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In a series of “Debunker” columns from a few years back, Ken Jennings shattered a few beloved myths about the presidency—Abraham Lincoln didn’t write the Gettysburg Address on an envelope, JFK didn’t kill the hat. So why take on four more White House whitewashes this month? It’s a matter of some urgency: Ken has a fun new book out this month about such matters. So get ready to whistle along to “Fail to the Chief” as KJ blows up everything you thought you knew about the leader of the free world.

The Debunker: Did George Washington Chop Down a Cherry Tree?

It’s the most morally edifying story from American history involving a hatchet. (Distant second place: Lizzie Borden.) A six-year-old George Washington, “immoderately fond” of his new present, uses it to chop down a “beautiful young English cherry-tree” on his family estate. His father is angrily trying to track down the culprit…when master criminal George walks into the room still holding the hatchet. “George, do you know who killed that cherry tree yonder in the garden?” Dad asks. “I can’t tell a lie, Pa,” says young George. “I did cut it with my hatchet.” Of course his father is so proud of his son’s guileless honesty that George suffers no consequences for his vandalism.

seriously, go look up hatchet on wikipedia and see what nonsense you get

Children have been growing up on this story for more than two centuries, but there’s no historical evidence for it, and scholars agree it was probably invented out of whole cloth. In 1800, the year after Washington’s death, a Virginia parson named Mason Weems wrote his History of the Life and Death, Virtues and Exploits of General George Washington, one of several biographies he wrote to tell morally instructive stories about the Founding Fathers. The cherry-tree legend, like the one about Washington praying at Valley Forge, appears for the first time in Weems’s book.

Weems credits the cherry-tree story to a “an aged lady, who was a distant relative” of the first president’s, but the overblown style of the anecdote makes it seem more like a fable than an actual bit of family history. When young George confesses, his father is quoted as saying, “Glad am I, George, that you killed my tree; for you have paid me for it a thousand fold. Such an act of heroism in my son is more worth than a thousand trees, though blossomed with silver, and their fruits of purest gold." I’m suuuure that’s exactly what he said. Even in Weems’s day, the biography was criticized as belonging to “the annals of fanaticism and absurdity,” and his moralizing approach to history doesn’t look any more legit today. Washington was, by all accounts, a scrupulously ethical leader who once wrote to Alexander Hamilton that he aspired to the most enviable of all titles: “an honest man.” But I’m afraid there’s no evidence that he was an unusually honest six-year-old.

Quick Quiz: What variety of cherry, named for a Chinese foreman, is the most widely cultivated cherry tree in the United States?

Ken Jennings is the author of six books, most recently his Junior Genius Guides, Because I Said So!, and Maphead. He's also the proud owner of an underwhelming Bag o' Crap. Follow him at ken-jennings.com or on Twitter as @KenJennings.


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Okay, my pro-Michigan hat goes back on. Sweet and tart cherries are the 2 main types, and most of the tart cherries for the United States come from the northwest part of the Lower Peninsula of Michigan (although they do grow sweet cherries, too):

The National Cherry Festival is July 5-12 this year, and considered by USA Today as a top 10 annual festival in the U.S.:
Over 500k show up, and the Traverse City area is a nice place to escape (pretty, along Lake Michigan). Also, the Sleeping Bear National Dunes was considered the most beautiful place in America recently, by Good Morning America (they are TALL, I've climbed them). They have wineries and top golf courses/resorts nearby, too.

Oh, the answer. I was thinking of asking Seth or Ah, but they've long passed away. If Mr. Crosby were alive, you could ask him, but at this point, you're better off asking Microsoft and "Bing" cherries--they're sweet.

Videos, from PBS about the Festival

and yes, that's Tim Allen's voice about the Traverse City area:

Y'all welcome to come here.


quality posts: 31 Private Messages Jertyrael

Is it the Bing Cherry?

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quality posts: 0 Private Messages dgcraig

The Cherry Tree is in reference is to what he did to a new female slave that came to the plantation.
He was open and right proud of what he did..
There were a few new seedlings that came about from his chopping s.


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A distant third on moral lessons with a hatchet: Carrie Nation


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We grow Montmorency Cherry trees.
Yum... Cherry pie!!!!!

No one better try to chop my trees down. My kids would have gotten a whoopin' if they did...


quality posts: 35 Private Messages BelyndaG

But George Washington DID cut down a cherry tree! I have the actual axe he used! It's been in my family for generations. It's a terrific axe and still works beautifully. I've only had to replace the handle two times and the blade once!