his masterpiece "Jabbersaki"!

thumperchick


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rgoldhoff


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Maya Angelfoodcake
Conrad Baicken
Ai Oli
Richard Brautiganwurst

GodfatherND


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Lord George Cordon Bleu Byron

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John Well-Donne

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Scrod McKuen
Nikki Chobani
William Steak-and-beer
Maya Tangelo
Bertolt Brecht-fast
May-Anais Nin
Ogden Ganache




DJIce


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Papaya Angelou

Woot ownz my walletz

GodfatherND


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William Cake
Salt Whitman
Dr. Stews
Lewis Carrott
Elizabeth Barrett Brownie
Emileek Bronte
Geoffrey Saucer
George Elly Hot Sauce
Thomas Hardtack
Robert Herricotta
Uncle Ben’s Jonson
Chicken A-La-Kingsley
John Milleton
Alexander Poppyseed
Percy Bysshe Taco Shells
Dylan Tomatoes
J. R. R. Polk Salad
Lord Alfred Penneson

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Maya Angelhairlou
A1 (actual name is Ai)
A.R. Salmmons
John Ashberry
Jane Sauceten
Louisa May Apricott
Robert Browngravy
Anne Briskete
Robert Fry
Robert Frosty
Jorie Graham Cracker
C.S. Brewis
Edgar Allan Pie
Anne Sugarton
J.R.R. Tollhouse
Walt Whippingman
Oscar Meyer Wilde
william Butler Yams


Nemesis: Stryper2000 He stole my Big Ole Carrot

jcaine


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Edgar Allan PoBoy

ericoppe


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Jack Carrotwack

Podsixia


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Percy Shellfish Dish

pjruiz


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My refreshing suggestion:

Shakespearmint

ahauntingmelody


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My soupy input:

Edgar Allen Pho

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Oysters on the half Shel Silverstein
Shish-ka-Bob Dylan
Robert Frosted Flakes
Malt Whitman
Charles Baud-eclaire

dtmiii


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Elizabeth Barrett Brownie

bsmith1


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Laura Duncan Donuts
Everything about Laura is poetic. The sticky sweetness of her words is enough to give you a toothache.

Sean "Samuel" Adams
Best enjoyed among good company; Sean's writings are refreshing and always go down smooth.

cstough1


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Maple Logfellow

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bsmith1 wrote:Laura Duncan Donuts
Everything about Laura is poetic. The sticky sweetness of her words is enough to give you a toothache.

Sean "Samuel" Adams
Best enjoyed among good company; Sean's writings are refreshing and always go down smooth.



If you're trying to flatter your way into a win... IT'S WORKING!!!

barkwoot


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dseanadams wrote:If you're trying to flatter your way into a win... IT'S WORKING!!!



In that case...

I've always felt that Tito Rasmussen's works are like visual poetry.

I guess that's not a pun though. Tostitos Rasmussen?

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dseanadams wrote:If you're trying to flatter your way into a win... IT'S WORKING!!!




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John Lemmon/Paul Alacartney

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Edgar Allen Pie

Punkxnight


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Pearcy Bysshe Shelley
William Swordfishworth
Christopher Merlot
Juice Kilmer
Delmira Crostini
Phillis Wheaties

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stradni wrote:Edgar Allen Po' Boy



Edgar Allen Dough

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Robert Frosty
William Shakes-n-Beer
Malt Wheatman
Ezra Poundcake
Shel Slivercheese