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All week we’ve been flagrantly promoting World of Wootcrap, an epic game of e-commerce adventure. No doubt you have questions about this decennial celebratory questiny, so read on and all loins will be girded:

What is a clan? How do I know which clan I am in?

Every Woot user has been arbitrarily separated into one of three teams, or, using the terminology employed by all the hottest new apps, “Clans.” You will work with your clan to earn XP and unlock levels in the game. To find out which clan you’re in, just add a post to this thread. You’ll see an image beside your avatar denoting your appointed clan - Betta Kois, Squarryls, or V’owls.

 Where do I find my clan’s thread?

 

If you post in a forum thread belonging to your opposing clans, you’ll lose XP and you’ll be cursed forever with irregular bowel movements. So don’t do it.

How do I play?

Watch the livestream starting at 11am Central, and follow along with the 10 levels on the home page. (They will open up throughout the day). 

You and your compulsory new friends will participate in a series of comical and slightly-degrading challenges in the 10 levels of The World of Wootcrap. The idea is to earn experience (cleverly abbreviated “XP”) which will unlock new levels in the game. Each level is packed with XP opportunities, hilarious content, and insane deals. What a thrill.

How do I earn XP?

Participate like crazy. Doesn’t matter if you’re just posting in a thread or competing in a Party Animal dance contest like the folks in this thread, you can earn XP for it.

What happens at the end of this whole big thing?

The three clans will attempt to defeat the fearsome George Takittei. It’s exactly as scary as it sounds.

That’s all pretty elaborate. So I win a car or something at the end, right?

Nope. Just Internet Credibility. And perhaps a forum badge.

Why isn't my level going up? I did the things! 

Be patient, the levels are not updated in real time. Give it an hour or so to update. And remember: None of this means anything so have fun and don't sweat the details. We'll probably (read: certainly) mess something up. 

Have fun and may the girdiest loins win!

dualrate


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what the.

hudsm9589


quality posts: 8 Private Messages hudsm9589

There that pesky trick Bag of something!

Get it Squiryyls!

fldeals


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BRING IT!!!!



X34

beaupeepe


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I'm confused ... as usual.

tpt4lyfe


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Representing for V'owls

FrostByte


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V'Owls shall be triumphant!

jmgenens


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I'll see your confused, and raise you a befuddled.

psykobunni


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I don't know why I do this to myself. Wait up until 1 am just to get stuck in a waiting room of doom. Been years since I got in...curse you Takei

fishingFreak


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always working on the clicks Amazonoot

dacrete


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I'm lost, too.

lonelypond


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jmgenens wrote:I'll see your confused, and raise you a befuddled.



And I'll throw in a bewildered...anyone all in for bewitched; )

Love mysteries? Want a mix of gay + straight characters? With a bit of Poe? Try my book, darn it ; ) In The Bleak December.

101156


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LOST IS GOOD I KNOW EXACTLY WHATS NEXT... HAHA I GOT THE FIRST Birthday of Celebrations

ignorant


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jmgenens wrote:I'll see your confused, and raise you a befuddled.



blink182ska


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dualrate wrote:what the.



dandandandandandandandandan


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ignorant wrote:



Whaaaa?

RyanWenaas


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I'm Lost for sure.

nodnetni


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May the Betta Koi be with you all!

reverendc


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i don't know what's going on

pandri3


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neither do i

KtCallista


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Victory for the V'Owls!

___________________________________________________________________
Paper Napkins on the Edge of Insanity

You can call me Goddess, that's fine.

DaveInSoCal


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Bacon pancakes makin bacon pancakes!


ignorant


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So many lost little fish.

acjahart


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This sounds interesting.

snoopyjy


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Time to sleep so we can all be ready for the battles tomorrow!

Hi-C said the blind man as he took a sip from the cup.

mrbidness1


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yo!

secretwife


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Don't people have, like, work to do during the day so they can afford those $8 bandolier of carrots?

thumperchick


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What's that George Takittei?
Put you down?
Ohhhh NO!


MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

amhi


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George Takittei is ADORABLE! Here kitty, kitty, kitty! Who's a beautiful kitty then? Yes he is! Yes he is!


jbbonds


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V'Owls for the win!!



catman25


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snoopyjy wrote:Time to sleep so we can all be ready for the battles tomorrow!


Sleep if you must ... Sleep I will not .... Gets laid zzzzzzzzzzZzzZz V'owl droppings sry guys

lichme


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elemay


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Cheers

ThunderThighs


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Go V'owls! Let's rock this thing.

Oh, and go buy my Haiku shirts. Please?



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lichme wrote:Heads Up: This List will be maintained throughout the day, which will show you current status for each team/user



Any chance you could add a total and average level for each clan? (average would have to go out a few decimals to see a difference)

jasonf1984


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Still don't know what the heck is going on but whatever it takes to get another Big ol' Catapult, I am game and don't have a life. :-) Go funny fish!

mnappi0606


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I predict that Donald Trump will buy Woot today just so he can fire George Takei for a second time.

Matt Dawg

MeleniePearson


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George Takittei? Internet cat version of GT? Does sound scary.

ceagee


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Impatiently waiting battle

chansel


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It must know!