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Great news about today: Not only can you ignore your vital daily chores and eschew productivity at work - we’ve also cleverly provided opportunities for you to spend money!

Today we’ve lined up some of our best deals ever. That’s not just a superlative - it’s a fact. You can save up to 70 percent on all kinds of stuff. Good stuff, too. Not those terrible hologram bracelets. We’re launching awesome deals every hour all day, so keep your eyes peeled.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE!

We’re offering 10,000 BOCs as part of this big birthday bash. Whether you’re working through World of Wootcrap, ogling our offers, or viewing our videos, you’ll find opportunities to snag a bag.

In fact, if you don’t have a BOC when this is all said and done, take a long look in the mirror and consider the possibility that you were cursed by Imhotep or something. We’re breakin’ records up in here.

HOLD YOUR HORSES, BUCKAROO. WE’RE NOT DONE YET.

We’ve got some great stuff happening over on Shirt.Woot, too. During the entire month of July you can purchase our daily designs for the low, low price of TEN STINKIN’ DOLLARS.

Also, if you fancy yourself an arteest or you’ve got one crashing on your couch at the moment, enter our $10K cup. The “k” means thousand! Sean Adams explains it here.

GET OFF THE TABLE, GRANNY. I HAVE MORE TO SAY. ABOUT WINE. AND FREE SHIPPING.

Consider this the fine print. Unfortunately, we can’t offer free shipping over on Wine.Woot because it’s decidedly weird and works a little differently than great-tasting original Woot. If you have a cart that contains wine as well as other fine things, you'll see that you still get an adjusted shipping discount on your non-wine items.

However, you’ll find some unbelievably great deals on some of our Woot Cellars wines. After all, a birthday without vino is like a … uh, breakfast … without … vino. We drink a lot of vino.

If your beverage of choice is Bags of Crap, those will be sold for $8, which includes shipping.

SETTLE DOWN, STAMMY. THERE’S JUST A LITTLE MORE.

We want to sincerely thank you for being a part of our silly little website. You're the reason we've had a great decade. Have fun with us today. Maybe buy some stuff. Get a BOC. Definitely buy some stuff. And thanks again!

 

 

Azure


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Noooo PAGE NOT FOUND?!? I need more CRAP!

*edit* Not the ANTECHAMBER OF DOOM!

momojiri


quality posts: 0 Private Messages momojiri

OH my!

mrowy


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mrowy

To sleep now or to sleep in the morning...

FrostByte


quality posts: 11 Private Messages FrostByte

Kicked this party off right... Guessing it won't be the last thing I buy!

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curtise


quality posts: 20 Private Messages curtise

Stuck in the indefinite antechamber of doom... Tragedy!
-=C=-

Unawarewolf


quality posts: 0 Private Messages Unawarewolf

Happy Birthday!!

blancofan1


quality posts: 1 Private Messages blancofan1

Are we limited to one Birthday of Celebrations throughout the day or can we get as many as possible?

prodigy311


quality posts: 1 Private Messages prodigy311

Happy birthday woot! seems like just yesterday I was buying my first shirt. Now I have like 50!

bsmith1


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blancofan1 wrote:Are we limited to one Birthday of Celebrations throughout the day or can we get as many as possible?



Limit one this week or they'll cancel it.

lichme


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Happy Birthday Woot

curtise


quality posts: 20 Private Messages curtise

I know people are wishing woot! a Happy Birthday today, but really we should be wishing you a happy day-before-your-birthday today! <3
-=C=-

DaveInSoCal


quality posts: 17 Private Messages DaveInSoCal

Happy almost birthday!


conanthelibrarian


quality posts: 3128 Private Messages conanthelibrarian

Happy birthday!!!I will be sure to join the festivities in the morning!

computermd82


quality posts: 31 Private Messages computermd82

Happy (almost) Birthday Woot!

V'Owl Birthday of Celebrations GIVEAWAY!!!!
"And the man in the rain picked up his bag of secrets, and journeyed up the mountainside, far above the clouds. And nothing was ever heard from him again, except for the sound of Tubular Bells."

wondernerd


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Happy birthday woot. It seems like just yesterday I was snagging my first Birthday of Celebrations Here's to many more opportunities to crash your servers trying to get one.

Woot on!!!

nimajneb2188


quality posts: 1 Private Messages nimajneb2188

Happy Birthday!

ksridhar89


quality posts: 2 Private Messages ksridhar89

How to level up?

dacrete


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Happy Birthday! Thank you for a closet full of cat shirts.

mo92


quality posts: 2 Private Messages mo92

I really hope I can acquire a bag-that-must-not-be-named! Happy Birthday, Woot!

amhi


quality posts: 1 Private Messages amhi

Happy Birthday Woot!

dfwhokie


quality posts: 3 Private Messages dfwhokie

Happy Birthday, Woot!

polackz


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I need a Birthday of Celebrations

stantonl33


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Happy Birthday Woot!

talkinazz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages talkinazz

Happy birthday.

night816


quality posts: 0 Private Messages night816

I hope I haven't missed the Big ol' Catapult for the Wine section...

scdcknsn


quality posts: 0 Private Messages scdcknsn

Happy Birthday!

sosum


quality posts: 1 Private Messages sosum

Happy Birthday Woot. Well, early birthday that is...

zsinix


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Woot! Woooot!

lazm


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Happy Birthday! Woot! Woot!

paulrdws


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Happy Birthday, Woot!

Wyatt8


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so much confusion ..
I miss the days when tiny-brain people like me could get a Bag o Crap.. just by being lucky and having good timing..
but.. this having to figure stuffs out..*sigh*

a perfect day to have a great day on purpose...
or because the store clerk told you to...

tsukitensh


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Wyatt8 wrote:so much confusion ..
I miss the days when tiny-brain people like me could get a Bag o Crap.. just by being lucky and having good timing..
but.. this having to figure stuffs out..*sigh*



There was a Big ol' Catapult for sale earlier, so it seems that so far it is just luck

ryanisom


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Happy Birthday Woot!

otterbeez


quality posts: 0 Private Messages otterbeez

Happy Birthday Woot! Wow, 10 years. Sorry I didn’t start giving you my money any earlier, but I’ve really cherished the four years I’ve known you. Thanks a bunch.

lordbowen


quality posts: 208 Private Messages lordbowen

Happy birthday, Woot. Hard to believe in just a few short years you'll be a teenager.

b34chg1rl


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Hoping for the best, but expecting the worst!
Happy Birthday Woot!!

mellobeth66


quality posts: 4 Private Messages mellobeth66

Fell asleep just before bag-of-crap, CRAP!
Happy Birthday Woot!

rainmannn


quality posts: 1 Private Messages rainmannn

Happy Birthday Woot!!!

zolttt


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