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Do you have what it takes to become the next champion cross-linguist, if by "what it takes" we mean "too much free time on your hands"? Then step up and face the latest iteration in this thing that apparently we do now!  

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Here's how you play:

Download the blank crossword here (or click on the image over there) and print it or complete it on your personal computing device.

  • Look for clues all over the place: In the main Woot-Off, on our Facebook, Tumblr, and Twitter pages, and in the very firmament itself.
  • When you have an answer to a clue, post it here in this format: "1-across: Teat" (if you just post "teat" we won't know what you're talking about and everyone will think you're a pervert).
  • YOU ONLY GET ONE GUESS PER CLUE so make it a good one.
  • The first person to post the correct answer will get a special, crappy offer sent to them via private message, which can be found right here
  • NEW RULE: No posting guesses until the clue has actually been posted somewhere. 
 

Answering clues correctly will also bring great honor to your Clan! Remember those?

Crapword Answers: 9
BOCs: 108
Woot-Off Purchases: 3364


Crapword Answers: 8
​BOCs: 112
Woot-Off Purchases: 3538


Crapword Answers: 12
BOCs: 116
Woot-Off Purchases: 3493

Those leaderboards will be updated periodically (read: sporadically), especially during the wee hours, and we'll be updating this post as we go, so check back often.

Update: Thurs. 1:25am
​The first blows have been struck with the Betta Koi taking a slim 1-answer lead and the Squarryls burying their heads in the dirt with no correct answers. The V'owls, rich from their July victory, have purchased the most Woot-Off items so far, and we are going to bed. Pro tip: There won't be many (if any) clues in the wee hours, so save your strength for the daylight. 

Update Thurs 11:25am
​The night shift has caught up (thanks TT), those who slipped under the old rules have been rewarded, and the V'Owls remain (unsurprisingly) in the lead. Who can topple this Strigiforme superpower?  

oompaloompa18


quality posts: 1 Private Messages oompaloompa18

The link to download is not working for me in any browser, :/

Moueska


quality posts: 54 Private Messages Moueska

/squee

Clans are baaaaaack!

Runey00


quality posts: 3 Private Messages Runey00

Here is the link, http://d3gqasl9vmjfd8.cloudfront.net/03958bbf-743e-4f55-9c51-dbc4a136a5d9.pdf

AlexIAm


quality posts: 3 Private Messages AlexIAm

KOI! KOI! KOI!

>insert funny quote here<

Jesterfx


quality posts: 1 Private Messages Jesterfx

seems like fun.

jeepgrl


quality posts: 0 Private Messages jeepgrl

There's a Squaryl in the house! I'll be up for the wee hours trying to "Squaryl" away a Book of Cheats!

darks1lenc3


quality posts: 4 Private Messages darks1lenc3

i have a feeling the clans will return for every wootoff now. hmmm.

backpack of crap 12/20/13
bag of crap 2/17/14
Birthday of Celebrations 7/11/14

zollins5


quality posts: 0 Private Messages zollins5

Squarryls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


kawdrifter2000


quality posts: 0 Private Messages kawdrifter2000

36 across TEVA

MrsBeny


quality posts: 1 Private Messages MrsBeny

8 down ESP


bluon


quality posts: 0 Private Messages bluon

To help keep up with the existing answers...

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/14a55K64nNQa-LmaGAtv1xS4RxE2b2-kvmJLiFB98WNQ/edit?usp=sharing

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 22 Private Messages daveinwarshington

SQUARRYLS ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I even bought some woot-off crap I don't need, to bring VICTORY to SQUARRYLS! ! ! ! ! !

guyfromhawthorne


quality posts: 0 Private Messages guyfromhawthorne

V'Owls!!

arismella


quality posts: 16 Private Messages arismella

Is there anywhere to see the clues we've missed?

johnpace


quality posts: 0 Private Messages johnpace

6-down: OAR

barkwoot


quality posts: 152 Private Messages barkwoot
arismella wrote:Is there anywhere to see the clues we've missed?



See the QP's under the 1st post in this thread

barkwoot


quality posts: 152 Private Messages barkwoot
barkwoot wrote:See the QP's under the 1st post in this thread



Edit: These are answers, not clues...

fixial


quality posts: 2 Private Messages fixial

Late to the party as usual.

cappo


quality posts: 34 Private Messages cappo

V'owls! V'owls! V'owls! V'owls! V'owls! V'owls! V'owls! V'owls! V'owls! V'owls! V'owls! Gooooo V'owls!


brady614


quality posts: 23 Private Messages brady614

KOI! KOI! KOI!

x4

cwolfpack3


quality posts: 8 Private Messages cwolfpack3

Vowls fly high above the fray! How could this REMOTELY be a surprise, Woot?!

Thanks to Woot's big anniversary, I'm no longer a bee oh cee virgin. Woohoo!

dernst_ca1


quality posts: 38 Private Messages dernst_ca1
cwolfpack3 wrote:Vowls fly high above the fray! How could this REMOTELY be a surprise, Woot?!



Whoooot!

-JMHSRV



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cappo


quality posts: 34 Private Messages cappo



Fly high, fellow V'owls!


papacheesy


quality posts: 3 Private Messages papacheesy

Wow were there really only ~330 bags total sold this woot-off? That secret link sale was active for an hour!

thumperchick


quality posts: 244 Private Messages thumperchick

So uh, did the V'Owls win another one?