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Poll: In my yard right now, there is:
  • 3.8% - Empty beer cans 129
  • 22.5% - Dead grass 758
  • 2.1% - Several cars on blocks 71
  • 3.6% - A kiddie pool (PS, I don't have kids) 121
  • 15.9% - A perfectly manicured garden 537
  • 46.2% - Definitely NOT dead bodies. WHO TOLD YOU DEAD BODIES? 1554
  • 5.9% - Something else (comments, please) 197
3367 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?

bdsmonkey


quality posts: 2 Private Messages bdsmonkey

DEFINITELY bodies! my pets are buried there! 2 dogs and a cat!

clairedeluna


quality posts: 1 Private Messages clairedeluna

Dog poop, since I have four dogs

manhandsha


quality posts: 34 Private Messages manhandsha

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I miss having a yard.

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azcanadienne


quality posts: 0 Private Messages azcanadienne

dog poop...and kiddie pool for the dog!

conanthelibrarian


quality posts: 3492 Private Messages conanthelibrarian

Lots of bunnies and possibly deer. The deer are very scared of people but occasionally come out. I came close to hitting one a few days ago when he was crossing the street. Still is weird for me to think about the fact that we have deer here in Southern California.


Harui


quality posts: 17 Private Messages Harui

Just a pain, boring yard. Only one small tree out back.

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." ~Albert Einstein

mclasen


quality posts: 0 Private Messages mclasen

Undead bodies don't count, ps they are the slow zombies tho

lordbowen


quality posts: 245 Private Messages lordbowen

Rocky Racoon

pangurban


quality posts: 3 Private Messages pangurban

In my yard is an absence of yard. My roof, on the other hand, has a few plants and a lawn chair. Damned urban environment...

calanthium


quality posts: 15 Private Messages calanthium

My yard looks like a WWI warzone because of the -expletive- gophers.

pupyluvr


quality posts: 51 Private Messages pupyluvr

Where in the H-E-Double Hockey Sticks is the ALL OF THE ABOVE option???

thumperchick


quality posts: 239 Private Messages thumperchick

dirtworship


quality posts: 2 Private Messages dirtworship

dirt, lotsa dirt, just waiting to be filled up with flowers.

kawdrifter2000


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kawdrifter2000

A half built garage, and a fallen apple tree.

nelsontrek


quality posts: 0 Private Messages nelsontrek

Crab grass and lots of other pesky weeds.

dboz_roz


quality posts: 0 Private Messages dboz_roz

dry land turtles waiting for their morning feeding

gibizugbe


quality posts: 1 Private Messages gibizugbe

No yard.

sellbuyer92


quality posts: 37 Private Messages sellbuyer92

a bare spot from my dog


Nemesis: Stryper2000 He stole my Big Ole Carrot

chocoboomelette


quality posts: 0 Private Messages chocoboomelette

Several piles of limbs; we lost a big portion of six trees due to high winds and the roommate has been chopping down the row of trees on the north side of the house.

DragonFly21228


quality posts: 0 Private Messages DragonFly21228

A Giant Wolf

mikebbass


quality posts: 21 Private Messages mikebbass

My mother-in-law.....

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  • Bags Of Crap

    1. The Bag of Shirt Crap 7/11/2014
    2. Blackboard of Cleanliness 7/11/2014
    3. (Hand)Blackboard of Cleanliness 3/23/2014
    4. 2nd Day of Crapness 12/4/13
    5. 45 Down Crossword 4/23/13
    6. FCWCECKMFONPTDMIPWAACBFMIGWS 9/18/12
    7. good-old-golden-crap-days 8/13/12
    8. we-eight-the-crap 7/12/12
    9. in-your-crapday-suit 7/12/12
    10. feliz-crapleanos 7/12/12
    11. who-smell-just-like-you 7/12/12
    12. not-exactly-a-goodie-bag 7/12/12
    13. Barrel of Crops 05/22/12
    14. Barrel of Crops 04/25/12
    15. Blackboard of Cleanliness 03/22/12
    16. Blackboard of Cleanliness 01/19/12
    17. Santa's Sack of Crap 12/25/11
    18. Blackboard of Cleanliness 12/06/11
    19. Blackboard of Cleanliness 11/09/11
    20. Blackboard of Cleanliness 07/12/11
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    22. Random Crap 09/22/10
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    25. Random Crap 01/28/10
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    rdlenoir


