Woot! First time BOC!!!!!!!
Random Crap
Episode V: The Puck Strikes Back
$1.00 + $5 Shipping and Handling
ATTENTION!!
(this is misunderstood by some each time)
ORDER QUANTITY EQUATES TO BAG CONTENTS, NOT NUMBER OF BAGS. 1 BAG IS ALL YOU CAN GET, BUT ORDERING 3 GETS YOU 1 FULL BAG. WE RECOMMEND THAT.
It's time once again to lower your expectations and shell out your hard earned money for utter crap!
Fellow tax payers, welcome to the infamous money pit known as the Woot Bag O' Crap. Unlike our fine government, we promise you very little in return for your crap investment. We will not maintain the public roadways, we will not attempt to improve society with glorious social programs, and we will not keep your children safe from aging pop icons. Instead, for your investment of time and money, we will send you one fairly useless bag with (ideally) 3 random crappy items from our warehouse in it. Similar to the tax filing process, you may encounter confusing and annoying obstacles. Do not be alarmed, these are repeated random crappy server-crashes as your fellow wooter attempts to thwart you from fulfilling your curious obsession with crap. Hmm… If the IRS made things this difficult to file and then sent you back a box of random crap, would you rush to pay your taxes?
Bag O' Crap Rules:
Thou shalt not expect the world from your crap.
Thou shalt expect some people might get nicer crap than you.
Thou shalt consider if it is better to go through life without our crap.
Thou shalt not order just 1 crap and blame it on our server.
and... Thou shalt consider the empty bag worth $3 + $5 shipping,
... otherwise this might seem like gambling.
Thanks for the continued success of woot!
Cheers! - the woot team
Disclaimers: This is a bag of below-average usage possibilities. Any Bag contents, ie.. "the crap" is going to be crap along with the bag itself being crap. The cardboard box we ship this in will likely be crappy. FedEx or UPS might give you crap when they deliver your shipment. Even if you are easily pleased, you should lower your expectations -- this is plain old utter crap. If you can't afford to waste money on a bag-o-crap, please do not. Yes, this is worse than checking that box to contribute a buck for presidential campaigning.