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages rdlenoir

    A Mockingbird and it's 4 fledglings . . . . those things start their song of love to others at 4 a.m.

    For the love of all things holy - make them stop!!!


    rytard22


    quality posts: 1 Private Messages rytard22

    6000 sq ft of lush, deep green zoysia so thick I had to buy a new lawn mower because my old one's engine didn't have enough torque to chomp through it. (Yes, I'm bragging.)

    blrg891


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages blrg891

    I have the remnants of a cookout. That means a grill, chairs, and a couple picnic tables.

    goddess8681


    quality posts: 1 Private Messages goddess8681

    Overgrown weeds, dog crap, a pool, and a swing set.

    cherwingate


    quality posts: 1 Private Messages cherwingate

    Dog poo.

    lichme


    quality posts: 2867 Private Messages lichme

    trlenoir


    quality posts: 3 Private Messages trlenoir
    lichme wrote:A for sale sign



    Now, is that sign made out of zip ties?

    jyourman


    quality posts: 1 Private Messages jyourman

    Not quite at the moment, but two days ago... A Bear.... Yup, neighbor called to let me know one walked right through the woods next to my house..

    Needless to say, my dog will have to hold it at night as I sure as hell ain't going out there..

    roadlizard7


    quality posts: 1 Private Messages roadlizard7
    clairedeluna wrote:Dog poop, since I have four dogs



    +1

    moles1138


    quality posts: 8 Private Messages moles1138
    clairedeluna wrote:Dog poop, since I have four dogs



    +2 (or is it -2 because I only have 2 dogs?)

    azfreedheart


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages azfreedheart

    1 Golden Retriever who has learned to be careful as to where she lays down...and 1.3 trillion mean little swarming black ants that defy all forms of extermination...

    cbs2208


    quality posts: 2 Private Messages cbs2208

    ....a guy who's made it his goal today to trim back some trees branches, bless his big heart! He comes to visit and then ends up workin'. What a friend!

    caramelarrow


    quality posts: 14 Private Messages caramelarrow
    thumperchick wrote:

    (not really, but I would laugh so hard...)



    Best thing to watch, maybe EVER!

    07/11/14

    caramelarrow


    quality posts: 14 Private Messages caramelarrow

    Oh, and the answer to the question of what is in my yard right now.....

    SQUARRYLS!!!!! Lots of squarryls, rabbits, groundhogs, a fox we rarely see, birds, blue-tailed skinks, the neighbor's cat once in a while, and a dog who chases them all.

    07/11/14

    dghoppe41


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages dghoppe41

    Several lawn chairs, a fire pit and the leftovers from the neighbors partying here and drinking by home-made beer.

    PocketBrain


    quality posts: 46 Private Messages PocketBrain

    Grass. Nice grass. And some low-lying native plants. Pretty good coverage. Backyard: weeds, and tall.

    14feetundertable


    quality posts: 0 Private Messages 14feetundertable

    Weeds, weeds,and more weeds

    daveinwarshington


    quality posts: 17 Private Messages daveinwarshington
    caramelarrow wrote:Oh, and the answer to the question of what is in my yard right now.....

    SQUARRYLS!!!!! Lots of squarryls, rabbits, groundhogs, a fox we rarely see, birds, blue-tailed skinks, the neighbor's cat once in a while, and a dog who chases them all.



    Don't blame me. I'm not in your yard

    I have birds eating my blueberries...